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Old 08-11-2006, 06:48 PM   #401
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We don't use the word 'douche' in the UK but I have to imagine this word perfectly decribes the OP.
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:49 PM   #402
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We don't use the word 'douche' in the UK but I have to imagine this word perfectly decribes the OP.
I say old chap, what would a British 'douche' be called?

cheerio! pip pip and all that!
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:52 PM   #403
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We don't use the word 'douche' in the UK but I have to imagine this word perfectly decribes the OP.
I say old chap, what would a British 'douche' be called?

cheerio! pip pip and all that!
Something along the lines of [censored], knob, turd etc. 'Phew!' all this typing has left me thirsty. Time for a cup of tea.
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:08 PM   #404
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oh SYKE

those were BEYONDTHEGAME(FROZZOR'S STATS) WHEN HE PLAYED ME. LOLOLL
It was also fun watching my FRIEND GDOG TAKE HIS MONEY.


AHAHAHHAHAAHAH GOT BACK FROM NYCITY ON THE 7TH. WILL UPLOAD MY STATS FROM MY LAPTOP WHEN I PLAYED THERE.


My past 3 DAYS AUG8-AUG10 HAVE BEEN A MERE 14K PLAYING 200, 400, 1000, 2000


AHHAHAAHHAA

call me whatever you please. A tool, blabbity blah. I'll still kick your a$$ any day of the week, then take your money. YOU ARE POOR. I spit on you. This is FUN. Don't really care if you're a 2+2ER TANNENJ


Jaheim, I catch FISH. FOR SPORT AND IT ALSO TASTES GOOD. BEATS BUYING CRAPPY FISH AT THE MARKET ANYDAY.

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Old 08-11-2006, 08:09 PM   #405
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standard.
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:10 PM   #406
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jesus, you played 18K hands in 3 days?
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:13 PM   #407
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Troll account... getting....old....
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:15 PM   #408
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Baronzeus, Hi, Yeah, 8 k hands day 1 it was actually very easy being more focused and having my two monitors now. I actually played some OMAHA too but I don't have Omaha ptracker. Omaha 100PL and ran that up to 800 on one table and 750 on the other. I'm not a good omaha player but luckily there are even bigger idiots out there. Played a 7CARD STUD tourney, I just learned 7 card stud and won that. That's about it, a few 22-77$ 2 person maxes too

Boqu,

not a troll account. I post my progress. You can ignore it if you choose.

You obviously don't, though.

I found some PRADA GLASSES in Boston. Bought it for 300. Then went online and bought a second similar pair for 120.00 cheaper. I'm a snob now. It's great. If any of you want a link to a good sunglass store: otticanet.com
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ebay: storename: Color Viper has VERY good deals. Better than OTTICA

Did I post this already? I shot a shark before I went to NY. Big Mako shark.

Over 500 pounds. Fought it for 30 minutes.

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Old 08-11-2006, 08:21 PM   #409
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cool, i played like 2 hours so far today. feeling pretty good. maybe make another 50K today and call it quits. this is pretty much how i run every day actually.

ps i also just got back from vegas where i played 1K/2K and won 84 bets, and won the party poker bad beat jackpot today, +65K or so I think

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Old 08-11-2006, 08:35 PM   #410
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lol Baronowned!
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:18 AM   #411
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jesus, you played 18K hands in 3 days?
Baronzeus, Hi, Yeah, 8 k hands day 1 it was actually very easy being more focused and having my two monitors now. I actually played some OMAHA too but I don't have Omaha ptracker. Omaha 100PL and ran that up to 800 on one table and 750 on the other. I'm not a good omaha player but luckily there are even bigger idiots out there. Played a 7CARD STUD tourney, I just learned 7 card stud and won that. That's about it, a few 22-77$ 2 person maxes too

Boqu,

not a troll account. I post my progress. You can ignore it if you choose.

You obviously don't, though.

I found some PRADA GLASSES in Boston. Bought it for 300. Then went online and bought a second similar pair for 120.00 cheaper. I'm a snob now. It's great. If any of you want a link to a good sunglass store: otticanet.com
or
ebay: storename: Color Viper has VERY good deals. Better than OTTICA

Did I post this already? I shot a shark before I went to NY. Big Mako shark.

Over 500 pounds. Fought it for 30 minutes.


