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10-28-2015 , 03:48 AM

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I just want to tell occasional stories,,but not keep a blog.

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10-28-2015 , 03:49 AM

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RxWJd3w3QPs

You would be amazed what some people will do for some cheeseburgers.

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10-28-2015 , 04:00 AM

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10-28-2015 , 04:04 AM

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zomg, I wish I looked like that in a bikini.

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10-28-2015 , 04:05 AM

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Oh wait ... that's not a bikini.

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10-28-2015 , 04:07 AM

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Ok, so ... is it Ok to talk about poker, not STRAT ... god forbid we talk about strat, but poker,,and the game of people, can we talk about that here? Without all the D eating?

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10-28-2015 , 04:15 AM

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I know you guys are really into the eating of the Ds ... But ...perhaps ... Momentarily ... We can pause and talk about the mental aspect of the game, here, during this hand. Perhaps even why someone else who understands the game might see it as "ballsy". Said, "I wish I had the balls to play like that." It's not ballsy, it's a value bet, or I am getting coolered, with that Q on the turn.

Farg! Is that also strat?

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10-28-2015 , 04:20 AM

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I agree ban the **** who's constantly talking about eating dicks

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EAD

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Should I do it right now, in my fifth post?

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I will EAD itt

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May have posts in the future, unless I gotta EAD every time.

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since I already ate the D, prolly work better for me, just one time, eating D.

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longtime lurker, already kneww you guys liked to EAD. Or maybe not actually eat it,,but tell someone else to.

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There should be like an EAD passport, where you can show proof that you already ate a D, and we can just skip it.

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Can we talk about that here? Without all the D eating?

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I know you guys are really into the eating of the Ds

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10-28-2015 , 04:20 AM

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To be fair, fanboy thought I had AK ... i flashed the AQ of hearts, he was not in the hand, not as focused as I was, totally missed that the Q came on the turn ...AQ ... Not AK.

And he was like, no ... but the, turn was ....

and I said,,"The queen of diamonds, unless I am seeing things."

That would be the point, with top pair and top kicker ... I would set the trap.

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10-28-2015 , 04:22 AM

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Not ballsy. It was a value bet. Took him out on the next hand anyway.

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10-28-2015 , 04:25 AM

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I might be a female,,in which case your jokes about me eating D ... are quite lame.

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10-28-2015 , 04:26 AM

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No one cares about your post fwiw

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10-28-2015 , 04:29 AM

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You will be ........ You will be.

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10-28-2015 , 04:31 AM

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I also would like to suffocate Gwen Stefani, like in your avatar.

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10-28-2015 , 04:33 AM

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At least make her stop singing.

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10-28-2015 , 04:33 AM

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Perfect. I actually look almost exactly like that dude.

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I might be a female,,in which case your jokes about me eating D ... are quite lame.

[ ]story checks out
[x] guy likes dressing in bikinis to get dick to eat

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10-28-2015 , 04:37 AM

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"Don't Speak", right?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=46oWyc4P_pw

Maybe you should take some advice from Gwen.

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10-28-2015 , 04:40 AM

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So please stop explaining. Don't tell me cause it hurts.

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10-28-2015 , 04:41 AM

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no one is clicking that learn to embed videos u homosexual jigalo

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10-28-2015 , 04:43 AM

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It's actually from back when Gwen Stefani was only half as annoying as she is now.

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10-28-2015 , 04:44 AM

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shes still nowhere near as annoying as you

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10-28-2015 , 04:48 AM

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Whaaaa .... Whaaa .whhaaaa.

Ok,,you win. i sucked a D, right here in this thread, even opened up about my knowledge of music I dislike ... is it cool bro,,from now on ... The whole D sucking thing ... been there,,done that ... which you clearly already know, as a Gwen Stefani fan.

Lotta ppl, have eaten a D. Get over it.

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10-28-2015 , 04:49 AM

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Don't tell me to get over it, after you made me eat a D ... not cool, brah.

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10-28-2015 , 04:49 AM

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Ok,,you win.

i sucked a D, right here in this thread

The whole D sucking thing ... been there,,done that

Lotta ppl, have eaten a D. Get over it.

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10-28-2015 , 04:52 AM

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I mean ..l I didn't mean that like it sounded.

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