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Old 07-19-2006, 04:19 AM   #351
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Re: Official Battle of Champions

You win the "biggest e-peen of all time" award.

Congratulations, legions of fat pale dudes that live in their basement and play World of Warcraft 12 hours a day officially think you are awesome. Way to show a message board who's the coolest guy out there. This should probably solve all those problems with insecurity that you used to have.

PM me a mailing address, I'll make a trophy out of plaster and send it your way after I take my dick out of the cast.

Seriously, maybe you should post in the strategy forums, post some hands, post some advice/ideas whatever. Even though you are on a wicked heater, you probably do play relatively well (assuming you aren't just deleting sessions in PT or selectively importing them.) I enjoy hearing different perspectives from players that learned the game outside the 2+2 circle.
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:34 AM   #352
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eez do u arm wrestle?
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:45 AM   #353
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Otis, I'd like that trophy/plaque. I may post in strategy section. I know a couple other players who play like me, and it seems to work well for them.

2+2 reader = tom whittier AKA beyondthegame. nobody else from ucla has played me 2000 nl. owned Tommy boy. good job losing to Day. And losing your money to me. Keep sending me lame PMs. And starting *****. If you want, I'll finish it. twirp.
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:50 AM   #354
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Re: Normal BB/100?

A++++ trolling
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:56 AM   #355
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:22 AM   #356
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Re: Normal BB/100?

You browse the online clothing magazines for pictures of hot women? How old are you?
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:25 AM   #357
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google image search actually

but admit it, I made the thread slightly better.
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:27 AM   #358
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but admit it, I made the thread slightly better.
Slightly, only slightly...
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:33 AM   #359
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google image search actually

but admit it, I made the thread slightly better.
Oh ok, no point denying it. Too much denial in this thread, and too few hot women.
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:52 AM   #360
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BACCARAT

Ho Hum. Kicking Froz's ass was getting boring. Listening to the haters was getting boring.

Anyway, I'm in Vegas. I brought 50k from my past month and half of poker winnings from 200nl, 400nl, and about 3k from 2000 nl (Thanks Frozzor for being a fish and giving me 1250). I only played about 500 hands at this limit.
Started with 5 stacks. Now?
38 stacks of high society.
BACCARAT BABY.


Anyway, my friend suggested that I fight 2+2reader, froz, or whatever, ala Kimbo style. I'll put 10k on myself lolol


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Old 07-20-2006, 05:09 AM   #361
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:26 AM   #362
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:40 AM   #363
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You're losing your touch Killi.

about to watch INEDYURMONEY on party then go to sleep.
Internet is 10 bucks a day.
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Old 07-20-2006, 07:05 AM   #364
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about to watch INEDYURMONEY on party then go to sleep.
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Old 07-20-2006, 07:30 AM   #365
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:54 PM   #366
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Old 07-25-2006, 02:36 AM   #367
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Old 07-25-2006, 03:56 AM   #368
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Baronzeus, LOL

Just got back from Vegas. Shot fish today and overall just relaxed.

Will be going out tomorrow to fish again for Dorado and Yellowtail.

Will be playing again on Thursday most likely. Maybe Wednesday.

May be going back to Vegas if my buddy does well in WSOP.

I will keep you updated when I play.






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Old 07-26-2006, 03:19 PM   #369
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Funny thread. OP is the biggest geek/tool ever to walk the face of the earth. Congrats.
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Old 07-27-2006, 12:47 PM   #370
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geek? I think he's just a tool.
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:00 PM   #371
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eez, my winrate is 40ptbb/100, I can bench bress over 700lbs and run a 3:53 mile. I kill fish with my bare hands (spears are for woman), date multiple SUPERmodels, and own my own mult-billion dollar buisness.

Also I am an acclaimed singer/songwriter who is just being discovered by the public (something i never wanted, but word of my talent spread quickly). I recieved my PHD when i was 14. Some people claimed I had the potential to be the greatest football player in the history of the NFL, but I refused to sign with the 49ers when they drafted me, I was much too busy curing discovering a cure for cancer, which I recently completed and should be revealed to the general public and available for purchase after the FDA gives it the OK which should happen sometime in the near future.

Just wanted to drop in and say, "keep at it kid, you got potential"
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:54 AM   #372
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eez, my winrate is 40ptbb/100, I can bench bress over 700lbs and run a 3:53 mile. I kill fish with my bare hands (spears are for woman), date multiple SUPERmodels, and own my own mult-billion dollar buisness.

Also I am an acclaimed singer/songwriter who is just being discovered by the public (something i never wanted, but word of my talent spread quickly). I recieved my PHD when i was 14. Some people claimed I had the potential to be the greatest football player in the history of the NFL, but I refused to sign with the 49ers when they drafted me, I was much too busy curing discovering a cure for cancer, which I recently completed and should be revealed to the general public and available for purchase after the FDA gives it the OK which should happen sometime in the near future.

Just wanted to drop in and say, "keep at it kid, you got potential"
All that and you can't even win a bracelet? Meh.
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Old 07-28-2006, 10:05 AM   #373
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Re: BACCARAT

Hi guys, over the past couple weeks I have been getting Pms from haters and supporters. First, I am glad the haters find this worth their time. I think it's jealousy but who really knows? People come up with unoriginal flames "you're a tool." Everyone's a tough guy online, even froz's GF who is disgusting. But she's still tough. And she's still a guy. I guess from this thread you either like the post or you don't. That's fine, people can doubt and hate, but I think for me, life is pretty good right now.

$$$, Fish, and my business. I have just made a deal with the largest spearfishing company worldwide, so I'm pretty stoked about that. I will have nonstop cash flow from not too much 1 on 1 customer work. Though I really do enjoy the customers.

That said...I pity the haters. You guys are lame. Same with Froz's tranny GF who keeps pming me with her she-man growling. Yuck!!! LOL.

I just got back from spearing fish. Yellowtail. Dorado. White Seabass. Calico Bass. Mako Shark. Great trip and the water is warm, bringing the fish up from Mexico.

Mako




Yellowtail


Woke up about two hours ago after crashing at 10pm last night. Haven't played poker in a while so I'm playing again. 1.5-2 hour session, mostly 2 tables



All the stuff you buy at the sushi restaurants and grocery store, and me doing shameless advertisement for my company!!! My Flatscreen TV, new monitor, and other stuff came in!!! wohoooo





To the supporters, good luck at the tables. To the haters, Bring the hate.

-EEZ
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Old 07-28-2006, 07:22 PM   #374
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2nd update for today. just getting back into poker after taking a little hiatus. I will probably move up but I invested most of my money.
Played some more, maybe an hour or two more, 800-900 hands so far today, going to buy a new computer soon since I got my new extra monitor and HDTV

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Old 07-28-2006, 07:45 PM   #375
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Please stop bumping this. You've overdone it. No-one believes you. You havent posted one losing session. Good day sir.
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