These beats are so brutal its actually kind of funny.



1. STEP 4: 200 +15

PokerStars Game #13905009129: Tournament #70582277, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/12/16 - 17:11:27 (ET)
Table '70582277 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: gamefacedave (1460 in chips)
Seat 2: dolphin (1275 in chips)
Seat 3: Pattymelt15 (1355 in chips)
Seat 4: MapQuest23 (1465 in chips)
Seat 5: blur5f6 (1305 in chips)
Seat 6: Sneeuwuil (1635 in chips)
Seat 7: stockbrokerr (2175 in chips)
Seat 8: paparrazzi (1925 in chips)
Seat 9: jonas2008 (905 in chips)
dolphin: posts small blind 15
Pattymelt15: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [As Ad]
MapQuest23: raises 90 to 120
blur5f6: calls 120
Sneeuwuil: folds
stockbrokerr: folds
paparrazzi: calls 120
jonas2008: folds
gamefacedave: folds
dolphin: folds
Pattymelt15: folds
*** FLOP *** [7h Qd 7c]
MapQuest23: checks
blur5f6: checks
paparrazzi: bets 90
MapQuest23: calls 90
blur5f6: folds
*** TURN *** [7h Qd 7c] [3d]
MapQuest23: checks
paparrazzi: bets 210
MapQuest23: raises 360 to 570
paparrazzi: raises 1145 to 1715 and is all-in
MapQuest23: calls 685 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7h Qd 7c 3d] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MapQuest23: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
paparrazzi: shows [7d 8d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
paparrazzi collected 3095 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3095 | Rake 0
Board [7h Qd 7c 3d 4h]
Seat 1: gamefacedave (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dolphin (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Pattymelt15 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: MapQuest23 showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 5: blur5f6 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Sneeuwuil folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: stockbrokerr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: paparrazzi showed [7d 8d] and won (3095) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 9: jonas2008 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

2. STEP 5: 670 +30

PokerStars Game #13905282558: Tournament #70583272, $670+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/12/16 - 17:23:49 (ET)
Table '70583272 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: ArubaJohn (2885 in chips)
Seat 2: gospelle (1795 in chips)
Seat 3: javel (2090 in chips)
Seat 4: MarktheShark (1305 in chips)
Seat 5: MapQuest23 (1640 in chips)
Seat 6: ch0ppy (1075 in chips)
Seat 8: J-Wheezy` (1560 in chips)
Seat 9: jenssa (1150 in chips)
jenssa: posts small blind 25
ArubaJohn: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [Kh Ks]
gospelle: folds
javel: raises 100 to 150
MarktheShark: calls 150
MapQuest23: raises 430 to 580
ch0ppy: folds
J-Wheezy`: folds
jenssa: folds
ArubaJohn: folds
javel: folds
MarktheShark: raises 725 to 1305 and is all-in
MapQuest23: calls 725
*** FLOP *** [Js 8c 7s]
*** TURN *** [Js 8c 7s] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Js 8c 7s Tc] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MarktheShark: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
MapQuest23: shows [Kh Ks] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
MarktheShark collected 2835 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2835 | Rake 0
Board [Js 8c 7s Tc Jd]
Seat 1: ArubaJohn (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: gospelle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: javel folded before Flop
Seat 4: MarktheShark showed [Ac Ad] and won (2835) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 5: MapQuest23 showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 6: ch0ppy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: J-Wheezy` (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jenssa (small blind) folded before Flop



PokerStars Game #13905306633: Tournament #70583272, $670+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/12/16 - 17:24:54 (ET)
Table '70583272 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: ArubaJohn (2835 in chips)
Seat 2: gospelle (1795 in chips)
Seat 3: javel (1940 in chips)
Seat 4: MarktheShark (2835 in chips)
Seat 5: MapQuest23 (335 in chips)
Seat 6: ch0ppy (1075 in chips)
Seat 8: J-Wheezy` (1560 in chips)
Seat 9: jenssa (1125 in chips)
ArubaJohn: posts small blind 25
gospelle: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [Tc 4h]
javel: folds
MarktheShark: folds
MapQuest23: folds
ch0ppy: folds
J-Wheezy`: folds
jenssa: raises 100 to 150
ArubaJohn: folds
gospelle: folds
jenssa collected 125 from pot
jenssa: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 125 | Rake 0
Seat 1: ArubaJohn (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: gospelle (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: javel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MarktheShark folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MapQuest23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ch0ppy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: J-Wheezy` folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jenssa (button) collected (125)



