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06-20-2018 , 09:10 PM

zippyroo

banned

Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Lost two buy ins today. It’s so tilting. One of those days where the only good hands you get are in early position, you raise and get 4-6 calls. You have AK of spades, flop is all low cards and red, etc. People chase needing two running card to beat you, and get there. It’s frustrating. I’m taking a week off to make sure I’m not on tilt when I go back.

06-20-2018 , 10:11 PM

Stupor

journeyman

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 359

you know outside of 'murica "pissed" means drunk. so i hope you are drunk. cheers

06-20-2018 , 10:16 PM

zippyroo

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Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stupor

you know outside of 'murica "pissed" means drunk. so i hope you are drunk. cheers

Strong username to post conten ratio.
Sorry, my British friend. I don’t drink. I’m on tilt. It’s a horrible, disfiguring condition.
Long live the queen!

06-20-2018 , 10:17 PM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Two Buyins?

Someone call 911 right now OP has a severe case of downswing

06-20-2018 , 10:19 PM

Stupor

journeyman

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 359

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyroo

Strong username to post conten ratio.
Sorry, my British friend. I don’t drink. I’m on tilt. It’s a horrible, disfiguring condition.
Long live the queen!

no not british

so you don't drink and yet are still pissed. we have that rare and holy thing, an immaculate inebriation

06-20-2018 , 10:26 PM

zippyroo

banned

Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Two Buyins?

Someone call 911 right now OP has a severe case of downswing

I need a vaccine known as “anti-variance.”

06-21-2018 , 01:09 AM

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyroo

I need a vaccine known as “anti-variance.”

Well, I can help you there. You need regular injections of diethylstilbestrol. Google it, then you'll understand.

06-21-2018 , 09:37 AM

zippyroo

banned

Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Well, I can help you there. You need regular injections of diethylstilbestrol. Google it, then you'll understand.

Douchebag much?

06-21-2018 , 11:14 PM

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You didn't think too hard about what a reduced testosterone level would do for your variance, did you, chico?

In that case get double the regular injections.

06-21-2018 , 11:18 PM

#10

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

alldkd pisseeddd alll ocemfberr over msmsdm

06-22-2018 , 12:48 AM

#11

zippyroo

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Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You didn't think too hard about what a reduced testosterone level would do for your variance, did you, chico?

In that case get double the regular injections.

Well, I'm sure, since you're transitioning, princess, you know very well how estrogen affects you.

06-22-2018 , 04:56 AM

#12

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

alldkd pisseeddd alll ocemfberr over msmsdm

this

06-22-2018 , 07:09 AM

#13

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

OP u seem butthurt, maybe an injection up there wouldn't hurt.

06-22-2018 , 02:01 PM

#14

zippyroo

banned

Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

OP u seem butthurt, maybe an injection up there wouldn't hurt.

Exit only. Always Folding swings that way though. PM him.

06-22-2018 , 06:38 PM

#15

24our

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 227

EAT A ****ING DICK OP

06-23-2018 , 01:07 AM

#16

zippyroo

banned

Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by 24our

EAT A ****ING DICK OP

Appears as though we’ve found Always Folding’s lover.

06-23-2018 , 01:52 AM

#17

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,499

It's not variance if you play bad and get what you deserve. You probably tilt so bad, you have to restrict yourself to two buyins

06-23-2018 , 09:15 AM

#18

SolarAU

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 1,795

It tilts me that you're taking a week off for 2 buyins of run bad.

06-23-2018 , 06:45 PM

#19

24our

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 227

Quote:

Originally Posted by SolarAU

It tilts me that

Spoiler:

06-23-2018 , 06:45 PM

#20

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyroo

I need a vaccine known as “anti-variance.”

But then you wouldn't have the occasional wins.

06-23-2018 , 06:59 PM

#21

zippyroo

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Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

It's not variance if you play bad and get what you deserve. You probably tilt so bad, you have to restrict yourself to two buyins

So getting it in with AK vs AQ pre and losing is playing bad? Getting it in pre with AK vs 8-9s with full stacks is playing bad?

06-24-2018 , 09:29 AM

#22

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyroo

So getting it in with AK vs AQ pre and losing is playing bad? Getting it in pre with AK vs 8-9s with full stacks is playing bad?

you are starting to learn

06-24-2018 , 11:42 AM

#23

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyroo

Well, I'm sure, since you're transitioning, princess, you know very well how estrogen affects you.

Awww...you didn't go far enough into the research process, sweetie. We're chemically castrating you! Cause you're such a soft tilter anyways

06-24-2018 , 11:44 AM

#24

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyroo

Exit only. Always Folding swings that way though. PM him.

If you have to say it you're probably lying.

06-24-2018 , 05:36 PM

#25

zippyroo

banned

Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 265

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

If you have to say it you're probably lying.

You need to get your gaydar fixed

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