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Old 07-10-2006, 01:22 AM   #151
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Re: Normal BB/100?

not only ur wrists, but ur sternum
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Old 07-10-2006, 01:49 AM   #152
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Re: Normal BB/100?

OP is a crazy son of a b*tch, but not a liar.

I've known him since high school. Went to Yale w/ his older brother. Believe me, we're both making what most would consider great money in finance and have AIM chats that consist of something like this:

me: your brother just stacked an entire table of $200NL in the past hour
him: yeah, i dont know how he does it
me: makes me think i'm in the wrong career
him: i hate my job

His stats are 100% true, though he had some ups and downs WAY back in the day when he'd goof around w/ zero bankroll management.

Starcraft, wrestling, weight lifting - all of that's legit too. Don't challenge him, you're actually only inflating his ego. Just tell him that you can do more. Only then will he actually shut up.

I dunno about the supermodels, but either he's paying an awful lot of good-looking women to take pictures w/ him or his game has improved since Andover.

The magna cum is b/s though - EEZE come on, honors don't count in the UC system unless it's Berkeley! And even then, I wouldn't trust a school that'd make the lead singer of Third Eye Blind valedictorian ...
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:15 AM   #153
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Re: Normal BB/100?

Hey, I'll play you starcraft for anything $500 and up. Don't feel like it's worth my time to set up if it's anything less. anyway just tell me when and where. probably beat you even if you hack anyway.
ps I am in LA
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:30 AM   #154
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I don't think I ever stated supermodels, if I did, I was tweaking the truth.

But they were all models. To me, supermodels are 9's and 10's and the top of the top.

All my girls have been solid 8's and the latest one was a runway model. She liked me from the first day I talked to her. I rated her an 8, friend rated her a 9.5. The previous one did commercials for hair. My first ever did hair commercials and was pretty, too.

About the school: Hrm. But I do trust the school that lets Giada de Laurentiis and Brooke Burke in. Don't you?


Yep. I used to goof around. Play whatever I wanted, Now i'm smarter about that. Live and then learn.

Narcissitic? Maybe. But usually i'm pretty mellow. Not sure why everyone is getting riled up. This IS THE POKER BRAGS forum If you don't love yourself and believe in yourself, you're in deep *****.

Might as well give you my life history while I'm at it. The fish you can find on google, or you can just go to my website's photo gallery: www.sumora.com/gallery.php

Hold on while I go back under my bridge!!


Was getting tired and went to read. I think I'll drink some green tea. Have to drop off my dad to pick up his Porsche at the shop tomorrow early, and I got only a few hours of sleep since I slept around NOON and woke up around FOUR.

Then it's lunch with my buddy. Half of my big fish is in the freezer from today so that the worms can be killed if there are any worms. At least 48 hours

Probably Tuesday I'll bring it to the sushi restaurant and the Manager will prepare the fish I shot.
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:39 AM   #155
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Froz, BTG, or should I say Tom Whittier. You lose to Gie. Twice. 0-2. I dominate him. You made some terrible attacks at WCG.
You're lucky I didn't play any WCG. As I said, you're good. But I'm better. I know you're in LA. Do you just want the money I took from you at 2knl HU back?

Cute picture I found...


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Old 07-10-2006, 02:49 AM   #156
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Re: Normal BB/100?

Eezspear,

Everything you're posting is BS. You talk alot but havent backed up anything. Wheres the video of you doing the dips? The screen shot of your whole database? Why dont you make the game to play against froz for money since you're better? The only thing you get credit for is being a moderately amusing troll. Good day.
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:54 AM   #157
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Re: Normal BB/100?

wow u found a goofy picture of me OMGOMG

ok this will be my last post in this thread and honestly it should be locked:
op is an idiot
he has no life, plays like 200 hands a day and runs good. so [censored] what. i play 1000 hands an hour. he runs good every day playing 200 hands a day, amazing! if these are his even real stats, he's run good for like 5000 hands... amazing.

for girls/weights, etc: everyone has already called your bs buddy. you are just a troll who is full of [censored]. look at my picture, there's a GIRL... have you ever SEEN one of those in real life? it's at a PARTY, OMG, have you ever BEEN to one?