PokerStars Game #13905317254: Tournament #70583272, $670+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/12/16 - 17:25:22 (ET)
Table '70583272 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ArubaJohn (2810 in chips)
Seat 2: gospelle (1745 in chips)
Seat 3: javel (1940 in chips)
Seat 4: MarktheShark (2835 in chips)
Seat 5: MapQuest23 (335 in chips)
Seat 6: ch0ppy (1075 in chips)
Seat 8: J-Wheezy` (1560 in chips)
Seat 9: jenssa (1200 in chips)
gospelle: posts small blind 25
javel: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [Kc Kd]
MarktheShark: folds
MapQuest23: raises 50 to 100
ch0ppy: folds
J-Wheezy`: raises 150 to 250
jenssa: folds
ArubaJohn: folds
gospelle: folds
javel: folds
MapQuest23 said, "this **** is so sick"
MapQuest23 said, "ill prolly lose this too"
MapQuest23: raises 85 to 335 and is all-in
J-Wheezy`: calls 85
*** FLOP *** [9s 7s Qh]
MapQuest23 said, "uunreal"
*** TURN *** [9s 7s Qh] [2s]
MapQuest23 said, "jesus christ"
*** RIVER *** [9s 7s Qh 2s] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MapQuest23: shows [Kc Kd] (a pair of Kings)
J-Wheezy`: shows [Ah As] (three of a kind, Aces)
J-Wheezy` collected 745 from pot
MarktheShark said, "omg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 745 | Rake 0
Board [9s 7s Qh 2s Ac]
Seat 1: ArubaJohn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gospelle (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: javel (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: MarktheShark folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MapQuest23 showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: ch0ppy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: J-Wheezy` showed [Ah As] and won (745) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: jenssa folded before Flop (didn't bet)

3. STEP 4: 200+15

(CAUTION; I ACTUALLY GOT THERE)

PokerStars Game #13904328547: Tournament #70579640, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/12/16 - 16:40:56 (ET)
Table '70579640 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: kpo070 (1650 in chips)
Seat 2: T.Sleepy.E (1670 in chips)
Seat 3: mrbollino (1450 in chips)
Seat 4: FeedGoat (1380 in chips)
Seat 5: Don JR Corle (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: LAJG (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: akenisse (1250 in chips)
Seat 8: SUGAR J 777 (1730 in chips)
Seat 9: MapQuest23 (1460 in chips)
akenisse: posts small blind 15
SUGAR J 777: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [8c 8h]
MapQuest23: calls 30
kpo070: folds
T.Sleepy.E: folds
mrbollino: folds
FeedGoat: folds
Don JR Corle: folds
LAJG: folds
akenisse: calls 15
SUGAR J 777: checks
*** FLOP *** [4h 9d 4c]
akenisse: checks
SUGAR J 777: checks
MapQuest23: bets 65
akenisse: folds
SUGAR J 777: calls 65
*** TURN *** [4h 9d 4c] [7d]
SUGAR J 777: checks
MapQuest23: checks
*** RIVER *** [4h 9d 4c 7d] [8s]
SUGAR J 777: bets 200
MapQuest23: raises 1165 to 1365 and is all-in
SUGAR J 777: calls 1165
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MapQuest23: shows [8c 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Fours)
SUGAR J 777: shows [4d Ac] (three of a kind, Fours)
MapQuest23 collected 2950 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2950 | Rake 0
Board [4h 9d 4c 7d 8s]
Seat 1: kpo070 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: T.Sleepy.E folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mrbollino folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FeedGoat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Don JR Corle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: LAJG (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: akenisse (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: SUGAR J 777 (big blind) showed [4d Ac] and lost with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 9: MapQuest23 showed [8c 8h] and won (2950) with a full house, Eights full of Fours

