hahaha damnit i missed that

a case of gatorade, KY jelly and a few magnums

I will go with for a new liver and $700,000.00 to a $1,000,000.00 .

Joke thread - post deleted!

I'll go for $10k, 4 15 year olds, and 2 costa rican soccer teams. plus 350.

£30.57 plus expenses.

If we go in a month that will equate to about $50k plus expenses.

No currency conversion jokes please. This is a serious thread.

Are you a cat?

I'd seriously go for 5k, plus I have a vested interest in this as a lost a good amount to Graycat + Payup.

Would be nice to have them insure me that everything is peachy keen plus I can stalk my roommate who's in Costa Rica for the month on a surfing trip lol.

I think he deleted it like less than five minutes after posting, it only had about 5 replies and then it was gone when I hit refresh

I wouldn't have expected a site administrator to be so impulsive in making a thread like that only to delete it moments later

$10, a super-user accouunt, and a lap dance from Serinda and I'm there

Lifetime access to everyones hole cards.......... I believe I could do it better than those dumba$$es did.

One Phil per thread please.

jst want to say, GO NAT, (&adantar?)

...when pokerroom Fed up, some time ago, nat gave 1mnd pokerdb mebership, to get the boycott started...

gobbomom and myself $12.34

done. ub xfer ok?

I'd go if I got expenses + $100/day

I'm a shortstacker; I don't need a real paycheck

I practice haterade on nearly everything

i've been to prison

i play poker on the interwebs

i was an absolute player back a few years ago for a few months---lol >100% rakeback with rb payments and the olden bonus structure....my guess is I'm one of the least profitable customers Absolute ever had as I would transfer money back and forth to neteller all the time to make sure my pending bonus was as high as possible in case the sky fell at other sites--i had into the 5 figures pending--man, their bonus incentive was bizarre

i think online is full of rampant cheating--bots, collusion, etc

FWIW, i took a few classes in auditing, but never really practiced it so that won't help

it will get me away from shortstacking your games for awhile

no one will miss a shortstacker that goes missing in costa rica

I feign self-righteous indignation all the time

I read through all the absolute threads here

I'd be excited and motivated to do it

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I'd go if they could somehow let me put El Diablo on 'ignore'

David posted a new thread saying he'd go for 200k and how he'd certify them/etc and that mason or his brother I dont recall would go for $50k.

I replied saying he should really figure out that the reply button is what you use and not the post button when you're trying to respond and that he should have learnt it from the brandi posts last time.

Thread got instagibbed.

Oops.

We have lots in common

I have had sex with many more prostitutes than the vast majority of 2+2ers which might make me a valuable asset in this game of cat and mouse.

I'll go for free, just need to pay me my expenses.


Oh, my expenses will be $500,000

TIA

PS can I take God ?

whoever goes i'll give em 5 bucks

I took this pic in CR. Just so you know, don't want to see any of you in jail.

No wonder DS rescinded his offer.