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Old 05-15-2008, 10:01 PM   #51
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

wat wtf
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:03 PM   #52
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

[x] EPIC THREAD
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:08 PM   #53
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

what the hell did you eat man
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:12 PM   #54
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

he hit them with the ol' one poo teddy
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:13 PM   #55
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so sick, so hilarious
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:16 PM   #56
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A+ would read again.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:17 PM   #57
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he hit them with the ol' one poo teddy
QFhilarity
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:20 PM   #58
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i came
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:22 PM   #59
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he hit them with the ol' one poo teddy
wow I laughed really loud when I saw this
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:35 PM   #60
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

least you didnt lose your rockets
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:52 PM   #61
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

gave your carpet the 'ol one, two teddy I see.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:00 PM   #62
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Next time just flat-call the flop, and check-poop all in on the turn.
LMAO

"As I ran to the towards pants, down poop started falling on to the carpet. It wasnt just normal poop, it was the wet one. Now my room stinks and dad is upstairs, hope he doesnt find out lol."

there are so many beats in here it doesn't even make sense to point them out.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:00 PM   #63
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I dont get all these teddy comments?
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:01 PM   #64
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A fuggin' +

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Old 05-15-2008, 11:03 PM   #65
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Everytime I look at it, makes me wanna throw up
Everytime, eh?

degenerate
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:06 PM   #66
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Now I have to wash them. My room stinks too


I have tears from this, lol & omg
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:06 PM   #67
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jfc
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:07 PM   #68
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Throw them in the garbage.
Burn house.


I'm crying.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:08 PM   #69
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Yeah, throw away the clothes, but the carpet is a bit tougher. The only thing that will get it out completely is your dad's toothbrush.
STOP

I'm trembling
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:10 PM   #70
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have you ever seen a man poop himself while running full speed?
carlin pun, good one
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:11 PM   #71
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

im poasting in this thread so I can tell it to my grandkids!
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:14 PM   #72
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op.. relation to raab?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GMvpckdpGwM
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:14 PM   #73
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There's **** EVERYWHERE
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:16 PM   #74
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new gold standard of degeneracy IMO. I'm still laughing. I think you have to burn the underwear and cut that part of the carpet out.


[x] gold standard of degeneracy
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:24 PM   #75
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[x] EPIC THREAD
+1

I couldn't stop loling until like page 6
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