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04-08-2016 , 05:21 AM

#126

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,628

Meh, too lazy to go over the thread again, but IIRC both craggoo and dj have indicated they want to post, you couldve given them at least the weekend.
Also peewee seems a good late candidate for the cull

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04-08-2016 , 05:23 AM

#127

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

I posted a nastier message but pretty much indicated this cull is a ****ing joke. Make some clear rules and stick by them or **** off.

I was under the impression by your rules and posts - posters who had wasted their time posting were exempt and the other 2 were not and vote would be against them.

Make up your mind SJ you dickhead

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04-08-2016 , 05:25 AM

#128

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

(1) We have 2-7 holdouts: If there are multiple players among the 8 who refuse to post qualifying content here within the next 3 days, then all players who do participate as spelled out above will be entirely exempt from the cull. We will vote for one of the holdouts to be culled.

Pretty straightforward no?

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04-08-2016 , 05:34 AM

#129

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,236

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

All right, the playoff is over. All 8 players have posted in this thread. Two of them--namely Craggoo and djevens--have not posted correctly.

Now, rtd353 made a suggestion a while back in the intro thread which I put in my back pocket for a spot just like this.

Here are the two ways we can do this.

(1) Craggoo vs djevans

(2) All 8 players in the pool. Craggoo and djevans are each given a 10 vote penalty for not posting properly, i.e. 10 votes will be added to their totals.

I'm going to run these past the 3 active mods for a majority vote, as they are the ones who will be enforcing this cull, and they should have a say in it. Once I have the majority opinion on it from the mods, the final cull vote thread will go up.

I vote (2)

Disclaimer: I am not a mod

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04-08-2016 , 05:37 AM

#130

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,230

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Originally Posted by FWWM

Meh, too lazy to go over the thread again, but IIRC both craggoo and dj have indicated they want to post, you couldve given them at least the weekend.
Also peewee seems a good late candidate for the cull

Everyone else was a good sport and 72 hours is enough time, given the multiple PMs I sent. This has dragged on long enough.

Time will tell if peeweeple has legs in this subforum. He didn't last very long in 4L, and I believe that we're a tougher crowd here. Remember when Benat was the next big thing here? That was like a month ago.

If peeweeple sticks around, he'll be a name for whoever runs the 2017 cull.

Spoiler:

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04-08-2016 , 05:43 AM

#131

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,230

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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

I posted a nastier message but pretty much indicated this cull is a ****ing joke. Make some clear rules and stick by them or **** off.

I was under the impression by your rules and posts - posters who had wasted their time posting were exempt and the other 2 were not and vote would be against them.

Make up your mind SJ you dickhead

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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

Pretty straightforward no?

From post #1 of the intro thread.

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Is it Rigged?: Oh hell yes.

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04-08-2016 , 05:44 AM

#132

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

I'm done jumping through your dickhead hoops was happy to be actively involved for BBV's amusement but you can shove it up your ass now.

As far as I'm concerned by your posted rules I'm exempt. GL with the rest of the comp you ****wit and anyone who is stupid enough to continue with this charade

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04-08-2016 , 05:50 AM

#133

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,230

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

I'm done jumping through your dickhead hoops was happy to be actively involved for BBV's amusement but you can shove it up your ass now.

As far as I'm concerned by your posted rules I'm exempt. GL with the rest of the comp you ****wit and anyone who is stupid enough to continue with this charade

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04-08-2016 , 06:16 AM

#134

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,628

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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

I'm done jumping through your dickhead hoops was happy to be actively involved for BBV's amusement but you can shove it up your ass now.

As far as I'm concerned by your posted rules I'm exempt. GL with the rest of the comp you ****wit and anyone who is stupid enough to continue with this charade

It's BBV ffs

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04-08-2016 , 06:45 AM

#135

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,829

To be fair it has been the longest cull in the history of BBV by some margin.

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04-08-2016 , 10:57 AM

#136

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

have lost all interest in cull

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04-08-2016 , 11:07 AM

#137

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,230

Me too, nearly. One more thread with one more button to click and we're done.

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04-08-2016 , 11:16 AM

#138

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by peeweeple

Well considering I still bench over 300 and squat and deadlift into the 500s i wouldnt know. But you go play with the pink dumbells pencilneck...must be tough when an old man is 3x your strength and could wipe the floor with you.

Generation little bitch

Lol what's next? "MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD"

Regardless of what the backpage hookers that you associate with and your whore wife tell you, you are not tough or masculine.

It's clear you are an uneducated and insecure punk bitch. You are soft. Go cry into your pina colada.

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04-08-2016 , 01:19 PM

#139

peeweeple

banned

Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 111

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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Lol what's next? "MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD"

Regardless of what the backpage hookers that you associate with and your whore wife tell you, you are not tough or masculine.

It's clear you are an uneducated and insecure punk bitch. You are soft. Go cry into your pina colada.

sorry kid, havent had a drop of alcohol in 24 years. Uneducated,..um a degree in Economics and cert in Computer Science say otherwise. Wife, no not here.

maybe Im not tough, but I know I could destroy you, so thats tough enough for me.

Go drink your sorrows away you sad sad alcoholic

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04-08-2016 , 01:33 PM

#140

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

so much butt hurt itt

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04-08-2016 , 01:38 PM

#141

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by peeweeple

My ex wife and I owned an escort agency. And yes my wife escorted, to me sex is the most overrated thing on the planet, people put too much emphasis on it, but thats just me.

My mistake. ex whore wife. Shocking that it didn't work out! Just like everything else in your pitiful existence.

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04-08-2016 , 01:39 PM

#142

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

so much butt hurt itt

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04-08-2016 , 01:41 PM

#143

peeweeple

banned

Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 111

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

My mistake. ex whore wife. Shocking that it didn't work out! Just like everything else in your pitiful existence.

go drink your sorrows away son,....anything an alcoholic says is beyond irrelevant as they are the saddest losers in life.

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04-08-2016 , 01:44 PM

#144

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Insightful. Did you pick that up in "jail," or the mental hospital?

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04-08-2016 , 01:54 PM

#145

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by peeweeple

Well considering I still bench over 300 and squat and deadlift into the 500s i wouldnt know. But you go play with the pink dumbells pencilneck...must be tough when an old man is 3x your strength and could wipe the floor with you.

Generation little bitch

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04-08-2016 , 02:07 PM

#146

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

how do you even get it in if they're that big?

you would need a two foot dick just to be able to penetrate.

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04-08-2016 , 02:34 PM

#147

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

how do you even get it in if they're that big?

you would need a two foot dick just to be able to penetrate.

Inb4 op brags about 3 ft penis

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04-08-2016 , 02:37 PM

#148

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,382

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Lol what's next?

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04-08-2016 , 03:37 PM

#149

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Pwgh,

U mad bro? There was literally no chance you were culled before you freaked out.

All,

Considering abusing mud privilege to add peeweeple to cull but I just might like his moxie.
Also I voted all 8 but I think a 10 vote handicap may be too much to overcome and I actually believe craggoo u madding peeweeple is actually a solid contribution to this thread. But it is sj's beast so it is what it is.

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 04-08-2016 at 03:38 PM. Reason: mud =mod

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04-08-2016 , 03:38 PM

#150

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Also I would find a way to get it in the fatty.

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