for sc:
i am the best player in the USA. you LIVE in the USA. by default, i am better than you. and not just a little better than you, a LOT BETTER, seeing how NOBODY KNOWS or has ever heard of your random newbie ass name. just the fact that you keep records means that you are a bad player. anyone good knows they're good, and doesn't need to keep records to prove it. 'xx vs xx' my ass, i'm sure if your 'friend' beat me it wasn't in a competitive game or probably wasn't even the real me.

last but not least, please stfu troll. it's pretty sad that you post every 10 minutes to defend every accusation against you. it just means you have no life and just keep on pressing the refresh button, and search for pictures of me too.

btw i have no idea where you got that picture, it's on my gf's album in facebook, are u some stalker from ucla? =/ if this is a joke honestly no one thinks you're funny. I hope you're getting all the attention you want cuz i'm out.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:42 AM   #158
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Re: Normal BB/100?

play froz for 10g a game scerik, hell empty you out. you were a nothing in starcraft, a newb from ladder challenges.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:55 AM   #159
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Re: Normal BB/100?

OP tell me what the best way to counter a carrier/corsair attack and the best way to counter a zerg canal base rush
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:14 AM   #160
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Yeah. I must lie. It's auto refreshed, And I play more than 200 hands a day. I play about 1k a day. And thanks for the 1200.00 . I thought someone who plays 203948089234089234 Tables would be better. I thought you could read but I guess you can't. And I have the replays of you vs Gie. It wasn't a competitive match but they were 2 matches nonetheless. You play SC all day and still are no good? Congrats. You are not the best player in the USA. You are the best player of the people who WENT to WCG. I SAW you play in Irvine. You're SLOW and kept typing "=[" cause your attacks were getting raped by Day. Nice try, though.

"Have I ever seen a girl in real life?" LOL Funny question. I guess this is your idea of a girl. Tough comeback buddy.

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Old 07-10-2006, 04:16 AM   #161
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Ok. I opened some more tables. PF RAISE percentage higher heads up than full. Left my 100nl with 450 or so. Lost one buy in somewhere in the beginning. Saw a guy with 50 bucks at a nl200, sat with 100, he was sitting out, another guy joins and buys 200. I get up to 110 and lose.
Made the right play but the river saved him. Hand is included below. Rebought full, destroyed him and the table filled up 15 min later. Taking a break now, probably going to do something. Here's my 7/9 stats, an hour or two later after my original post.


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($192.40)
Hero ($107.99)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 7. Button posts a blind of $2.
Hero raises to $5, Button (poster) raises to $8, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($20) A, 8, J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $4, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($28) T (2 players)
Button calls $93.99.

River: ($121.99) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $121.99

Results in white below:
Button has Js Jh (full house, jacks full of tens).
Hero has 9s 7s (straight, jack high).
Outcome: Button wins $121.99.

This HH is fcked. You raised to $5, he raised to $8, and you call $4. ADDITION MY FRIEND.

Also, in the turn action, you don't do anything. Button is all in, and that's it. Did you call?

I call shenanigans on this whole thing; it seems like you just made that hand up because you were overdoing the whole thing.
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:24 AM   #162
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Python, you're BS. I said I would MAKE a video, I never said I HAD a video. I guess you can't read, either.
He will never pay. He did go to WCG USA Irvine for Starcraft Nationals, I happened to be in the area and dropped in. He made the finals. I have beaten most international players and common opponents; my friend, whom i'm 88-11 with, beat Froz 2-0. I would be happy to beat Froz at SC. He is just mad I took over a grand from him HU.
(I posted this back on page 7 before I knew his Screenname).

I have nothing to prove to you Python; in fact, EVERYTHING I've posted is 100% TRUE. So, keep crying BS.

Because everything I've posted is true. Deadlifts, Pullups, Dips, Owning a spearfishing company, DAILY (IF NOT HOURLY) UPDATES OF MY POKERTRACKER SINCE I GOT IT.
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:26 AM   #163
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Ok. I opened some more tables. PF RAISE percentage higher heads up than full. Left my 100nl with 450 or so. Lost one buy in somewhere in the beginning. Saw a guy with 50 bucks at a nl200, sat with 100, he was sitting out, another guy joins and buys 200. I get up to 110 and lose.
Made the right play but the river saved him. Hand is included below. Rebought full, destroyed him and the table filled up 15 min later. Taking a break now, probably going to do something. Here's my 7/9 stats, an hour or two later after my original post.


