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Old 07-28-2006, 07:47 PM   #376
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You know what's awesome?

Bunnies.


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Old 07-29-2006, 01:00 AM   #377
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Please stop bumping this. You've overdone it. No-one believes you. You havent posted one losing session. Good day sir.
Can't possibly be that nobody believes me especially since I get half a dozen - dozen pms a week saying they do believe me.

If you want Poker lessons I will teach you how I play for a rate of 500.00 an hour. It will vastly improve your game. But when dealing with down-syndrome kids and/or someone with no concept of reality or the possible, I might have to charge more. 20bb/100 is definitely sustainable. I am going for 30 this month.


I posted everyday. Twice a day sometimes. On occasion 3 times a day to chart my progress. If you don't like it, don't open the thread.

BUMP BUMP BUMP!!!

P.s. Sorry you have so many losing sessions. Sad, really.

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Old 07-29-2006, 01:09 AM   #378
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Why don't you post your entire database instead of single sessions and prove the haters wrong.

BTW, I'm a hater
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Old 07-29-2006, 09:27 PM   #379
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Dinner time.
Two monitors = better.

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Old 07-29-2006, 09:45 PM   #380
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You won $330K live but you play 200NL online.

Time to move up?
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:45 PM   #381
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Hiya. I agree, I will be soon. I'm keeping poker and and all my other gambling money and other/stuff separate. Stocks, Certificate of Deposits, Company money-- separate. Am playing right now. find me if you can : D
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Old 07-30-2006, 12:40 AM   #382
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someone post his new party id!!!
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Old 07-30-2006, 02:34 AM   #383
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Just wanted to give a biggy ups to Fujithefish.

He flopped a full house and still lost the hand at WSOP. Thread in Microlimits.

He was top 20 in chips day 1A and went down from 25k to 6.5k after that. Worked his way back up to 21k.

Had a couple bad hands, otherwise woulda been a super SUPER day. Flopped trips and someone push all in with an underpair. He boated on the turn. Bad players catching up.


GOOOOOOO FUJI
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Old 07-31-2006, 09:26 PM   #384
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Where the hell can I buy some damn eez posters!?
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Old 07-31-2006, 10:23 PM   #385
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spent the whole day playing with my hdtv and new toys. thanks froz for the new tv.


flying to THE CITY wednesday. probably drop by foxwoods. see ya there.
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:30 AM   #386
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This isnt even funny anymore
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:19 AM   #387
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Congrats, you have succeeded in becoming the biggest douchebag on BBV. I will buy your t-shirt.
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:39 AM   #388
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i can't believe i just wasted five minutes scanning this thread.

anyone who buys this [censored] is a moron. poker has variance, you can't win at a rate of 15 ptbb/100 every session.

oh, and you're a tool.
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Old 08-07-2006, 04:58 AM   #389
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i can't believe i just wasted five minutes scanning this thread.

anyone who buys this [censored] is a moron. poker has variance, you can't win at a rate of 15 ptbb/100 every session.

oh, and you're a tool.
don't be jealous.
I posted my variance. Between as low as (one or two sessions 5bb - 35bb. Just made 28 tonight. Three dinners Fri/Sat/Sunday at 500 / 350 / 400 for 5 people / 4 / 4

in NY then Boston, then NY. Thanks to idiots like you. Please keep giving me your money,

*YAWN*

Also made 10k at my business this month. Was a good month. zzzzzzzzzzz will post stats once I'm back.
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:34 PM   #390
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wow, this is an awesome thread.

spearfish,
You need to post the pt screen shot of all of the hands you have played. It is obvious that you are only posting your winning sessions, no one wins every time. Even jesus would lose once in a while. Seriously, post all of your stats.
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:40 PM   #391
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wow, this is an awesome thread.

spearfish,
You need to post the pt screen shot of all of the hands you have played. It is obvious that you are only posting your winning sessions, no one wins every time. Even jesus would lose once in a while. Seriously, post all of your stats.
He has been asked this ad nauseum and wont do it for obvious reasons.
I feel a bit sorry for him because he obviously has an inferiority complex. Just let him keep posting. If it makes him feel better, I'm all for it. Poor kid.
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:42 PM   #392
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I'm with eezspearfish on this. Everyone is just jealous.
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Old 08-11-2006, 03:32 PM   #393
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It's been rough:

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Old 08-11-2006, 03:39 PM   #394
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Get to showdown more.
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Old 08-11-2006, 04:54 PM   #395
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i can't believe i just wasted five minutes scanning this thread.

anyone who buys this [censored] is a moron. poker has variance, you can't win at a rate of 15 ptbb/100 every session.

oh, and you're a tool.
don't be jealous.
I posted my variance. Between as low as (one or two sessions 5bb - 35bb. Just made 28 tonight. Three dinners Fri/Sat/Sunday at 500 / 350 / 400 for 5 people / 4 / 4

in NY then Boston, then NY. Thanks to idiots like you. Please keep giving me your money,

*YAWN*

Also made 10k at my business this month. Was a good month. zzzzzzzzzzz will post stats once I'm back.
i hope you get aids. and if you are actually a winning player, it's not because of people like me. i'm a [censored] 2+2er, douchebag.
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Old 08-11-2006, 04:57 PM   #396
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So you kill animals for fun?

YOU'LL BURN, OH YOU'LL BURN ALLRIGHT.
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Old 08-11-2006, 04:59 PM   #397
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Get to showdown more.
Seriously, looking at your Went to SD %, you're folding a lot of weaners.
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Old 08-11-2006, 05:17 PM   #398
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you're licking a lot of weaners.
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:37 PM   #399
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I read every post in this thread and OP you are ******ed.

Also, who would pay 500/hr for this? loooooooooooool
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:40 PM   #400
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