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09-27-2008 , 12:30 AM
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I like to get action when I'm drawing to the nut flush.
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09-27-2008 , 01:54 AM
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Craps distract Cloutier from his game
omfg rofl
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09-27-2008 , 01:54 AM
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If you arent getting any action, you probably should change your lines
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09-27-2008 , 01:56 AM
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People play with more donkeys when alcohol is involved
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09-27-2008 , 01:57 AM
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Having a high credit card limit is essential for live play
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09-27-2008 , 02:22 AM
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drunk people are sure wins.

when you hit the nuts you shoudn't get it all-in immediately, but first sweeten-up the pot.

bluffing is ok as long as you don't get caught.

you can give it hard and fast too a loose player, to a tight player slow and careful is the way to go.

you frequently pretend to be bigger than you are.

guys pretend to be loose, girls pretend to be tight.

list is endless... must stop now
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09-27-2008 , 02:32 AM
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They both milk me for everything
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09-27-2008 , 03:17 AM
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i fired 3 barrels and was bust
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09-27-2008 , 03:18 AM
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cant only focus on what you got in the hole, other factors are at play
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09-27-2008 , 05:13 AM
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Children sometimes play around at it, even though they don't know how to make as much money at it as adults do
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09-27-2008 , 05:41 AM
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frequently check-raise OOP to regain control of the action.

and of course:

try to induce bluffs when you think villain sucks.
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09-27-2008 , 05:43 AM
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they both cost me money
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09-27-2008 , 05:49 AM
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Next time a stripper asks me how I win at poker I finally have some good answers!
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09-27-2008 , 06:14 AM
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only massive idiots would brag about how much money they make by "doing it"
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09-27-2008 , 07:11 AM
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I usually start of in front but end up in behind
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09-27-2008 , 09:40 AM
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You learn from your grandfather on the kitchen table.
OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG i seriously can't breathe, wpwpwp.
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09-27-2008 , 10:44 AM
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You learn from your grandfather on the kitchen table.
OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

srsly i can't stop laughing omg
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09-27-2008 , 10:48 AM
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Even if you bust early its still great fun
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09-27-2008 , 10:57 AM
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omg haha there are some funny ones inbetween. Grandfather on the kitchen table and Hellmuth deep in $1500 horse lol

I rarely care to rate threads but this one gets 5 stars for sure!
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09-27-2008 , 11:22 AM
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having to pee during the session is very uncomfortable and can ruin the flow
Hahahahahah this!
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Starting as an underage professional maximises your earnings
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09-27-2008 , 12:02 PM
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...opening a lot of buttons is usually a good play
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09-27-2008 , 12:52 PM
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they're both ways clonie gowen has financed her coke habit
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09-27-2008 , 01:35 PM
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It's always better in your head
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09-27-2008 , 03:04 PM
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You play with a bunch of guys and flop the nuts on the table.
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