plz, plz show us your secret stats!

oh, and i'd take more recipes.

why would i read all that

I love how the "proof" showing that he's not a long-term winner is a sample of <2k hands.

lol man how has op and thread been going on for 2 yrs

what site op play on? i want to rail him lol

Just read this whole thread.

EZZ, you're obviously insecure about something, otherwise why would you need to keep bragging about your life on an internet forum for more than a year?

I don't know what you dream about at night, but probably the president shaking your hand and congratulating you for "living your life to the fullest and being an inspiration for others". Or something equally cheesy.

But seriously, stop posting here. You're putting everyone on tilt for being a tool.

This thread was kinda tilting and sad at first, but I have actually gotten a real good laugh out of the last half (the few parts I read anyways). So you really think you played these hands well?

Just read the thread and I gotta say you're the Forest Gump of poker. You may run really good, but still ******ed.

Two things:

1) check was safe
2) hindsight is 20/20

I like EZ.

Forgot how douche-baggish 2p2 can be.

Keep trucking those foos EZ

post more recipes!

bought short (360) since the person HU only had that much when I sat.

600pl omaha, sitting 2400 (shao). It's an okay morning. just two tabling right now.

I must say the iphone is a fantastic invention for customer contact/business Except sometimes it says you have a voicemail when you already cleared it.

Recipe...Fish Tacos

You can make your own batter using pancake batter or my favorite is campeador made by knorr.

picture to come later.

Like many others, I have wasted about 45 minutes of my life skimming through this thread. But, I wanted to read everything before making my conclusion...

Quite simply put, there is absolutely no chance that someone who is successful in business, poker, love, relationships, and claims he is wholeheartedly content as a person would cry out for approval like this on a poker forum. Such a person would love life, have a general aura of happiness and peace about them...you are not such a person.

You are the most pitiful soul to have ever posted here. I know of no one else who would post over 100 times trying to pretend to be someone you're not.

I do love life. and I love the fact I take idiots' monies. Nobody is pretending to be someone they are not. All you must do is a search on stars.

It's quite simple.

Can we please stop trying to get OP to admit he's lying. We know he is. He knows he is. We know he isnt going to admit it.

Just enjoy the thread!

yeah, it's just as convincing as the "proof" showing that he is a winner.

took a shot shortbuying 25/50 NL was fun for 30 minutes. I've got shipments to pack+
Have to go eat lunch soon

Table 'Stearns III' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: straate ($5000 in chips)
Seat 6: rockets23 ($2425 in chips)
Seat 7: Sauce123 ($7028 in chips)
Seat 8: EEZerik ($4110.60 in chips)
Seat 9: ahh_snap ($10485 in chips)
ahh_snap: posts small blind $25
straate: posts big blind $50
JazzyFace: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EEZerik [2c 2s]
rockets23: folds
Sauce123: folds
EEZerik: calls $50
ahh_snap: raises $150 to $200
straate: folds
EEZerik: calls $150
*** FLOP *** [2d Qc Jd]
ahh_snap: bets $350
samh133 has returned
EEZerik: raises $901 to $1251
ahh_snap: raises $901 to $2152
EEZerik: raises $1758.60 to $3910.60 and is all-in
ahh_snap: calls $1758.60
*** TURN *** [2d Qc Jd] [As]
*** RIVER *** [2d Qc Jd As] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ahh_snap: shows [Ac Jh] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
EEZerik: shows [2c 2s] (three of a kind, Deuces)
EEZerik collected $8269.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8271.20 | Rake $2
Board [2d Qc Jd As 8s]
Seat 2: straate (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: rockets23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Sauce123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: EEZerik (button) showed [2c 2s] and won ($8269.20) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 9: ahh_snap (small blind) showed [Ac Jh] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

eez, how much are you up lifetime in poker? sry if you already answered this, i don't really have time to read this whole thread but i've read some of it and it's pretty clear to me you're a great unorthodox player.

not sure but my bank account is pretty healthyl. i bought my business and invest my stocks from poker money mostly. I'll have a better idea once I get this old HP sitting in my closet up and recovered.

now adding to the bad beats:

PokerStars Game #17229073151: Omaha Pot Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/05/05 - 19:56:50 (ET)
Table 'Virginia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: magicmykey ($482 in chips)
Seat 4: EEZerik ($434 in chips)
EEZerik: posts small blind $2
magicmykey: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EEZerik [3h 9h 3c 6h]
EEZerik: raises $8 to $12
magicmykey: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [4c Qs 3s]
magicmykey: checks
EEZerik: bets $23
magicmykey: calls $23
*** TURN *** [4c Qs 3s] [Ac]
magicmykey: checks
EEZerik: bets $69
magicmykey: raises $207 to $276
EEZerik: raises $123 to $399 and is all-in
magicmykey: calls $123
*** RIVER *** [4c Qs 3s Ac] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
magicmykey: shows [Th Ah Jc Qd] (a full house, Queens full of Aces)
EEZerik: mucks hand
magicmykey collected $867 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $868 | Rake $1
Board [4c Qs 3s Ac Qc]
Seat 3: magicmykey (big blind) showed [Th Ah Jc Qd] and won ($867) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 4: EEZerik (button) (small blind) mucked [3h 9h 3c 6h]


there's a nice bad beat to add to the forum. runner runner to the house.

