Ok,,tldr in advance. Just to warn ya.

Indian casino I have been playing at for years. Anyone who plays live often knows the type, he is going to lose all his money. He may only have $100 on him, but he can run that up to $500 and he will bully, and bully, and bully for as long as he can get away with it. But eventualy, someone gets him. He's a calling station, and he tries to win every hand. I route for the guy outloud, he is also a very nice, very old man ... but he is like a conduit of chips to me. I just hope he doesn't lose it all to someone else first, and a couple other players at the table also know the drill with this guy. he's great for the game, for an 80 year old.

So, as expected, he short stacks, and I get it in with him early and lose a hand, where I just had second pair, and he actually had it that time, he had top pair, won the hand. Doubled up to $100. So, I watch this guy go on heater/bluff fest like you have never seen before. For an hour, he's in every pot making big moves. Never says a word. Stone cold face the whole time. Soooo easy to trap, but he gets out of a few of them.

So, I bought back up to the $200 max. Ran that up to $250. Stuck, small on the day, saw this guy as my chance to get even, maybe even book a win and I pick up a decent hand. So, I have $250, this guy has run his initial $50 BI to bout $350, and I get AQs and I make a significant raise and another player calls me, and the old guy calls me. Normally any ace, doesn't matter, 8x bb raise, he will call.

Flop comes 2c, 3c, 5h

I bet $32. Both players call.
Turn, Qd

i check, checks around.

River 2d

I check, other guy checks,,old man bets $100. I reraise all in, othe guy folds, old man .....

What do you think he did? what do you think he had? i am like 90% sure it was ace 5.

He tanked and folded. 99% A5.

Very next hand I get AA. i raise to $18 and he calls me. Says the first thing he said all night, "check dark", flop is 6c 6d 9c.

And I said "all in" right away. And he stared at me ... and I was good, right ...Stuck all day, book a small win, and I like the guy so I say, "Don't call." because he clearly doesn't have a 6, right?

As soon as I say that, he calls. "Alright." i say, shaking my head as I turn over my aces. What do you think he had?

He had ....


Spoiler below ...


9,5 offsuit.

i rivered the nut flush. Cleaned him out in 2 hands. He re-bought for $43.

Went and had a smoke, then came back, racked up. $160 win on the day. Left. Hope he went on the heater of a lifetime, cause I really do like that guy.

Oh, also, I know,,fold pre, EAD, all that stuff ... Will do, thanks.

5 stars

Someone later who saw the hand later said it was a ballsy all in, but not really. Once the club and straight draws miss the river, I am 100% good there, it was a bluff inducing check and it worked.

if you knew he had ace rag, how come you didn't put him on Ace 2 or Ace 4? he asked.

If he has A2 ... gotta lose that money. Wasn't A4.

Did you EAD yet?

Should I do it right now, in my fifth post?

I will EAD itt, if I can continue to tell anonymous stories of my expolits.

Perfect. I actually look almost exactly like that dude.

No you look like this don't you OP

Wait, u gots lie detectors up in this place?

how else would we get the results?

More like this?

ex·ploit
NOUN
1.a bold or daring feat

I'm not sure this is an accurate description of inducing a call from an 80-year-old calling station with top pair.

like eating a dick in this thread?

Nah, that sounds pretty standard as well.

Yeah, so ... Not exactly sure how to EAD in this thread ... or if I already did?

Gonna need some of you experts to like, show me how to EAD.

May have posts in the future, unless I gotta EAD every time.

Or if I just post more stories in this thread, since I already ate the D, prolly work better for me, just one time, eating D.

You figured out how to eat a dick pretty quickly there didn't you champ

longtime lurker, already kneww you guys liked to EAD. Or maybe not actually eat it,,but tell someone else to.

There should be like an EAD passport, where you can show proof that you already ate a D, and we can just skip it.

You're the only person I've seen that wants to offer proof that they eat dicks.

Kinda weird if you ask me