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09-08-2021 , 05:32 PM

#151

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Maybe he will die on the field

09-08-2021 , 05:46 PM

#152

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Wouldn’t matter. We will still win. Good teams don’t make excuses, they win Soccer Cups.

09-08-2021 , 05:51 PM

#153

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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09-09-2021 , 12:37 AM

#154

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Apparently we just won a game against what I assume is a Global Soccer powerhouse in Honduras.

We are gonna win the Soccer Cup, then piss in it and send it to Denmark.

09-09-2021 , 12:42 AM

#155

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Wtf the Soccer cup isn’t until 2022?

What the hell are these games? We gotta play soccer for another year before this **** is done? Can’t we just challenge Europe to penalty kicks or something and be done with it?

09-09-2021 , 02:48 AM

#156

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

good things take time

09-09-2021 , 04:39 AM

#157

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

much like Mr MK losing his virginity.

09-09-2021 , 04:42 AM

#158

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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09-09-2021 , 04:44 AM

#159

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

8====>

09-09-2021 , 06:44 AM

#160

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

It's not like handegg where they play a couple of weeks and then pretend to be injured or exhausted or whatever until next season so they can drink moar

09-09-2021 , 01:01 PM

#161

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

After England's draw against Poland yesterday, Denmark is now not only the team out of 55 that haven't been scored against, we are also the only team with no loses and no draws. We are #1 in all of the stats among all of the countries.

#Denmarkworldchampions2022

09-09-2021 , 01:13 PM

#162

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

It's not like handegg where they play a couple of weeks and then pretend to be injured or exhausted or whatever until next season so they can drink moar

Pretending to be injured never happens in soccer.

09-09-2021 , 01:26 PM

#163

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Pretending to be injured never happens in soccer.

It happens during the game to inflict a penalty on the opposing team. Looks ridiculous when it happens, and is penalised if catched by the referee. FYI, Denmark is also #1 on the european fairplay list; we never do that ****, well, at least we are the country that does it the least. This goes for both country and club football. Check the Uefa/Fifa stats for documentation.

Denmark#1

09-09-2021 , 01:32 PM

#164

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Sometimes peeps die on the field

09-09-2021 , 01:33 PM

#165

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

No US player has ever faked an injury in soccer cup play. We are undefeated and will remain so. We have the best kickers and the best people who hit the ball with their head also.

Our goalie is an impenetrable fortress that balls are afraid to even approach.

09-09-2021 , 02:03 PM

#166

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

And Jesus loves us more in general.

09-09-2021 , 02:22 PM

#167

Shot_taker

journeyman

Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 233

COVID could kill us at any time. And who the hell watches soccer? Who would even dare call soccer "football"? Football is the Canadian Football League. Big end zones like your mommas.

09-09-2021 , 02:28 PM

#168

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

We call football football and handegg handegg cos we are daredevils like that. Except Sammy, he's busy saving the world from Denmark

09-09-2021 , 02:34 PM

#169

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Football season starts tonight. Any other information is fake news and abhorrent, obv.

09-09-2021 , 02:44 PM

#170

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

Handegg season starts tonight. Any other information is fake news and abhorrent, obv.

fyp

09-09-2021 , 04:16 PM

#171

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

Football season starts tonight. Any other information is fake news and abhorrent, obv.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 09-09-2021 at 04:42 PM. Reason: you better call Saul

09-09-2021 , 04:48 PM

#172

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Looks good. Odenkirk is great. This looks better than Sammy's last recommend.

09-09-2021 , 09:12 PM

#173

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Handegg already won?

09-09-2021 , 10:28 PM

#174

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Is there anything Denmark doesn't do?

oh wait win olympic gold medals

09-10-2021 , 12:16 AM

#175

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Nobody is a good, fun movie. Made by same guys who did John Wick, and I believe it exists in same cinematic universe.

if you like Wick, you’ll like Bob.

“Nobody” is like Denmark…prolly the best soccer team in Europe, while John Wick is like the US Soccer Club…Bigger budget, bigger stars, a little more polished, and clearly better, but both are enjoyable.

Last edited by King Fish; 09-10-2021 at 12:22 AM.

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