A lot of the time when I am playing poker people get really angry at me for winning hands. I have tried to talk back to them but they do not listen and grow only more hostile. I would like to help the world and make it a better place, but I do not know how to get through to these players. There are also players who will insult what they perceive to be a lack of skill when I get lucky on a hand. Hey guess what, you lost the hand buddy. I called because I knew I would win. I can read players like books which is why I think some people get so mad at me. Even if you time your bets there is still minor fluctuation in how quickly you bet which I can pick up on. People will also sometimes try to trick me with weird bet timing but I always pick up on it and make the right call or fold. Things like these are why I've been so successful but it's just a game to me. I don't get why people are so angry at the poker tables

But I raised you on a paired board and you still called with 3rd pair like the fish you are you ****ing muppet piss off

Look I dont think I ever played with you but you gotta know sometimes you win and sometimes you dont. More people need to understand this if we want the poker ecosystem to be healthy again and create the next poker boom. I missed the last one but I'm healthier now

Reading the op I am pretty sure I know exactly why people get mad at op. And it ain’t because you are so wonderful at poker.

OP please pass along your "I read people like books" course. I have my credit card on standby

I thought Einstein was smart but he's clearly got nothing compared with the brilliance coming out of the OP's mouth.

if you are successful in poker you are taking it to seriously

Where is seriously and how are people taking poker there?

Was born with it sorry

Einstein was a freemason... not a good guy to trust

Im taking these clowns to town! Learn to time your bets

Well, not exactly true. You can be like me and have fun and pay the bills at the same time

How can we be like you and win at poker without taking it seriously if you have to be born with it?

Bless your curious mind. My answer is... Relax and have fun! I make the most money when I'm relaxed and having fun.

If you're not having fun in life... what's the point?

op have you ever 20 tabled a month of grind 12/h a day and had a loosing month but ev wise you should have made a ton of money.
there is no fun in poker, its hard work
you can have fun when you play with your friends

you are a fish and op is ein stein

You still haven't answered this one, OP.

as a free mason I am offended by this thread

If you're not having fun, what's the point? It's the same with any profession. If you aren't enjoying what you're doing... do something else! Being trapped in a particular field is just a figment of your imagination. There is no time to spare wasting the majority of your days not having fun! If you do this, at the end of your life, you will be filled with regret! People die every single day filled with regret. But it's not too late! Make a change.

Thanks for the backup, Biochemie! Assuming your username is the same on here as it is on the poker platforms, I'll go easy on you if I see you around. Please do the same to me. In fact, we could link up and share our hands while we are playing together if you'd like. It's a good way to gain an edge over the competition!

Yes, I did. Please scroll up to see my reply.

Hey "ejames209", I am going to blast you with some esoteric knowledge. There are 33 degrees of freemasonry and 33 sections of your vertebrae. Reaching the 33rd degree = having a kundalini awakening! The freemasonry logo contains the letter "G" because there are 7 chakras and G is the 7th letter of the alphabet.

But of course this is all just a bunch of new age bologna... ignore it!

OP Im just a fish clickin buttons on the poker table, please teach me white magic

OP I do have fun at poker when I do this

Yes! This looks fun. I like bluffing, too.

OP I never bluff

In addition, he also sucks at PLO...

You could take him with you to Seriously

Well, you might want to consider trying it! It's an easy way to win pots when you do not have a good hand. I assume in that hand you showed above you learned that the other person had a lower high card than you? Such as a 3 and a 4 as his starting cards?

Like I said, I don't take poker to seriously!

amazing! Is there any way I can use this knowledge at the poker table?

OP sounds like a crazy *****. I wouldn't have fun with you ethier