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10-28-2015 , 04:52 AM

#51

SuperMarauder

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I would like to, in the future, tell a story ... Not hafta do all the D eating.

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10-28-2015 , 04:56 AM

#52

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

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lol

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10-28-2015 , 04:59 AM

#53

SuperMarauder

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You and me
We used to be together
Everyday together always
I really feel
That I'm losing my best friend
I can't believe
This could be the end
It looks as though you're eating D.

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10-28-2015 , 05:08 AM

#54

Byrung

too late axe in car

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Ok,,

stopped reading here

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10-28-2015 , 05:10 AM

#55

SuperMarauder

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Yeah that's right. I ate D. Right here in front of everyone.

And it's your turn next, Gwen.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0B5lFuTUhso

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10-28-2015 , 05:20 AM

#56

PasswordGotHacked

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10-28-2015 , 05:22 AM

#57

Byrung

too late axe in car

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OP every evening after 6

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10-28-2015 , 05:24 AM

#58

Byrung

too late axe in car

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10-28-2015 , 05:28 AM

#59

PasswordGotHacked

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OP's Hero

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10-28-2015 , 05:28 AM

#60

SuperMarauder

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I wish I was a cool as you guys.

And so, what I was saying was, ya know maybe we could keep it anonymous, ya know, nobody knows exactly who I am while I tell stories about card games, and you keep focusing,,for some reason on eating D.

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10-28-2015 , 05:30 AM

#61

SuperMarauder

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Because that joke never gets old, really, does it?

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10-28-2015 , 05:31 AM

#62

SuperMarauder

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100% chance of funny.

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10-28-2015 , 05:34 AM

#63

Byrung

too late axe in car

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10-28-2015 , 05:39 AM

#64

PasswordGotHacked

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We can keep you anonymous OP

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10-28-2015 , 05:40 AM

#65

PasswordGotHacked

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He was right that was 100% funny

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10-28-2015 , 05:54 AM

#66

PasswordGotHacked

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Thread name change to old guy gets owned, live 1/2 (OP get's owned and eats a dick itt) ?

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10-28-2015 , 06:02 AM

#67

sqwerty12

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So, I bought back up to the $200 max. Ran that up to $250.

Sick

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10-28-2015 , 08:00 AM

#68

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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is this thread about OP liking old guys and their dicks?

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10-28-2015 , 08:39 AM

#69

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Great. Two threads on the front here about pointless everyday 1/2 live stories. Newsflash: no one cares.gif

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10-28-2015 , 09:03 AM

#70

Monteroy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 16,729

Cliffs:

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eventualy, someone gets him.

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I route for the guy outloud

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he is a very nice, very old man ...

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he is like a conduit to me.

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I just hope he doesn't someone else first

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a couple other players at the table also drill with this guy.

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he's great for an 80 year old.

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I get it in with him early

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Never says a word. Stone cold face the whole time.

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it was ballsy

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I really do like that guy.

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Oh, also, I know,, EAD, all that stuff ... Will do, thanks.

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10-28-2015 , 10:39 AM

#71

SuperMarauder

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I thought it was a fun an enlighting story. I told the old guy, "Don't call" and I meant it because I knew I had him in bad shape, and he saw that as weakness, and lunged right at me ... Bit tilted, perhaps. I was trying to be nice.

Now is it, as the kids these days would say "standard" ... Yes I believe it was pretty standard.

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10-28-2015 , 10:40 AM

#72

SuperMarauder

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It's OK to try and be nice to people at the poker table, because they still might not belive you.

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10-28-2015 , 11:20 AM

#73

SuperMarauder

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Ok,,what if instead of eating a D, I had sex with a 43 year old, flat chested, man faced, Selma Blair?

Dat ass tho ...

http://www.newsgab.com/attachment.ph...5&d=1236601697