PartyPoker $22 Regular Tournament, Big Blind is t40 (10 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t2245)
UTG+1 (t1960)
MP1 (t1875)
MP2 (t1940)
MP3 (t1920)
CO+1 (t1800)
CO (t1660)
Button (t1940)
SB (t1840)
Hero (t2820)

Preflop: Hero is in BB with T J
UTG calls t40, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls t40, MP3 folds, CO+1 folds, CO calls t40, Button folds, SB calls t20, Hero checks

Flop: (t200) 5 7 Q (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Turn: (t200) 8 (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

River: (t200) 4 (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Results in gray below:
SB has 2d, 3d (high card queen)
Hero has Th, Jc (high card queen)
UTG has Ah, As (a pair of aces)
MP2 has Ts, Jh (high card queen)
CO has Jd, Ks (high card king)

I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand, he said - 'I thought you'd all do the betting for me.'

why?

don't tap the glass.

at least he was consistent

I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better & I feel sick about it.

Can't you just be happy about my success?!?!

Ok fair enough. I'll just talk about their mamas and ask how many men they've blown tonight etc etc.

Fair enough.

yeah, give them tips on how to give good head and shtuff

Good idea make the game as unpleasant to the fish as possible. Some people will never learn.

Makes the game as fun as possible for me though on the flip-side.

All,

Apparently some of you haven't noticed that the guy CHECKED DOWN POCKET ACES ZOMGLOL.

No one cares. Bad players exist we all know that.

Lol I'm sure my ROI will be completely decimated by taking the piss out of a few fish.

All,

Apparently some of you DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Lol agreed. Fair enough if its someone posting 'ZOMG my pocket Aces got cracked by 68o', but this thread is clearly meant to be for people who find it humourous and is labelled OT.

sigh.

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Kant thought that human beings occupy a special place in creation. He also believed that morality can be summed up in one ultimate principle, from which all duties and obligations are derived. It is best known in its first formulation:

Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it would become a universal law.

my stomach is kinda bothering me tonight

Right Cleinen.

I want these people to feel good about making bad plays in games I play in so they will enjoy the game & keep coming back to lose more money because the game is fun for them.

WTF do you want to make poor players feel bad for!? This is just plain stupid.

Agreed. Add me to your AIM and berate me if it makes you feel better.

It's not going to change anyones mind but he tilted off his stack to me trying to bluff me when I held top set.

Congratulations. You managed to take a fish's money and piss him off in the same game.

Hopefully he doesnt quit giving money away in online poker games because of your chat.

Do you really think people will stop playing poker because of a little abuse? You'd have to be one helluva sensitive person to take any notice tbh.