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Old 09-25-2008, 06:37 PM   #1
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Poker is alot like Sex ...

You never want to get it in behind
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:37 PM   #2
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

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Old 09-25-2008, 06:38 PM   #3
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Position is everything
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:39 PM   #4
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:39 PM   #5
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

"you usually do it on a table. and you always feel deep, deep shame afterwards"
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:40 PM   #6
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

Once you do it for a living it's not fun anymore
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:41 PM   #7
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

If your too aggressive trying to take it down you end up ****ing yourself
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:41 PM   #8
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rivermetimbers likes tehz bum sex
LOL. funny. Good post. Very philosophical!
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:41 PM   #9
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sticky?
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:42 PM   #10
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

break even stretches are ****ty
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:42 PM   #11
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

Everyone thinks they're the best at it, but most people really suck.
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:42 PM   #12
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

I think im too real for this thread they be blockin out all my sayings
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:44 PM   #13
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it hurts to have your nuts cracked
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:46 PM   #14
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always be prepared to fire another barrel
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:47 PM   #15
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

You're not comfortable out of position.
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:49 PM   #16
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

...you need to pick the right spot to get it all in.
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:54 PM   #17
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if your on a bad streak move down in limits to regain confidence (Do a Fat chick)
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:57 PM   #18
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

no matter how good you think you are, there's at least one person who thinks you aren't
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:58 PM   #19
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if your on a bad streak move down in limits to regain confidence (Do a Fat chick)
lol funniest thing ive read on here in a while
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:58 PM   #20
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Re: Poker is alot like Sex ...

When in doubt, raise it up
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:59 PM   #21
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you gotta attack the blind?
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:10 PM   #22
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:13 PM   #23
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when in doubt poooooooooosh
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:17 PM   #24
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...you can't always win with the best hand ?
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:17 PM   #25
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