I had a nightmare that PokerStars and the iPoker Network announced an official merger. They touted it as "the formation of the last two poker rooms that allow shortstackers" and that they would be eliminating all normal and deep stack play at cash tables. The new company was going to be called iPokerShove. I know, I think I had some weird food last night.

I remember being pissed in my dream that I would have to move my roll because I wanted to play real poker instead of look at some chart and know when to shove/fold. But man, I was REALLY upset in my dream it was kinda funny.

You should write a book about it...