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10-08-2011 , 04:46 PM
lllool
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10-08-2011 , 04:52 PM
But it doesn't rhyme with with Wafflehouse.
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10-08-2011 , 05:15 PM
someone has too much time on their hands
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10-08-2011 , 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sheeprustler
But it doesn't rhyme with with Wafflehouse.
Only 2 words do.
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10-08-2011 , 08:32 PM
5* (not insta 5*, was thinking about 4*, but the last line tipped the edge. And the rub on my titty bit was good also)
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10-08-2011 , 08:56 PM
5 star

So I log in to play and pwn me some fish
Sorry, no access, DOJ pwns this bitch.
I grab for my card...surely it has the answer
No response from support...they treat me like cancer.

lmao favorite part

also the ending of the rap was explosive which is great
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10-08-2011 , 09:57 PM
5 stars

Funny ****...and I am not easily moved to laughter.
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10-08-2011 , 10:58 PM
so much fufking win 5* sir HAHA
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10-08-2011 , 11:16 PM
1*

This has been done before
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10-08-2011 , 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by I_Blame_Variance
5 star

So I log in to play and pwn me some fish
Sorry, no access, DOJ pwns this bitch.
I grab for my card...surely it has the answer
No response from support...they treat me like cancer.

lmao favorite part

also the ending of the rap was explosive which is great
Lmfao you obviously dont know **** about rapping...

Go ****ing call your girlfriend Ethel you cracka ass sucka!
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10-09-2011 , 12:48 AM
alternate use for black card:

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10-09-2011 , 02:23 AM
2nd to last line has too many syllables.

I'll sharpen the edge 'till it's .002 inches thick

I'll sharpen the edge 'till it's zero point zero zero two inches thick,
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10-09-2011 , 04:02 AM
Could say "o" instead of zero which gets it a bit closer, 5* anyways imo.
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10-09-2011 , 04:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by twofingerted
Lmfao you obviously dont know **** about rapping...

Go ****ing call your girlfriend Ethel you cracka ass sucka!
Not meant to be read like a rap you ignorant fool.
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10-09-2011 , 04:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AceCroupier
2nd to last line has too many syllables.

I'll sharpen the edge 'till it's .002 inches thick

I'll sharpen the edge 'till it's zero point zero zero two inches thick,
Yeah I wasn't sure how to read it either. I think I went

'till it's point double o two inches think
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10-09-2011 , 08:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
alternate use for black card:

can i come to this game? no one spews like a cokehead
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10-09-2011 , 09:34 AM
awesome 5*
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10-09-2011 , 10:31 AM
good work op, just one change - when u receive a black card it is a verification that your life work was for nothing.

Owning a black card was never cool
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10-09-2011 , 10:39 AM
Five stars!
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10-09-2011 , 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AceCroupier
2nd to last line has too many syllables.

I'll sharpen the edge 'till it's .002 inches thick

I'll sharpen the edge 'till it's zero point zero zero two inches thick,
Quote:
Originally Posted by evilbooyaa
Yeah I wasn't sure how to read it either. I think I went

'till it's point double o two inches think
FWIW, Intended it to be read as "point oh-oh-two"
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10-09-2011 , 06:36 PM
King Fish is very silly
he plays with his willy
he comes from the long land of Chille
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10-09-2011 , 08:54 PM
it was too good to be bad in a funny way, and certainly too bad to be good in a good way.

yawn
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11-04-2011 , 11:19 AM
good stuff 4.5 stars.
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05-05-2013 , 12:28 PM
Cleaning out some drawers and came across my Black Card today. Ahh... memories.
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05-05-2013 , 12:38 PM
ban op
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