Is that nail polish?

Hey do you you got a link for the GQ china perhaps?

Nah I mean it's obviously not true but I enjoy the thread nonetheless. Also the GQ magazine thing is where you slipped up, you're pretty damn ugly. Winning every time you ever play poker? That's believable. GQ magazine? lol yah right.

Looking back I'm pretty sure that's the reason I read the whole thing too. Upon reading your specific post, I began to fear I would not have my moment of redemption. I grew sad.

Amidst this feeling of terrible melancholy I continued to scroll down, looking for anything that, in the parlance of our times, "owned" him.

Then I saw a giant fishcannon aimed at his head in all its ridiculous glory. And I laughed. Thanks Chump Change for making this thread worth it.

omg i didnt ntoice this thread was back

this is one of the best threads ever, dont listen to the haters, they are just jealous that they cant sustain 20 bb / 100 like us pros.

keep posting g, and if you are interested in an eezspearfish protege program where you could coach me and maybe i could be your fish gun shooting apprentice guy shoot me a pm.

This is freakin' genius.

laugh. be jealous. Only hands I lost where I shouldn't have was flopping trips vs open ender, he pushes, hits.

Second hand I should have stacked him Flop/turn 3 3 7 T

he has AK pushes on turn against my T 7 hits miracle ace river. Only up 80 on the guy instead of 260. Still + 760 for yesterday, (7.6 buy ins) for 1-2 tables. Haven't played today yet but in a few hours I will.

Otherwise would probably be 35bb/100 for yesterday.

I challenge you anytime HU.

uh huh, really ugly. You're laughable. That's why all my Gfs are really hot. Birds of a feather..
zzzzzzz

be jealous.

That was one of the preliminary photos I got. ZZZZZ anytime you wanna play I'll play you HU and stack you, then stack you again.

good body
good jobs (Spearfishing company + Working in private banking with clients with 50million $ or more)
good money
good gf
good at poker
good wrestler
good weightlifter
good spearfisher

damn i am good at everything that I want to be good at.

and most people are just jealous. Not everyone. I love proving the b!tches wrong.

I cannot believe I took such a long hiatus. Feed me your money - I'm hungry.

There's the girl i'm dating, and here's the pic that's going to be featured in Hawaii Skin Diver Magazine.

We've been working with OLN and they're featuring our spearguns. They have been filming in Okinawa Japan and here is the picture of our diver being filmed by Terry Maas (multiple national champion freediver and spearfisher). To spearfish you usually want to hit the fish but if the guns are accurate and you're a good diver, you can hit either their 1) brain or 2) their spine and they are immobilized and die instantly. Some of you guys should be hit in one of those places but that is another topic of discussion

The diver is sponsored by another company but the guns I sell are top in the world, and he still uses them.

[censored] douchebag

lameness

OP post lifetime stats plz

Glad I could help keep one of my favorite threads going, and to anybody that missed it, this post by ama0330 is by far the highlight of this thread and still one of the funniest things i've read on this forum IMO:

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7pok0TKDU8

Glad to see you back eez. Which bank? Don't be coy.

Ironfly, HSBC.

same thing today. 6max was slow wasn't payintg attention.
off to the club

How does this guy not have a custom title yet?

I think that was a good video, everything he says is true even if he comes off as a douchebag to some.

Eezspearfish,

I believe you about your accomplishments, and I think it is great that you are excelling at life and doing what you love. It's impressive and an inspiration to me(even if its not true).


Now can I ask you two questions, and will you not dodge them?

Why wont you post a lifetime PT screen shot(or since you started winning big)?

Is there a link to GQ china's online magazine? I couldnt find a link, maybe I need to type it in chinese.

zomg so many leaks.

learn poker.

LOL, I forgot about this post and I definitley LOLED a lot reading it again.

RIGHT ON BROTHA

OP make outrageous claims and challenges BBV to prove hes FOS.

BBV fails, utterly

OPs ftp id was pretty easy to find (dont pm me) comon guys, get on it!

Does anyone datamine .5/1 HU NL on FT? Could you please filter for NitroA being on the button with $17.20. K thx.

All this stuff took place months ago on party. I believe he changed his screen name in the middle. I don't think anybody was trying hard to bust him, rather putting the onus on him to make a 'real' brag.

lol

1. Pride/Ego are laughable traits to me. I play for $, not to stroke my ego.

2. Yah you are pretty damn ugly. If I was that ugly I'd probably just fall on a knife or set myself on fire.

3. I'm definitely better at spearfishing than you. I was national spearfisherman of the year 3 years in a row until I got bored with crushing so much. Took a few years off to model and [censored] OOT 9.5s obv.

I'm kinda bored [censored] OOT 9.5s now though so I'll probably take you up on your HU offer, which will consist of spearfishing/high stakes knitting/yoyoing/ and a walk off of course. No poker though, I can't compete with someone who has never lost even once. You have a better winrate than durrr for [censored] sake. Congrats on those results though sport. Those results are sick good, give your self a pat on the back meat!