I believe the ancient tale lies back when OP's mother birthed him out on the field near the dog track. OP's mom bet on the #6 dog for her last $50 and when the medic finally arrived she screamed, WHO WON THE RACE?!
The medic said, "dog 8 was the winner."
she cried out louder than the baby, NOO! I had the #6!"
And Jesus entered into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the money-changers, and the seats of them that sold the doves;
And the money changers cried "But why, Jesus? Why? How shall we feed our families if you take our livelihood from us?"
And Jesus replied "I know it sucks, but you gotta lose that money".