I dunno he's TEARING UP THE GAME!

I FORESEE ROBUSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey EffinA,

With my rating scale being: 5: AVERAGE 7.5: borderline between CUTE and HOT, and then the 9's and 10's reserved for the elite, 10 = supermodel.. Hm... I'd say she's an 8.

She's pretty, though. There's one picture of her in my photobucket. I have quite a few more I haven't uploaded.

Meeting girls is every bit as much of a priority (and fun) as winning a big pot or a dozen of 'em. I just Earlier this year I got with a former runway model. My friend met her over Xmas. He rated her a 9.5. Similar body types. I love models. Who doesn't love models?

I love the way they walk
the way they smell
the way they um...go "kuhhhhhhh". You know...the cough sound? after you... never mind BWahaha!! j/p

Hey buddy, you forgot to block out the hand numbers. Anyone that wants to can find your screen name. I requested 2 of em, and the names match up...at first I thought you might've doctored those photos but all appears to be legit.

I won't post your screen name in the thread; we'll call it professional courtesy.

Anyone got any hands on this guy?...Look up the HH's!

Lolo set the bar. He plays 9 tables and does over 5 buy ins. I'm not sure how long he plays but I was pretty impressed. Winrate didn't matter to me. It was all about his CASH that he was raking in. 3 Million possible in 1 year playing a GAME?

How sweet would that be.

I used to tutor for this family. I charged around 50.00/ hour. The dad made 800k in salary last year and 17 million in bonus. Hrm. For now, I'd be happy with 1 Million until I find something I really like to do. I think 300 k is more realistic for strictly 200NL. I feel I need to pump my hours or something.

We'll see how much I play. I see poker as a tool to do other things. I am investing 80% of my money. Every couple days I have the sites send me a check. (Yes I can do IGM pay but I enjoy talking to the cute bank clerk at Washington Mutual who "accidentally" took my card last time, then she called me on my cell phone and arranged a meetup with me later. They get rid of any monthly fees for me.

I'm in no dire need of money right now, but if I ever am I'll probably play more.

lol. this is such a bad plan. if you make 300k at strictly 200 NL in a year, theres NO reason NOT to move up to higher limits

Dude if you don't want to give away your screenname to these asses...delete the images from your photobucket album ASAP It's more fun when we don't know who you are anyway.

Thanks ;D


I guess the pictures of me also give away my identity
Hopefully the things I said don't warrant me getting shot randomly...Didn't mean to start a mud slinging match here!!!

On a different note, few weeks ago my friend shot a shark.

I took a video. Two parts. The first part is hard to see the shark getting shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f0V3-xSDT8&search=spearfishing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGXCO7lDShg&search=spearfishing

Gas is expensive these days. At about 1-2MPG at 3.00 a gallon, running 180 miles can get pricey. The shark was said to taste better than yellowtail!!!

I got quite a few PM's of requests for more videos. Here is a link to some teaser spearfishing videos. Great, clear water. http://www.bwhi.com.au/bwhi.htm

Played some hands at 2k NL Heads up. Short bought and played BeyondTheGame. 15.94 bb/100 over a few hundred hands before retiring for the night.

Oops

fish,
you posted in msnl that you were running at 22bb/100 over 29k hands but the screenshots in this thread only amount to ~13k hands. discuss.

fish,
i'm curious as to how you think you would do vs a table of 2p2 midstakes veterans?

MilkMan, I'm not sure how I would do. about half of the hands were from before I got off of school (6/20, when I started this thread).

I am confident in heads up and would post my hands from last night - I was happy with winning about a grand (a little bit more than 1k) so I just stopped. I was outplaying him. But obviously table selection is very key to being a winner.

I just played 207 hands on three tables hu and made 823.63.

I'm going to go eat some food now and play my friend some smash brothers for $100.00 a game. (5stock, n64)

-eez

Have you been playing on the same computer all along?

This guy > all Ship It Holla Ballas combined!!!11Q

Also if they aren't in pokertracker how do you know your bb/100 and where did you come up with the precise 29k hands played figure?

This has to be a joke. You have yet to post even one losing session yet, you think this is sustainable? Get a clue.

LOL. I know what you mean. Sometimes I'm like, man can't I just play poker without making money! I really envy these other posters who suck because at least they're having fun.

Well I have to go, my sold gold toilet is overflowing, I guess all those $100's I used to wipe my ass clogged it up.

this thread is awesome on so many levels. this cant be real.

what does any of this have to do with this thread? he game selects and wins big. spearfish is a better player than you, me, or anybody else so live with it.

K. Maybe I'm just super lucky every single day I play. But it's no joke. That's fine with me. You're right. I don't know how to play at all. Please teach me.

When my friend was over I went 7-20 at smash. Didn't beat him when he was his good characters. Only won when he played Samus, Falcon, Ness(x2, but lost 4), got murdered by Kirby. All 5 stock but the last game is always 10 stock. he 10-9 me (1 life left for him) on mushroom Kingdom. Keep losing the last games. Unlike Poker, I play 50x better Smash Brothers when I'm drinking.

Watched RedEye (crappy movie, the music at the beginning is good and Rachel McAdams is pretty, but that's the extent of the recommendation.

I played exactly 50 hands while he was here watching before he went to gas up his new lexus. I made 152.66 which put me at 76.33 bb/100. This was heads up.

At the end, the last hand before I picked up and left, I looked to my friend and asked, "what do you think he has ?"

-"nine high."
-I think "six"
He had 65.

Won the pot, opened the front door and debating whether or not I should play again.

My reads are uncanny imo and in HU and shorthanded game is a lot quicker. When I play HU i play 2 tables usually max, otherwise for me, it's too quick and there's too much clutter on my desktop.


It's like when I kill everyone at Starcraft. They call me a hacker. Makes me feel great. When I beat everyone at wrestling, they tell me I must take steroids.

Someone on page 7 or 8 (and I'm sure others) have looked up my hands that I had. They're all legit.

Cheating (and lying) is for losers. But thanks for the compliments

I foresee a downswing and suicide by cop shooting

ezspearfish, you're the greatest!
how old are you?

you're my hero.

I believe him..

When I used to play limit, I tried out this different stats at absolute poker 6 max 1/2 limit. And suprisingly I was running over 10bb/100 hands. But then I went back to my normal 30/20 because I though it was just variance and I didn't like monies

You are def running hot. Here are some Hogs and a nice Grey that me and my bros shot in the Bahamas a couple weeks ago. These were all shot with slings and pole spears though, no cheating. I am on the right and obv shot the majority of these fish.

http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img02882nw.jpg