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Old 04-27-2010, 08:55 PM   #1
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This is outrageous (chat leads to beat down)

So Im on pokerstars right and I 4bet this douchebag who plays every hand possible...and he puts me all in with 83 and cracks my JJ. So he has an avatar of some chick.

****: Hey I slept with that female in your avatar ..weird
Mauritsss: huh? me?
****: Ya Im serious
Mauritsss: u jokin to me?
****: No I did .. ur from Austerlitz right?
Mauritsss: WHAT
Mauritsss: U KNO HOW TELL IT TO ME
****: Well I slept with that girl
Mauritsss: MY WIFE
Mauritsss: BRB
****: u gonna hit her?

this guy sits out and comes back like 5 minutes later

Mauritsss: SLY BTCH
Mauritsss: bloody
****: what .. who is bloody??
Mauritsss: SLUT IS
****: u beat her good?
Mauritsss: ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT I THINK
rlg1228: LMAO wtf!!!!
rlg1228: u bein serious?????
****: lol
Mauritsss: TOOTH ON FLOOR AND SLEEPING SO YES I THINK SO
Captain Dean: hahaahahahah
Mauritsss: BRB

sits out for few minutes and comes back

Mauritsss: you were not to be jokeing yes?
****: I was not joking I slept with her
Mauritsss: OK I THINK MAYBE DEAD NOT MOVING BLOOD
Captain Dean: wow
****: Why did u do that I was in love with
Mauritsss: WHERE U LIVE??? I COME OVER PLAY POKER OK?
rlg1228: LOL
****: ya ok
Mauritsss: WE R FRIEND NOW WHERE TO LIVE?
****: I am your neighbor
Mauritsss: JOSH???? WHAT????
****: ya its me Josh
Mauritsss: BRB

sits out for like 10 minutes

Mauritsss: BACK
****: lollllll
Mauritsss: HEY HOW R U HERE STILL IMPOSSIBLE
Captain Dean: omg lol
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:00 PM   #2
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WE R FRIEND NOW WHERE TO LIVE?
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:00 PM   #3
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Dude is obviously goofing - Trolls trolling trolls.
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:01 PM   #4
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:13 PM   #5
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I lol'd
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:14 PM   #6
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TAKE MANEY
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Old 04-27-2010, 09:22 PM   #7
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The (F) i do
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Old 04-27-2010, 10:02 PM   #8
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Mauritsss: TOOTH ON FLOOR AND SLEEPING SO YES I THINK SO
For some weird reason that made me lol.
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Old 04-27-2010, 10:22 PM   #9
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Old 04-27-2010, 10:53 PM   #10
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Better than 99% of the bologna posted in BBV.
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Old 04-27-2010, 10:55 PM   #11
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Better than 99% of the bahhloney posted in BBV.
FYP!!
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Old 04-27-2010, 10:58 PM   #12
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...and he puts me all in with 83 and cracks my JJ.
And he even outplayed you in the chat. Pwned !
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:23 PM   #13
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wall of text itt
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:44 PM   #14
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u jokin to me?
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:44 PM   #15
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:57 PM   #16
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Best BBV post I've read all week
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:01 AM   #17
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JOSH??!!
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:04 AM   #18
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:21 AM   #19
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:24 AM   #20
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i hope everythings ok
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:43 AM   #21
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hahaha good post
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:53 AM   #22
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This is a like a bad combo of THE FDO and that crazy guy talking about bombing the dudes family
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:55 AM   #23
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YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT YOU BASTARD GUY!
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:22 AM   #24
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[ ] axe in car
[x] tooth on floor
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:26 AM   #25
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Your daughter came to my house, and she kick my dog.
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