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Old 07-10-2006, 05:05 AM   #176
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Flintoff, do you play my limits? If not, it doesn't matter.

There is a mystery man who everyone thinks is a lying ****er and you can leave it at that.
Yes - I do play at your limits when I play NL.
Hi Flintoff,
I would be happy to look up to see if we have crossed paths.
PM me your name and I will respond with a simple Yes or No. That is the extent of it, though...sorry




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Old 07-10-2006, 05:10 AM   #177
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So you don't even use pokerace? And no, I won't be PMing you. What will I get out of knowing if wehave played?!?!
I'm starting to believe what Josh was getting at.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:11 AM   #178
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My form is impeccable. Who hasn't had a xanga? That's great. It's old. I've had it since I was in HS.

You only get the video if you take the bet.

Don't forget to read the other forums where I talk about the models I dated and ****ed. I had pictures on my photobucket before. A couple previous posters have already seen them. I don't think there's many more well rounded people out there. I can play cards, lift, get girls, spearfish, own my own business, wrestle, write (will be graduating Magna Cum Laude next year; got sick one quarter, kept me from Summa Cum Laude), etc etc etc etc etc.



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Old 07-10-2006, 05:11 AM   #179
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Re: Normal BB/100?

uhhhhhh youre using corsairs and carriers, what other race can you be.....

and you have never built canals into peoples home bases as zerg? newbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:15 AM   #180
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So you don't even use pokerace? And no, I won't be PMing you. What will I get out of knowing if wehave played?!?!
I'm starting to believe what Josh was getting at.
Right back at you. What do I get out of sending you my screenname.

Nothing. It's an Alias for a reason.

Pokerace? No. I don't even know what that is. Too lazy to google it. I Have read one Poker book in my life. The rest I learned on my own. Experience is the best teacher. I pick things up quick.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:19 AM   #181
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when ur 'reads are uncanny' who needs pokerace?
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:23 AM   #182
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So you don't even use pokerace? And no, I won't be PMing you. What will I get out of knowing if wehave played?!?!
I'm starting to believe what Josh was getting at.
Right back at you. What do I get out of sending you my screenname.

You will be immediately put an end to the doubters. And by refusing to do it, you only make it worse!
I'm not the one claiming to beat poker for more BB than any other person on this site.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:25 AM   #183
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uhhhhhh youre using corsairs and carriers, what other race can you be.....

and you have never built canals into peoples home bases as zerg? newbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Another dumb post. You asked "OP tell me what the best way to counter a carrier/corsair attack and the best way to counter a zerg canal base rush "

To COUNTER it you could be one of THREE RACES. It looks like you haven't learned to write coherently yet. I'll give you another chance. "How do you counter corsair/carriers?" As I said before(please read it again), there are many different variables.

Zerg Canal Base Rush? That is laughable. That's largely an end-game TACTIC that can only be used in ZVZ. A Tactic is entirely different than a STRATEGY. There's really nothing to counter. Kill the Canal, dolt.

Nevertheless, this elementary question can be answered with: I kill my opponents before they can do any stupid silly *****. You're grabbing for straws that aren't there. Anyway, stop talking about SC. I merely brought it up to prove a point. Then BTG comes in and asks to play. Then asks if I've ever talked to a girl.

Froz, what are you doing posing with a tranny in your album?
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:25 AM   #184
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he runs hot at 200nl(!!!) for 10k hands and thinks he's god

A ******ed monkey could beat that level, and we've all run hotter than this before.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:26 AM   #185
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Before you were a friendly, kinda funny fish who was running well and posting about it, and that was cool.

Now, you're a douche.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:27 AM   #186
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hey,

do us all a favor and post all of your hands since using PT.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:32 AM   #187
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OP you suck at starcraft and probably get worked by all the 9 year old koreans constantly typing ^_______^KEKEKEKEKEK^____________________^
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:33 AM   #188
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Post your screen name or stfu. Your BS trolling isn't amusing anymore.

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Old 07-10-2006, 05:39 AM   #189
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when ur 'reads are uncanny' who needs pokerace?
personally i think pokerace is less useful when it comes to no limit. in no limit just playing a few pots with someone will tell you much more about them than what 25vpip/10pfr/50w$sd etc etc will tell you. and how many of you actually datamine? im going to guess that most posters have an average of a couple thousand hands for each player. according to the nits, who correctly argue sample size (two words that should be banned from bbv) in this thread, a couple thousand hands should not be nearly enough to trust pokertracker stats.

i 8-table nl100 and havent used pokerace HUD since my limit days of yesteryear and i seem to be a nice winner as well. it is annoying in a cluttering way and it worsens the already crappy effects of party poker software, so i hate it and do not care for it.

and with respect to uncanny reads, eezspear can put people on two cards far more often than the majority of his opponents can put people on two cards. this isn't to say he doesn't make misreads, because he does, but how sweet is it to not have to rely on ranges. i can only imagine.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:44 AM   #190
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So you don't even use pokerace? And no, I won't be PMing you. What will I get out of knowing if wehave played?!?!
I'm starting to believe what Josh was getting at.
Right back at you. What do I get out of sending you my screenname.

