Solid chip pr0n. Any tips to help Sheep survive his quarantine, o King of Quarantines?

So cold here that going to work reminds me of the Rodeo Song

NSFW Language:

I’d give you special treatment but I don’t give people special treatment on the internet.

The king of quarantines is starting next week, if they let me back into their *holemöller at all. They've gone full berserk, three weeks Q, triple vaccinated with test. Also I'm already on the fourth booked flight, all the others were banned because of too many cases. That's what happens when you let commies run the show. Needless to say I'm well in the mood to just stay in costaricanmöller. I suppose your experience will be nice and soft in comparison. Where and when is your Q Mr. Sheep?

Beautiful chipmöller!

That sounds colder than what I meant to say which is like I’m good at giving people special treatment. But you know , that’s in real life . I can’t do anything right on the internet. And I definitely can’t give someone my brand of special treatment.

Calm down, you're talking the crazy talk again

Sheep's goodness, three weeks? That's rough. Sheep is in Bangkok meow and his quarantine will take one week.

Minor announcement: we sold BBV to a Chinese company yesterday. They read your poast and passed it on to the authorities, who were not pleased with what you wrote (the bolded parts). You have been banned from entering HK-møller and mainland Chinamøller for the rest of your life and your bank account has been frozen. GG.

That’s not chip porn. THIS is chip porn:

I think Sammy's the kind of guy to fly all the way to the USA to get special treatment

Welcome to my world, you know it's not all fun and hookers, or whatever that saying was. One week is easy, just use it to practice your exercise, yoga or Netflix skillz or all of them. I hear in the Thai of the lands you even have luxuries like being able to leave your room to go to the pool or the gym or something in quarantine.
As you can see I don't really give much of a * anymore, if they don't let me back in or lock me up or whatever so be it. I'm not that stupid though, 95% of my money is with US brokers or in crypto. Obv on 2+2 I don't care, but in general you have to be dam careful these days what you say to whom. One of the reasons why you can't really stay in that möller, it's so sad. Many great peeps, but the morans won for now.
Despite playing terrible most of the time I won 152$ in the game today, so could be worse I suppose. I like the Jacomöller, I could totally stay here the whole time. Yeah, maybe not that genuine, more like a Murican adult Disneyland, but that works for me. Beach is pretty good too...

Yes, there is some mythical relaxation area in this place. Maybe Sheep will be allowed to go there tomorrow.

Very sad indeed. Freedom of speech is not something to take for granted. Life in HK (China) is great! Long live communism!

**** you, Wednesday

I spent all day crafting the perfect post.

nice

HUGE NEWS!!!

Discuss.

That's what food name deregulation leads to. I don't approve. In fairness that one is ok, it's not the industrial sewage that the Dutch Bavaria is

Meh. When they invented shelf-stable Ranch dressing, the industry has gone off the rails, imo.

I don't trust those kind of dressings

What kind of dressings do you trust?

svinjska mast

Olive oil!

I have a business trip to north macedonia tomorrow.

very nice and soft

Don't have sex with the North Macedonians!

Say hi to Alexander