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Old 06-19-2008, 09:44 PM   #1
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Angry OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

kdizze is now busto. great.



managed to turn his $900 fortune into $5.



Regained focus.


then BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG bang bang blubbertypop.


this is the ****ing **** that happens>

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BB: $0.98
Hero (UTG): $4.85
MP: $3.03
CO: $2.05
BTN: $5.48
SB: $0.91

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with 5 4 5 2
Hero raises to $0.07, MP calls $0.07, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.07, 1 fold, BB calls $0.05

Flop: ($0.29) 7 A 5 (4 players)
BB bets $0.04, Hero raises to $0.41, MP calls $0.41, BTN calls $0.41, BB calls $0.37

Turn: ($1.93) Q (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.88, MP calls $1.88, BTN calls $1.88, BB calls $0.50 all in

River: ($8.07) 2 (4 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets $2.49 all in, MP calls $0.67 all in, BTN calls $2.49


every hand for the past month has been EXACTLY they same as this ****.





bonus pic for the typical variance cheaters who will chime in with meaningless capital letters (IDO etc.)





Kdizze out
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:45 PM   #2
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS POAST
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:57 PM   #3
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

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THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS POAST
it's spelt POST you ****ing fool
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:01 PM   #4
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

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it's spelt POST you ****ing fool
sorry, i'm a moran. i always spelt things wrong.
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:05 PM   #5
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

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sorry, i'm a moran. i always spelt things wrong.
i think you mean SPELL things wrong!



but i mean, sorry if your dyslexic or something
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:06 PM   #6
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your dyslexic
am i getting leveled?

Last edited by alexruimy; 06-19-2008 at 10:08 PM. Reason: further analysis: no
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:14 PM   #7
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

YOUR RIGHT YOU CAN'T BE DYSLEXIC AS I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN ABOUT 2+2 BECAUSE MY TITLE SAYS NEWBIE. ALTHOUGH I DID REGISTER BEFORE YOU. HMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:21 PM   #8
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

the fact that you even made this thread proves my point.
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:25 PM   #9
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

yes posting a thread shows that you have a lot to learn about an internet forum. HMMMMM.

You are hereby banned from Kdizze's thread (and threads).
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:33 PM   #10
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

no i ain't. ducy?
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:36 PM   #11
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

everybody in this thread please ignore fred durst
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:45 PM   #12
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

this thread is awesome, i don't care what anyone says

OP made me laugh til i cried, i don't even know why your trip 5s weren't any good but i was 100% sure they weren't

blubberty pops indeed lol
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:52 PM   #13
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Re: OH MY BLUBBERTY POPS

op has bad grammar imo. please to be learning teh intrawebz lingo n00bstick.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:16 AM   #14
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everybody in this thread please ignore fred durst
I promise I will pay Fred Durst no heed (no matter how awesome his raps are [they are rad]).
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