You played 8000 hands in one day with a vpip of 35-40. lol. How many tables? How many hours?
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:41 AM   #412
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Can someone else even tell me if it is even possible to play 8000 hands in a day with that high a vpip?
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Old 08-12-2006, 06:55 AM   #413
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WTF WOULD IT MATTER WHAT YOUR VPIP IS. YOU JUST PLAY 12 TABLES FOR LIKE 5 HOURS
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Old 08-12-2006, 06:56 AM   #414
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I played some hands for 5 minutes today. I ended up making some money, but I need to ask - is my BB/100 pretty good? I don't know. Sometimes I can just wave my hands around really fast then slap myself in the face a bunch of times, and my opponents cards just appear to me like some wierd vision. Even when my eyes are closed. Here are my stats for thismorning:



I guess it was okay. But not as good as veal scallopini, I love that stuff. Sometimes you just gotta go for the goal, and I think that marscaponi and liver sauce is okay for that. Its just about believing in yourself. I also told her that I wasn't really into Def Leppard, and she seemed to understand ok.

The thing is though, I got knocked out in the semi's and it was totally not fair. I had double faulted twice, which I agree, was my bad. But then this guy served one right on the line, but I knew it was out, so now I'm gone. But I walked over and asked the floor manager if there was a dessert buffet, and he just winked at me like "right on, brotha", so then I was happy.

So anyways, follow your dreams. You can reach your goals, I'm living proof. You know the rest.

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Old 08-12-2006, 06:58 AM   #415
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WTF WOULD IT MATTER WHAT YOUR VPIP IS. YOU JUST PLAY 12 TABLES FOR LIKE 5 HOURS
Ok - you try playing 12 tables at 100% vpip. Then think about what you just said.....
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:34 AM   #416
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We don't use the word 'douche' in the UK but I have to imagine this word perfectly decribes the OP.
I say old chap, what would a British 'douche' be called?

cheerio! pip pip and all that!
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:47 AM   #417
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We don't use the word 'douche' in the UK but I have to imagine this word perfectly decribes the OP.
I say old chap, what would a British 'douche' be called?

cheerio! pip pip and all that!
Bell-end seems appropriate.
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:52 AM   #418
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I havent read whole thread, but 17 BB/100 is impressive, move up in limits. Skip 2/4 and try 3/6 directly, if you can maintain the winrate there after like 1k hands you can go ahead and play 10/20.
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Old 08-13-2006, 09:05 PM   #419
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WTF WOULD IT MATTER WHAT YOUR VPIP IS. YOU JUST PLAY 12 TABLES FOR LIKE 5 HOURS
Ok - you try playing 12 tables at 100% vpip. Then think about what you just said.....
flint

i can understand your disbelief if you play limit holdem, but hands go rather quickly at NL. i hit about 6k hands 8-tabling over two 4 hour sessions.
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Old 08-26-2006, 04:25 PM   #420
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have not played for a while. I started summer school and I started distributing spearguns across the country and making those deals. Today is first day back (for those of you who know my SNs know I haven't been on. That said, now is your chance to find me on pp, 4 tables right now only.

People are losing money. quick.
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:22 PM   #421
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:39 PM   #422
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LIFETIME STATS OR DIE
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:52 PM   #423
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So do you ever have any desire to learn how to fish for real?
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:50 PM   #424
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Doesn't hurt when your opponent hits a backdoor flush draw and thinks you have a straight. Played some 400 nl and 200 today.




Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($394)
SB ($551.58)
BB ($282.08)
UTG ($336.70)
Hero ($786.70)
CO ($690.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T, A. SB posts a blind of $2.
1 fold, Hero calls $4, 1 fold, Button calls $4, SB (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($16) T, 8, Q (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $7, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls $7.

Turn: ($30) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $11, BB calls $11.

River: ($52) K (2 players)
BB bets $85, Hero calls $764.70 (All-In), BB calls $175.08 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1076.78

Results in white below:
BB has 8d 5d (flush, king high).
Hero has Td Ad (straight flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $1076.78.

I dunno if this means anything, but wouldn't that be announced as a royal flush and not a straight flush? I dunno I might be wrong depending on the site but that would be really odd. And your stats are pretty insane for how long this has been going, eh I dunno.
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:54 PM   #425
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that hand shows he rly is a fish.
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