Uhhh the problem with this thread that will prevent it from having any longterm value is that the whole premise behind a slowroll is tricking your opponent into thinking he's got the best hand and you have a tough decision then showing you have the nuts... but LA after continuously being slowrolled should realize whenever his opponents do it it means they have a big hand and are calling... thus there's no surprise/disappointment element to it, and it wouldnt make sense to be annoyed by it. But then again he wrote in chat that he knew you had AA and still seemed tilted so I guess it still serves the purpose =\

I wrote something and then realized someone did a much better job than me.

nah, just balance TIME calls with legit decisions and slowrolls. All about balance

Who will be the first person to bluff slowroll? Raise to 999 will appear to be an attempted slow roll preflop, right?

I am waiting for LA to show up with a hand history where someone who thinks he is slowrolling LA, is actually being slowrolled (or sucked out by) LA.

looool

btw r u srs

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/56...ng#post7919718

GET SOME NEW ****ING JOKES YOU STUPID ****ING MIDGET LOL

i don't know what you're worse at tcorbin driving or keeping a bankroll, tool

kill yourself

etc

Or the guy next to you might smell like piss because of an incident. Then moving = A OK.

cool thread imo

That's why we have the ole slowroll-call. It hurts from an ev point of view but it's so **** funny. Imagine a LA psvb on the river. You tank and then call with the effective nuts. SURPWIISE!

im just sticking to facts man, i wouldn't wanna be a child like you and mislead anyone.

ooooooooh sick burn, yeah lots of people are better at driving than I am! oh my god no way!!! didn't think that was even POSSIBLE! But omfg I am the next Jeff Gordon! how many times have you ever crashed a car? I have yet to do that or even hit anything. Fees for example is a much better driver than me, he drives my car for all of a month and my back bumper is already ****ed up (sorry fees had to throw u under the bus here).

bud. why do you get so mad? you are like the leatherass of HU. only... leatherass wins money and you don't.

bud lets play heads up? make a 6 max prop bet? hell let's bet on who wins more money this year?

if i win i promise ill buy both of us a breathalyzer and i can get you a stress guy from FTP store. win/win amirite?

haha owned. matt why don't you buy my car since you already payed for half of it? also give us back season 1 of the wire!!!! :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWSjUe0FyxQ

samo just told me that he got the latest issue of Sports Illustrated and there is an article about LA in the Golf Plus section...

oooook then

lol we just slowroleld YOU gg karma

That's sick if true

ok at least i know i exist! fckn entire forum slowrolls

going to buy the issue to verify, at least something will motivate me to get out of my apt and get some lunch


...hmm nothing, maybe the wrong issue (Feb 9)

such a magazine buying fish

For the record, if I have seniority over a decent villain at my table, I'll switch seats to get position on them until the cows come home (unless it's upsetting the fish for some reason).

seniority meaning you've been sitting in the game longer?

wheres all the slowrolls?

thread does not deliver

yessir

wow, tcorbin dropped the ball on this one.