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Old 05-18-2007, 04:06 AM   #501
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Re: Normal BB/100?

Holy shtt, I cannot believe I wasted my time reading this crap... I was hoped he admited he was lying, posted his real stats or whatever, but this guy is obviously too big of a douche or too delusional to do something like that and admit his mistakes. eezspearfish, your words are empty, you are full of shtt, you try to brag about something that's just not there. You suck at life.
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Old 05-18-2007, 05:44 AM   #502
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Re: Normal BB/100?

wowowow

someone play this guy HU for rolls busto him and let's just end this already.

worst comes to worst ill put $ on FTP and play him lol
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:20 PM   #503
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Holy shtt, I cannot believe I wasted my time reading this crap... I was hoped he admited he was lying, posted his real stats or whatever, but this guy is obviously too big of a douche or too delusional to do something like that and admit his mistakes. eezspearfish, your words are empty, you are full of shtt, you try to brag about something that's just not there. You suck at life.
my words are not empty. Your head is. Everything I have said is true. People looked up their stats and confirmed.

Sure you don't have ALL MY STATS but neither do I until I get my pos compaq laptop that was only good for one thing up.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:23 PM   #504
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Eez, after reading this thread I have come to the conclusion that either you have created one of the most bizarre gimmick accounts ever or you're just Brandi-esque batshit insane.

Someday you will swim.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:25 PM   #505
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Eez, after reading this thread I have come to the conclusion that either you have created one of the most bizarre gimmick accounts ever or you're just Brandi-esque batshit insane.

Someday you will swim.
lmao, A+
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:32 PM   #506
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I think that was a good video, everything he says is true even if he comes off as a douchebag to some.

Eezspearfish,

I believe you about your accomplishments, and I think it is great that you are excelling at life and doing what you love. It's impressive and an inspiration to me(even if its not true).


Now can I ask you two questions, and will you not dodge them?

Why wont you post a lifetime PT screen shot(or since you started winning big)?

Is there a link to GQ china's online magazine? I couldnt find a link, maybe I need to type it in chinese.
Gingko, it's not online yet, should be in July. I don't believe it is out anywhere b/c that was a print (1 of 4) I got in my email. Even though I didn't AA i would still be happy to post lifetime stats. There was one other girl from my school who was in GQ for a print ad, I saw the guy, thought I looked better, started learning the runway walk, won 2 competitions (1 at school, one in LA). Couple of my girl FRIENDS were already in modeling, i watched some youtube runway shows, and got it down. Mainly it's standing with good posture and thinking you are the [censored], looking at the horizon or higher.

As I said before, however, it is a ton of fun this way. (No, I didn't go broke, that was not the impetus for my stopping of play). I had a couple other things to focus on, like expanding the business and wrestling and school and getting a job after graduation (even if it won't pay as much as poker - initially).

I WILL post lifetime stats
oh, and To whoever found my FTP name, it's no secret.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:33 PM   #507
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wowowow

someone play this guy HU for rolls busto him and let's just end this already.

worst comes to worst ill put $ on FTP and play him lol
Tell me when I should shake in my boots.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:17 PM   #508
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sn plz?
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:07 PM   #509
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hey eezspearfish,

I for one believe you, these fools dont know anything about poker. I have a question, i had a quick session today & was wondering, with your expert opinion, whether these stats are normal for the greats like us, or will i drop a few BB/100 after bad beats/bad run of cards. Any advice is much apreciated.


I fish too, i went out yesterday and tied some string to some bamboo and caught this bad boy...



...then hit the weights like a 'real' man...



... before banging this fine piece of ass..

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Old 05-19-2007, 11:46 PM   #510
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playing right now. down 40$ played a bball tournament today. went out with the new girl last night. Took me out to Sasabune for Toro i think the bill was ~ 200.

QQ i pot, he repots, I go all in. he calls with 55. flop is 558
Good joke.
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:57 PM   #511
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Oops i made a mistake down 120
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Old 05-21-2007, 04:21 AM   #512
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Re: Normal BB/100?

Ended at 13bb/100 after some ridiculous beats like the quads, going all in AA79 with AK on turn, getting called by A5 and 5 hitting on river.

We're coming out with a 17-20 pound Tuna cannon (current guns are 4-6 pounds). Totally CNC Machined everything with 10 laminations of Teak. Here is a sample; it shoots 30 feet underwater; over 400 feet above land. It will sell good and be an extra couple thousand/month.



It is [censored] awesome.



Played in a Bball tournament this weekend got over 15 rebounds in the game on Sunday.(3rd /4th place match)

Got taken to Omakase meal at Sasabune earlier this week([censored] awesome Toro, monkfish liver is the [censored], oysters, albacore, uni and salmone roe) and will be hitting Urasawa (250$/person) in a few weeks after a trip to Sushi Wa.
New big tuna taken by customer of my guns.


For bball
I am good at defense due to hustling/wrestling/physicality(similar to Dennis Rodman), now I have some new goals for offense because I am not good at it and want to be a complete player. By June when the league starts people are going to be gutted like fish.

"After you have wrestled, everything else in life is easy." - Dan Gable
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:07 AM   #513
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lifetime stats plz
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Old 11-02-2007, 01:39 PM   #514
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bump?
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Old 11-02-2007, 01:56 PM   #515
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HOW IS THIS SUSTAINABLE?!?! ALL YOU PEOPLE IN BBV HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME!
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Old 11-02-2007, 02:23 PM   #516
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Fold preflop.
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:30 PM   #517
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lol, bbv used to be so naive!
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:22 PM   #518
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wowwww this guy shares his experiences in spearfishing and posts amazing pictures, and talks about beating small stakes poker in a brag forum, and everybody tries to cut him down and calls him a douche

great thread
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:18 PM   #519
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wow this thread tilted me so bad
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Old 01-19-2008, 02:05 AM   #520
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sup bro?
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Old 01-19-2008, 05:35 AM   #521
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lol read through the first page of this i was like.. wtf doesn't everyone know he is lying/leveling wtf is going on. then i gave up
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Old 01-19-2008, 06:08 AM   #522
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that chick would be an EZspear
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Old 01-19-2008, 07:01 AM   #523
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wow what an amazing thread
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Old 01-19-2008, 09:26 AM   #524
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What's a level?
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Old 01-19-2008, 09:48 AM   #525
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CTS, I win 5 or more everyday I play. Today was no different. I think I can win 10 but literally I play 4-6 hours max a day on ONE monitor.

If winning 5 buy ins every day within 4-6 hours is weak, I am the weakest mother F'er around. But I'm not. "In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids."
- Maddox.

How do my stats indicate weak play? I know how to make people give me their chips. Maybe it's not the way you play. That's fine. Different styles for different people. What I do know is that whether I play on FTP, Party, or other, it's the same.

Curious to what you mean by "VARIANCE" when my Volume / preflop raise is the same. My winnings are pretty much the same. etc etc etc. I'm stacking people all the time.
zomg heaterboy disagrees with god himself. someone call david so he can make an awesome nvg post bout this.
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