You will be immediately put an end to the doubters. And by refusing to do it, you only make it worse!
I'm not the one claiming to beat poker for more BB than any other person on this site.
Never did I once claim I beat poker for more BB than any other person on this site. ORIGINALLY the post was to ask a question: if this is NORMAL. People said "blub blub," "Not normal, but nice run," "203489829034809243089 is normal," "xxx is normal, so you're not quite there yet, but keep trying."

Then, I PLAYED everyday. Posted my STATS everyday.

Hovz, an analogy for you(SC). If you have never hacked, yet you play, beat someone fair and square, and all they call say is "CHEATER" "****EN HACKER," etc, how does that make you feel? On the one side you will feel crappy for investing all that time only to be deemed a fraud. On the other hand, you do feel GOOD because you are good enough to be considered a faker.


Look, imagine you trained your A$$ off at your sport. You wanted to break the 4 minute mile in 1950. Is it possible? You won't know until someone does it.




On May 6, 1954, the Englishman Roger Bannister ran the first sub-four-minute mile in recorded history at 3 minutes 59.4 seconds. Six weeks later, John Landy, an Australian, followed suit with 3:58, breaking Bannister's record. In November, 2005, Forbes magazine declared after interviewing a number of sports experts that Bannister's four minute mile was "the greatest athletic achievement" of all time.


I'm doing it and I will continue to do what I do. First I'm a fraud for my stats. Next I'm a fraud for my weights and my lifts, next I'm a fraud for my fish that I must have stolen off of Google.

The three hours I spent posting today on this forum could have been used to increase my bb/100 and make more money.

No Biggy. Bring the hate.

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Old 07-10-2006, 05:44 AM   #191
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Re: Normal BB/100?

I'm ultradisappointed in those - like tubasteve, for instance - that vetted this guy before his edits and won't come through with his party name. He hasn't divulged any strategy in this thread, and worst-case scenarios is that its 5 months and 30 days until he can change his handle again. More likely, he can change it immediately after he's outed, but he doesn't want to because its something awesome like "YOURMOMLOL."

Anyways, statements like, "I put him on 6-high on the flop, ROFL," just make you look like an idiot. I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to styles far outside of 2+2 accepted thinking, but you seem fairly ******ed.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:45 AM   #192
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yes im sure eh just twinkles his nose, puts his arms across eachother, bobs his head an dinstantly knows his opponents exact 2 cards
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:46 AM   #193
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Before you were a friendly, kinda funny fish who was running well and posting about it, and that was cool.

Now, you're a douche.
I was friendly, till all the hate came. I'm still friendly. Just funny how people doubt everything about me. Thanks for the attack calling me a "Douche."
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:50 AM   #194
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yes im sure eh just twinkles his nose, puts his arms across eachother, bobs his head an dinstantly knows his opponents exact 2 cards
hovz
the routine is more like this:

flexes his biceps, rips his shirt with his back, and throws an elephant over his shoulder.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:53 AM   #195
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This is how cluttered my desktop is and how it looks. Thinking of investing in another monitor.
How about you invest in some self esteem (with the possible help of a penis enlargement pump)and stfu.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:57 AM   #196
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This is how cluttered my desktop is and how it looks. Thinking of investing in another monitor.
How about you invest in some self esteem (with the possible help of a penis enlargement pump)and stfu.
Dem's FIGHTEN WORDS. You're in the wrong forum.

DOY DOY DOY GLUH GLUH GLUH
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Old 07-10-2006, 06:35 AM   #197
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I was pretty proud of myself for this for only buying in 200.00 at each table. Played HU, got to 400, avg pot size got big, people joined.

Funny how everyone thinks you suck if you do this.

I'm just going to put rude posters on ignore. To the rest of the civilized group, thanks.


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Old 07-10-2006, 07:06 AM   #198
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Never did I once claim I beat poker for more BB than any other person on this site
You actually said that you consider a bad session to be less than 10BB. Now if this is a bad session, then your average would be considered over 20BB (I think you estimated it to be 22). Can anyone on this board who is beating NL200 for over 22BB over the long run please stand up.
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Old 07-10-2006, 07:11 AM   #199
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yes i want a video of you doing 15 dips with 150 extra lbs. im dying to see your form doing this even tho i already know what its going to be.

and why are u posting a picture of ur back when we are talking about dips?

oh and im sure your a real tough guy, im sure you go to the courts and slam all the bball players

i found this link funny too

http://www.xanga.com/EEZerik
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I HATE [censored]!!!


Seriously, how does OP find the time in the time in the day to jet-set to exotic locations, kill fish, bang multiple supermodels, do an extended powerlifitng session, starcraft, go to school full time, cook sushi, play basketbasll, totally PWWWn donks on Party, wrestle alligators, climb mount everest, kick a world cup goal, save the president, recover the secret microfilm, invent a car that runs on water, negotiate peace in the middle east, kick osama in the ass, fine tune his perpetual motion devices, and take a shower, all while posting these long ass messages on 2p2!?!?

I'm gonna crunch some numbers, though I'm guessing OP is running out of hours.
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OP is batman
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