Well memed!

people take poker *too seriously, just have fun

Shirley you can't be serious

I bet OP is the type of player who bets KK into trup QQ.

Yes

OK

Lol!

I am the type of player who gets dealt 2 kings and then 2 more kings show up when the 3 cards in the middle of the table come down

and you still check fold because youre scared of the straight flush draw

In this situation the board is AKQJ of spades and a 3 of diamonds and I limped in with 6 and a 5 club and a diamond

Awesome! I guess the obvious question is....how?

well, i play on global poker and dont have much time to think cuz u dont get much time, i think just 15 seconds. so u dont have a lot of time to make decisions. so u cant really think too much about the hand with ur mind. u must use ur heart (intuition). that sounds cheesy but its really just accessing ur subconscious knowledge. so if im on the fence i go with my heart most of my dumb decisions come from my mind overridin my heart (limited conscious knowledge overriding in-depth subconscious knowledge)

u should read the book "reality transurfing" by vadim zeland if ur interested in this stuff and the connection between the mind and the heart. it's free on a website called libgen.rs. did u know there is a HUGE valve that connects the brain to the heart? Theyre very connected but our modern society focuses only on the mind while IGNORING the heart at its own peril!!!! ur heart (and ur gut) both give off electromagnetic stuff just like the brain. u really got 3 brains

hey liz where have you been taking poker to?

Seriously?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hope you can read Braile

OP called me with a flush draw all-in and she didn't have the odds. When I calmly tried to explain to her pot odds she told me to "stop crying like a little baby". Then she kept making shut it hand gestures right in my face every time I tried to reply and saying "A loser says 'what?'" really fast. I just sat there confused. And after the hand that she beat me in she asked the dealer to break a $1 chip to tip him and when the dealer said he couldn't she said "no tip for you then I guess sport". Who calls people 'sport' these days? Sheesh.