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Old 05-15-2008, 09:10 PM   #1
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(NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Okay so I was playing 8 tables of 1/2, and wanted to know how many hands I play in an hour. 5 mins to go, I really needed to poop, I thought I would wait couple mins, then I started sitting out (waited for blinds to come up), and got dealt AA UTG. The guy in the BB took ages. Then I stole his blind. As I ran to the towards pants, down poop started falling on to the carpet. It wasnt just normal poop, it was the wet one. Now my room stinks and dad is upstairs, hope he doesnt find out lol.

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OP pooped his pants
OP is a nit
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:11 PM   #2
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

pics?
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:12 PM   #3
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

I'm not sure if you would make this up, but I find it really hard to believe.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:12 PM   #4
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

I guess I could take photos of the stains.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:13 PM   #5
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Are you sure its poop? taste to be sure.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:14 PM   #6
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

have you ever seen a man poop himself while running full speed?
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:15 PM   #7
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

It could be true for a sng/mtt guy but cash games??? wtf u degen sit out and go ****. I personally have come quite close to this happening but come on now

[x] I lol'd
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:17 PM   #8
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

ew
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:18 PM   #9
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

O and title is wrong

[ ] pooped pants
[x] pooped carpet
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:19 PM   #10
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

pics or it didn't happen
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:19 PM   #11
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

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have you ever seen a man poop himself while running full speed?
go raab go
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:21 PM   #12
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

You gave your carpet the #2 teddy.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:22 PM   #13
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

HAHA I'll go show a photo of my underwear that has poop and carpet, pics soon
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:22 PM   #14
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Next time just flat-call the flop, and check-poop all in on the turn.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:23 PM   #15
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

buy a laptop, imo
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:24 PM   #16
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poker on the ****or mb
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:26 PM   #17
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

wow...op....seriously, just buy some damn depends, dont disgrace yourself and all of us other poker players...sheesh
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:28 PM   #18
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Okay enjoy the picture guys !!!
I nearly threw up while taking the photo...

nsfw poopy pants

nsfw poopy carpet

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Old 05-15-2008, 09:29 PM   #19
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

this thread delivers
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:30 PM   #20
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

OMG SOO SICK !!! Everytime I look at it, makes me wanna throw up
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:31 PM   #21
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Okay enjoy the picture guys !!!
I nearly threw up while taking the photo...
You're doing it wrong.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:31 PM   #22
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

wow
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:32 PM   #23
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

I laughed pretty hard thinking you had made it up, now it's hilarious
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:32 PM   #24
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

omg
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:32 PM   #25
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Oh dear god no, seriously just sit out..That's disgusting.
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