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Old 07-03-2020, 04:02 PM   #51
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They say this guy doesn't even put gloves on!
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Gloves are for women and men with breasts
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They could put the gloves on their tits!
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I tidied my room for the inspection.

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Old 07-03-2020, 04:13 PM   #55
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Old 07-03-2020, 04:18 PM   #56
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Sammy just bought a whole "blackfoot ham" from Spain. That pink has been hanging for +4 years and probably costs more than Morph makes in 2 months.
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Old 07-03-2020, 04:19 PM   #57
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Sammy just bought a whole "blackfoot ham" from Spain. That pink has been hanging for +4 years and probably costs more than Morph makes in 2 months.
That's how much Sammy loves the pork
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Old 07-03-2020, 05:00 PM   #58
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You spent 2 months of pay on old ham?
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Old 07-03-2020, 05:52 PM   #59
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Sammy just bought a whole "blackfoot ham" from Spain. That pink has been hanging for +4 years and probably costs more than Morph makes in 2 months.
Your wife’s pink has been waiting longer than that for you to pay attention to it.
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Old 07-03-2020, 06:00 PM   #60
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pata negra
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Old 07-03-2020, 06:09 PM   #61
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Baby Fish with the burn.
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Old 07-03-2020, 06:25 PM   #62
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I have Chorizo
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Old 07-03-2020, 06:38 PM   #63
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Hai all, Happy Meerkaturday!
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Happy Meerkaturday and welcome back, Piddlenator!

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It's Saturday!
STFU and listen to it. Don't just hear it.
White man can't jump!
I nearly never listen to **** other peepz post, but you guys might be different...
Not all solipsism, ya?
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I like that erdmännchen above, ssooo
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RIP pennypusher
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Meerkaturday!
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We don’t have time for this! We must get ready for inspection!!
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Old 07-04-2020, 05:59 AM   #72
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Today Sammy will say something nice about one of the BBV regs. Sammy's still not sure which one of you it's going to be, not that there are many contenders, but still Sammy needs to give this very important issue some thought. Stay tuned, drink beer, touch your neighbour.
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Old 07-04-2020, 06:33 AM   #73
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No neighbors will be touched on purpose!
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Old 07-04-2020, 06:52 AM   #74
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No neighbors will be touched on purpose!
Live a little, take a chance, touch him, who knows, you might enjoy it. Sammy used a lot of commas there, that's how, cool, Sammy, is.
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Old 07-04-2020, 07:51 AM   #75
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Sammy is going to say something nice about Sammy.
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