(Sickest of all the coolers)


PokerStars Game #13904476489: Tournament #70579640, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/12/16 - 16:47:27 (ET)
Table '70579640 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: kpo070 (1770 in chips)
Seat 2: T.Sleepy.E (1610 in chips)
Seat 3: mrbollino (1600 in chips)
Seat 4: FeedGoat (1290 in chips)
Seat 5: Don JR Corle (2625 in chips)
Seat 7: akenisse (1265 in chips)
Seat 8: SUGAR J 777 (435 in chips)
Seat 9: MapQuest23 (2905 in chips)
Don JR Corle: posts small blind 15
akenisse: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [9c 9d]
SUGAR J 777: folds
MapQuest23: calls 30
kpo070: calls 30
T.Sleepy.E: calls 30
mrbollino: folds
FeedGoat: folds
Don JR Corle: calls 15
akenisse: checks
*** FLOP *** [3h Qs 9s]
Don JR Corle: checks
akenisse: checks
MapQuest23: bets 135
kpo070: calls 135
T.Sleepy.E: raises 375 to 510
Don JR Corle: folds
akenisse: folds
MapQuest23: raises 2365 to 2875 and is all-in
kpo070: folds
T.Sleepy.E: calls 1070 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3h Qs 9s] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [3h Qs 9s 5d] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MapQuest23: shows [9c 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)
T.Sleepy.E: shows [Qc Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
T.Sleepy.E collected 3445 from pot
MapQuest23 said, "reLLY LIMPED QQ HUH"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3445 | Rake 0
Board [3h Qs 9s 5d 8c]
Seat 1: kpo070 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: T.Sleepy.E showed [Qc Qh] and won (3445) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: mrbollino folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FeedGoat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Don JR Corle (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: akenisse (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: SUGAR J 777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: MapQuest23 showed [9c 9d] and lost with three of a kind, Nines




PokerStars Game #13904651309: Tournament #70579640, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/12/16 - 16:55:15 (ET)
Table '70579640 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: kpo070 (1605 in chips)
Seat 2: T.Sleepy.E (3460 in chips)
Seat 3: mrbollino (1605 in chips)
Seat 4: FeedGoat (1965 in chips)
Seat 5: Don JR Corle (2515 in chips)
Seat 7: akenisse (1145 in chips)
Seat 9: MapQuest23 (1205 in chips)
Don JR Corle: posts small blind 25
akenisse: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [As Ks]
MapQuest23: raises 100 to 150
kpo070: folds
T.Sleepy.E: calls 150
mrbollino: folds
FeedGoat: folds
Don JR Corle: folds
akenisse: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [4s 3s Kh]
akenisse: checks
MapQuest23: checks
T.Sleepy.E: bets 300
akenisse: folds
MapQuest23: calls 300
*** TURN *** [4s 3s Kh] [3c]
MapQuest23: checks
T.Sleepy.E: bets 755
MapQuest23: calls 755 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [4s 3s Kh 3c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MapQuest23: shows [As Ks] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
T.Sleepy.E: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
T.Sleepy.E collected 2585 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2585 | Rake 0
Board [4s 3s Kh 3c 7d]
Seat 1: kpo070 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: T.Sleepy.E showed [Ad Ah] and won (2585) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 3: mrbollino folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FeedGoat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Don JR Corle (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: akenisse (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: MapQuest23 showed [As Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes

4. STEP 4: 200+15

(nothing special; semi standard)