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($192.40)
Hero ($107.99)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 7. Button posts a blind of $2.
Hero raises to $5, Button (poster) raises to $8, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($20) A, 8, J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $4, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($28) T (2 players)
Button calls $93.99.

River: ($121.99) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $121.99

Results in white below:
Button has Js Jh (full house, jacks full of tens).
Hero has 9s 7s (straight, jack high).
Outcome: Button wins $121.99.

This HH is fcked. You raised to $5, he raised to $8, and you call $4. ADDITION MY FRIEND.

Also, in the turn action, you don't do anything. Button is all in, and that's it. Did you call?

I call shenanigans on this whole thing; it seems like you just made that hand up because you were overdoing the whole thing.
I remember that hand. I don't know why it came out. I can look it up in Pokertracker right now.
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:26 AM   #164
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worst thread ever
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:27 AM   #165
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Still mad? I probably beat you too.

A newb from ladder challenges? LOL
Sorry, Regular SC was about 2304948092302489 years ago.
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:28 AM   #166
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Not sure why it didn't come out. Point is, I pushed on the turn, I knew what he had, he called, he housed up. I rebought full, beat him silly after, the table filled, and I left.

Laters.
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:30 AM   #167
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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($192.40)
BB ($107.99)

Preflop: Button posts a blind of $2.
BB raises to $5, Button (poster) raises to $8, BB calls $4.

Flop: ($20) A, 8, J (2 players)
BB checks, Button bets $4, BB calls $4.

Turn: ($28) T (2 players)
BB calls $93.99 (All-In), Button calls $93.99.

River: ($215.98) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $215.98

Results in white below:
Button has Js Jh (full house, jacks full of tens).
BB has 9s 7s (straight, jack high).
Outcome: Button wins $215.98.

May I ask why all your hand histories are in third person?
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:33 AM   #168
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eeez.

You seem to be avoiding what everyone wants to know.

You can get rid of all the doubters immediately. Just give us your Party screen-name....
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:33 AM   #169
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Hide Identity box checked. Hand History Converter Tool
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:35 AM   #170
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eeez.

You seem to be avoiding what everyone wants to know.

You can get rid of all the doubters immediately. Just give us your Party screen-name....
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:43 AM   #171
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eeez.

You seem to be avoiding what everyone wants to know.

You can get rid of all the doubters immediately. Just give us your Party screen-name....
Flintoff, I could. Those who WERE interested, there was a short window when people could look up my SS and hand number that I posted. They know it is legit. I have nothing to prove. I'm just going to keep posting my daily stats.

Younghovz17,
YOU'RE HOVZ. That's funny. I did beat you. I knew you would be mad.
I found this quote. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage-3434.html

"This is to the gayest b.net player who thinks he is hot, hey what up HovZ!"


Cute.
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:44 AM   #172
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Flintoff, do you play my limits? If not, it doesn't matter.

There is a mystery man who everyone thinks is a lying ****er and you can leave it at that.
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:46 AM   #173
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OP tell me what the best way to counter a carrier/corsair attack and the best way to counter a zerg canal base rush
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:54 AM   #174
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Flintoff, do you play my limits? If not, it doesn't matter.

There is a mystery man who everyone thinks is a lying ****er and you can leave it at that.
Yes - I do play at your limits when I play NL.
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Old 07-10-2006, 05:02 AM   #175
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OP tell me what the best way to counter a carrier/corsair attack and the best way to counter a zerg canal base rush
This is a dumb question. It's the equivalent of asking, "how long is a piece of string?" First, there are a number of things that aren't specified.

What is your race?
What map?
What are the positions on the map?
etc. etc. etc.

Canal base? There's no such thing as a CANAL BASE.

It's like playing poker, you have to adapt to different MAPS, RACES, etc. etc. etc. etcccccccccc.

So, how long is a piece of string?
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