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09-10-2021 , 06:01 PM

#201

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Shut up German

09-10-2021 , 06:07 PM

#202

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Try to be a little nicer or might just die on the field

Spoiler:

09-10-2021 , 06:09 PM

#203

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

If you were the last German in Denmark, I would ____ you, punk!

09-10-2021 , 06:10 PM

#204

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Sammy drinking carlsbergs and watching gay videos.

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09-10-2021 , 06:14 PM

#205

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Sammy drinking carlsbergs and watching gay videos.

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in 2020 Sammy's hot wife made ~50% more money than him - while being pregnant

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 09-10-2021 at 06:24 PM.

09-10-2021 , 06:21 PM

#206

Sheep86

*** The OMG of BBV September LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Today is the honorable Sheepday in replacement for last week's Sheepday, which I missed. This coming Sheepday will still be Sheepday, no worries Mr. Sheep.

Happy Poking Day!

09-10-2021 , 07:07 PM

#207

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

If you were the last German in Denmark, I would ____ you, punk!

09-10-2021 , 07:21 PM

#208

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Listen pink, Sammy has spent/spends probably ~25% of his life on either being in Germany or speaking German. Sammy gets to punk Germans because of that, you haven't, so don't! American

FYI: in Europe, America is generally considered a third world country.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 09-10-2021 at 07:26 PM.

09-10-2021 , 07:24 PM

#209

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

I’ve been to Germany and pissed on its streets.

09-10-2021 , 07:26 PM

#210

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

09-10-2021 , 07:26 PM

#211

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

I remembr the good ol'e days when Germania was split in half and Rocky pissed all over the eastern Germania.

09-10-2021 , 07:28 PM

#212

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

in 2020 Sammy's hot wife made ~50% more money than him - while being pregnant

Half of that was from me. And she wasn’t pregnant before I got there.

09-10-2021 , 07:37 PM

#213

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Half of that was from me. And she wasn’t pregnant before I got there.

Hahaaaaahahaha, Sammy has seen a picture of you......You wouldn't even have a chance at an after party full of drunk Paralympians.

edit: you do have a beautiful beard though

09-10-2021 , 07:39 PM

#214

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

You haven’t seen the pictures she has.

09-10-2021 , 08:18 PM

#215

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Plunk

09-10-2021 , 09:23 PM

#216

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Hai Franko

09-10-2021 , 09:51 PM

#217

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hai Colin

09-10-2021 , 10:53 PM

#218

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Well he has the time because of the anti-masturbation policy.

09-10-2021 , 11:07 PM

#219

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

09-10-2021 , 11:28 PM

#220

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Well he has the time because of the anti-masturbation policy.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. When did this come into effect?

09-11-2021 , 02:11 AM

#221

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

in 2020 Sammy's hot wife made ~50% more money than him - while being pregnant

She saved the world more to.

09-11-2021 , 02:13 AM

#222

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. When did this come into effect?

Don't you hate it when you say something about the last post on a page thinking it's directly following it only to find out later you're several posts down on the next page.

Anyway. Sammy insists he never masturbates and has only pleasured a woman orally once.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-11-2021 at 02:13 AM. Reason: i.e. he's only pleasured a woman once period.