PokerStars Game #13899092005: Tournament #70553830, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/12/16 - 12:50:17 (ET)
Table '70553830 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: DrStacks (1240 in chips)
Seat 3: MapQuest23 (2550 in chips)
Seat 4: 1968euro (1575 in chips)
Seat 5: jullum (1940 in chips)
Seat 6: Juan Nawin (800 in chips)
Seat 8: surgyon (2165 in chips)
Seat 9: chip2005 (3230 in chips)
DrStacks: posts small blind 50
MapQuest23: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [Qc Kc]
1968euro: folds
jullum: folds
Juan Nawin: folds
surgyon: folds
chip2005: raises 100 to 200
DrStacks: folds
MapQuest23: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [5c Jd 4c]
MapQuest23: bets 230
chip2005: raises 470 to 700
MapQuest23: raises 1650 to 2350 and is all-in
chip2005: calls 1650
*** TURN *** [5c Jd 4c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [5c Jd 4c 6s] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MapQuest23: shows [Qc Kc] (high card King)
chip2005: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
chip2005 collected 5150 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5150 | Rake 0
Board [5c Jd 4c 6s 8s]
Seat 1: DrStacks (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MapQuest23 (big blind) showed [Qc Kc] and lost with high card King
Seat 4: 1968euro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jullum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Juan Nawin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: surgyon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: chip2005 (button) showed [Ad As] and won (5150) with a pair of Aces




Should have just bought into PCA... this is sick

[x] These beats are so brutal

[x] PokerStars

[ ] Surprised

[x] I run worse

it's kind of funny to read your chat as you progressively get more and more tilted

PROBABLY THE SICKECT HAND I HAVE EVER SEEN ON 2P2 MAN SO DISGUSTINGLY BRUTAL

someone actually looked at the hands?

that hand was in there to show that the 2 hands of KK vs AA were in a 3 hand stretch.

all of these happened today. hurting my head

lol those are some sick beats, bro.

so you had KK, lost, folded a hand, and then picked up KK and lost to AA?
nearly identical series of events occurred at my step 6.
picked up KK, someone shoved KQ into me with 6 left, its good. i fold one hand, very next hand KK into AA tyvm. clearly the pattern mapper has converged and you should fold the second KK in this spot imo villain always has aces.

heres another doozy for you guys

pretty standard 5 handed

PokerStars Game #13909167621: Tournament #70601516, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/12/16 - 20:28:53 (ET)
Table '70601516 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: MapQuest23 (1980 in chips)
Seat 3: orange97 (1180 in chips)
Seat 5: feebe (3040 in chips)
Seat 7: Lenny (3310 in chips)
Seat 9: newwavepoker (3990 in chips)
newwavepoker: posts small blind 50
MapQuest23: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MapQuest23 [Qh Qs]
orange97: folds
feebe: folds
Lenny: folds
newwavepoker: raises 200 to 300
MapQuest23: raises 500 to 800
newwavepoker: raises 600 to 1400
MapQuest23: raises 580 to 1980 and is all-in
newwavepoker: calls 580
*** FLOP *** [7c Ad 2d]
*** TURN *** [7c Ad 2d] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [7c Ad 2d Td] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newwavepoker: shows [Ah Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
MapQuest23: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
newwavepoker collected 3960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3960 | Rake 0
Board [7c Ad 2d Td Jh]
Seat 1: MapQuest23 (big blind) showed [Qh Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: orange97 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: feebe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Lenny (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: newwavepoker (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won (3960) with three of a kind, Aces

[ ] beats

OP u get a lot of money in bad lol

WTF? None of these are beats. In the last chance $650 sat (not the one today, the one when they had run out of hotel rooms a couple weeks ago), I was 1/100ish, then lost a monster pot with KK < KTs and ended up finishing 46th when 32 got seats. That's a bad beat.

OP,

A bad beat occurs when your money goes in and you are ahead.

Sincerely,

RM

How has nobody mentioned how terrible hand 1 is.
Expert flop check call with AKss as well.

What happens if you win multiple seats...do you have an option of selling the seat back to PS for cash value in your account , can you register the seat under a friends name... ?

Yeah, getting in your money behind is not a "beat". Some of these are coolers at worse. Others are just terrible.