First off, you can't mock a bunch of people that you think are "nerds" if you can't construct a proper sentence. It's insulting to the nerds.

Secondly, there's nothing wrong with liking comic books. You're doing an injustice to Jeff Albertson.

Thirdly, you claimed to own a marijuana dispensary: the lie detector determined...that was a lie. You just sit and smoke too much pot.

Fourthly, your mother provides exquisite fellatio for free.

I feeeell sorrrry for MA MAMAMAMA

Where the hot and ready mums at?

fid’s cat

Is it alive?

I opened the box.


RIP fid cat.

RIP. I blame Morph. And his mum

On second thought, maybe Henk is involved somehow

Henk from Holland?

Just Henk. From Holland.

Thenks

The Henks....also know as "Thenks."

I blame morph if anybody cares

thanks morph

I nominate myself. I feel as though many will agree.

Mmh, after thinking about it I'm just not convinced you would do a better job than Henk

I always support the candidate with alliteration.

MTT9979

limon 4 mod

I'll take Henk.

whats your stance on illegal bbv immigration?

Well, they have to follow the forum rules. I am for LEGAL bbv immigration. They have to come in legally. Illegal bbv members will be banned. I just took a look at the cardschat forum. They have terrible strategy by the way. Simply the worst. The people in the cardschat forum play garbage hands preflop and use flawed logic in the execution of their plays. Their whining is excessive and they want to bring it here.

Just the other day I read a post where a whole bunch of the cardschat people are joining together making 2+2 accounts so they can post their bad beat stories. If we let them come here they will spread their bad strategy and destroy the 2+2 economy. Make no mistake, this isn't a leisurely visit. This is an invasion. We have to build a firewall. A big one. This firewall will be so big that they cannot come.

This big firewall will also keep out the spammers that want to sell you random stuff that nobody wants. Some of the cardschat people have good intentions, but their are quite a few bad apples that want to spread spam.

I started a thread about this awhile back and a lot of the people in there were agreeing with me. They also were telling me that I should be the Mod of BBV. I was telling them "No, guys I don't think I have the capabilities to do that. There probably is someone even more qualified." The people insisted. They told me that my humility was overwhelming and that I should do it anyway. Reluctantly, I agreed.

For what it is worth, I really don't think I am that amazing, but all these people are for me and want me to be the next BBV mod. This being a forum of the people, for the people, by the people, many people, happy people, sad people, legal people, tons of people. I feel obligated to nominate myself.

Thousands of members here have been wanting this and I'm truly humbled by their praise of me. I'd ask that you guys don't worship me here as I am a mere human like all of you. I just want to do the job well. I'd like to thank my parents, siblings, and friends for all they have done for me in my life. I could not have accomplished all the things I have without them. I'd also like to thank the students that I have coached. Even a coach can learn from his students. This was an eye-opening experience that has really shaped and molded me into the person I am today. It is really great that I am expanding my thoughts and growing as a person. I'm so blessed to have all these people and also all of you in the forums support.

P.S. My inbox is getting a little crazy with the support messages. I'm sorry if I don't get around to all of them, but just know that I most certainly appreciate you.