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09-25-2008 , 06:37 PM

shakermaker3

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You never want to get it in behind

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09-25-2008 , 06:37 PM

rivermetimbers

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false

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09-25-2008 , 06:38 PM

shakermaker3

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Position is everything

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09-25-2008 , 06:39 PM

shakermaker3

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rivermetimbers likes tehz bum sex

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09-25-2008 , 06:39 PM

gtmwarrior

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"you usually do it on a table. and you always feel deep, deep shame afterwards"

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09-25-2008 , 06:40 PM

TheCanoe

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Once you do it for a living it's not fun anymore

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09-25-2008 , 06:41 PM

shakermaker3

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If your too aggressive trying to take it down you end up ****ing yourself

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09-25-2008 , 06:41 PM

SirCakesAlot

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rivermetimbers likes tehz bum sex

LOL. funny. Good post. Very philosophical!

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09-25-2008 , 06:41 PM

resonator

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sticky?

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09-25-2008 , 06:42 PM

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shakermaker3

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break even stretches are ****ty

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09-25-2008 , 06:42 PM

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8rysh

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Everyone thinks they're the best at it, but most people really suck.

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09-25-2008 , 06:42 PM

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shakermaker3

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I think im too real for this thread they be blockin out all my sayings

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09-25-2008 , 06:44 PM

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gregh2177

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it hurts to have your nuts cracked

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09-25-2008 , 06:46 PM

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shakermaker3

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always be prepared to fire another barrel

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09-25-2008 , 06:47 PM

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elefanton

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You're not comfortable out of position.

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09-25-2008 , 06:49 PM

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SMX501

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...you need to pick the right spot to get it all in.

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09-25-2008 , 06:54 PM

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shakermaker3

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if your on a bad streak move down in limits to regain confidence (Do a Fat chick)

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09-25-2008 , 06:57 PM

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Five-Star

[x] Wins the Internet

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no matter how good you think you are, there's at least one person who thinks you aren't

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09-25-2008 , 06:58 PM

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hockeyhero31

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if your on a bad streak move down in limits to regain confidence (Do a Fat chick)

lol funniest thing ive read on here in a while

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09-25-2008 , 06:58 PM

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MaxRaises

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When in doubt, raise it up

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09-25-2008 , 06:59 PM

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Astyanax

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you gotta attack the blind?

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09-25-2008 , 07:10 PM

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shakermaker3

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lol

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09-25-2008 , 07:13 PM

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shakermaker3

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when in doubt poooooooooosh

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09-25-2008 , 07:17 PM

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BurningSquirrel

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...you can't always win with the best hand ?

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09-25-2008 , 07:17 PM

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piebear

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jennifer tilly has big boobs

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