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06-02-2018 , 10:05 AM
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A Reg escorted out for masturbating at the tables.

Combining sex and poker.

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode on classical conditioning

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06-02-2018 , 12:02 PM
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Did he flop a set or something?
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06-02-2018 , 01:00 PM
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they caught Costanza jacking in a casino?
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06-02-2018 , 01:39 PM
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When I was at borgata a year or 2 ago a guy was jerking off in the bathroom stall.
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06-02-2018 , 01:51 PM
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silly costanza
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06-02-2018 , 02:38 PM
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i suggested this last year

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Good Sex with someone you find extremely attractive or light masturbation while grinding (no climax) to keep a steady flow of dopamine (assuming you are an online player)
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06-02-2018 , 02:38 PM
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I'm waiting for SA to mention it in his blog.
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06-02-2018 , 02:50 PM
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he will never mention it, sry fiddle
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06-02-2018 , 03:00 PM
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
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In more important news... I have tomatoes!
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06-02-2018 , 04:39 PM
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a good sauce is started with good tomatoes
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06-02-2018 , 05:04 PM
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Well I guess you could say that's one bad beat.
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06-03-2018 , 02:17 AM
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what a filthy animal
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06-03-2018 , 10:04 AM
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What if you fashioned the chip stack that you just won off somebody into a penis and then stroked that, right on the table? Would this get you ejected?
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06-03-2018 , 10:49 AM
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Yes.
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06-03-2018 , 12:07 PM
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What if you fashioned the chip stack that you just won off somebody into a penis and then stroked that, right on the table? Would this get you ejected?
that would be hilarious
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06-03-2018 , 12:15 PM
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seen worse at Commerce
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06-03-2018 , 01:25 PM
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[x] beat
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06-03-2018 , 05:25 PM
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I dont understand

If he was escorted out of Caesars why was he masturbating?
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06-03-2018 , 05:57 PM
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06-06-2018 , 01:58 AM
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What if you fashioned the chip stack that you just won off somebody into a penis and then stroked that, right on the table? Would this get you ejected?
Nice.
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06-06-2018 , 04:43 AM
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Serial casino cash game masturbator reporting in.
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06-07-2018 , 11:16 PM
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Can you write it off your taxes somehow though?
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06-08-2018 , 11:25 AM
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Can you write it off your taxes somehow though?
only if you make 6+ figures. its one of the perks.
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06-08-2018 , 02:11 PM
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Yet another poker player getting into trouble with JKo.
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06-08-2018 , 11:30 PM
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they told him to beat it
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