Well I bought my business which is over 90k with poker money, so...now it's poker fulltime.

another hero

PokerStars Game #17230366893: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/05/05 - 21:01:29 (ET)
Table 'Siberia' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: bmxreed36 ($406 in chips)
Seat 2: Fiude ($823 in chips)
Seat 3: krmont22 ($2076.85 in chips)
Seat 4: EEZerik ($468.20 in chips)
Seat 5: redargoe ($457 in chips)
Seat 6: wilddog82 ($422.80 in chips)
EEZerik: posts small blind $2
redargoe: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EEZerik [4c 8c]
wilddog82: folds
bmxreed36: folds
Fiude: folds
krmont22: folds
EEZerik: calls $2
redargoe: raises $12 to $16
EEZerik: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9c 5c Qc]
EEZerik: bets $35
redargoe: raises $85 to $120
EEZerik: raises $332.20 to $452.20 and is all-in
redargoe: calls $321 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9c 5c Qc] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [9c 5c Qc 7c] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
EEZerik: shows [4c 8c] (a flush, Queen high)
redargoe: shows [Ac 8s] (a flush, Ace high)
redargoe collected $911 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $914 | Rake $3
Board [9c 5c Qc 7c Kd]
Seat 1: bmxreed36 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Fiude folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: krmont22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: EEZerik (small blind) showed [4c 8c] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: redargoe (big blind) showed [Ac 8s] and won ($911) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: wilddog82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

teeheee

guess i coulda called this i gave them too much credit.

PokerStars Game #17231593464: Omaha Pot Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/05/05 - 22:02:10 (ET)
Table 'Palma IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: tomek118822 ($378 in chips)
Seat 2: Riemann ($254.20 in chips)
Seat 3: HappyMeals ($393.60 in chips)
Seat 4: EEZerik ($2522.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Bigdaddydvo ($288.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Bigdaddy116 ($137.55 in chips)
HappyMeals: posts small blind $2
EEZerik: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EEZerik [5c Jc 5h 7s]
Bigdaddydvo: raises $10 to $14
Bigdaddy116: calls $14
EEZerik said, "didn't want that flush card?"
tomek118822: folds
Riemann: calls $14
HappyMeals: calls $12
EEZerik: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [4c 5s Kh]
HappyMeals: checks
EEZerik: bets $65
Bigdaddydvo: raises $197 to $262
Bigdaddy116: folds
Riemann: folds
HappyMeals: raises $117.60 to $379.60 and is all-in
EEZerik: folds
Bigdaddydvo: calls $12.75 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4c 5s Kh] [Tc]
EEZerik said, "55"
*** RIVER *** [4c 5s Kh Tc] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HappyMeals: shows [4h Kc 6h 3s] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
Bigdaddydvo: mucks hand
EEZerik said, "wow"
HappyMeals collected $681.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $684.50 | Rake $3
Board [4c 5s Kh Tc 9d]
Seat 1: tomek118822 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Riemann (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: HappyMeals (small blind) showed [4h Kc 6h 3s] and won ($681.50) with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 4: EEZerik (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Bigdaddydvo mucked [8h As Jd Ks]
Seat 6: Bigdaddy116 folded on the Flop

nothing spectactular but fun nonetheless

You know, your first statement made me think you're not the biggest idiot in the world. And then I realized, this is a BRAGS forum, and that I was initially wrong.

Took a day off to go diving with my customers (44 pound White Seabass) which I untangled at 60 feet of water

Time to take peoples monies again today.

Here's a real winner from this morning. guy going in with 15% to win

PokerStars Game #17266793166: Omaha Pot Limit ($2/$4) - 2008/05/07 - 15:02:53 (ET)
Table 'Maartje III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: davidroisme ($155 in chips)
Seat 3: EEZerik ($199 in chips)
Seat 4: 3446544 ($124 in chips)
Seat 6: NoTime2WaZT ($240 in chips)
3446544: posts small blind $2
NoTime2WaZT: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EEZerik [6h 6c 3h Ac]
davidroisme: raises $8 to $12
EEZerik: calls $12
3446544: folds
NoTime2WaZT: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [6d 8s 4c]
NoTime2WaZT: checks
davidroisme: checks
EEZerik: bets $36.10
NoTime2WaZT: calls $36.10
davidroisme: folds
*** TURN *** [6d 8s 4c] [As]
NoTime2WaZT: checks
EEZerik: bets $108.20
NoTime2WaZT: raises $83.70 to $191.90 and is all-in
EEZerik: calls $42.70 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6d 8s 4c As] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NoTime2WaZT: shows [9s 5h 8c 4h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
EEZerik: mucks hand
NoTime2WaZT collected $410 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $412 | Rake $2
Board [6d 8s 4c As 7h]
Seat 1: davidroisme folded on the Flop
Seat 3: EEZerik (button) mucked [6h 6c 3h Ac]
Seat 4: 3446544 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: NoTime2WaZT (big blind) showed [9s 5h 8c 4h] and won ($410) with a straight, Five to Nine

how long did that take, 30 minutes?

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