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Old 08-17-2008, 12:34 AM   #1
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no one can call with j high

Full Tilt Poker $10/$20 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BB): $2423.50
RS_Hustla (BTN/SB): $2951.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 7 J
RS_Hustla raises to $60, Hero raises to $221, RS_Hustla calls $161

Flop: ($442.00) 8 2 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $285, RS_Hustla calls $285

Turn: ($1012.00) A (2 players)
Hero bets $650, RS_Hustla calls $650

River: ($2312.00) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, RS_Hustla bets $1280, Hero calls $1267.50 all in

Spoiler:





RS_Hustla: wtf
Dealer: RS_Hustla has 15 seconds left to act
RS_Hustla: was tat #%$@
RS_Hustla: wtf
RS_Hustla: wtf
RS_Hustla: @@&@KK
RS_Hustla: WTF U FUKN BS
Dealer: INTERNET POKERS wins the pot ($40)
INTERNET POKERS: :x
Dealer: Hand #7679607576
INTERNET POKERS: sorry, i'm a station
Dealer: RS_Hustla has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: RS_Hustla has requested TIME
NeedUrRent (Observer): good hand to open your
table on pokers
RS_Hustla: IM REPORTING THIS TO FULL TILT
WTF IS THAT
RS_Hustla: NO ONE CAN FUKN CALL WITH J
HIGH
RS_Hustla: THIS BS
RS_Hustla: I DONT BELIEVE THIS MAN
RS_Hustla: WTF
Dealer: RS_Hustla has timed out
Dealer: INTERNET POKERS wins the pot ($20)
INTERNET POKERS: sorry
INTERNET POKERS: :x
RS_Hustla: IM REPORTING U
RS_Hustla: UR A FUKN CHEATER
NeedUrRent (Observer): your not gonna get far
don't waste your time
RS_Hustla: UR A FUKN PIECE OF %#@#
INTERNET POKERS: i'm sorry...
RS_Hustla: HOW THE $&$ DID U THINK J HIGH
WAS GOOD?
RS_Hustla: I WANNA KNO?
RS_Hustla: HOW
RS_Hustla: ?
NeedUrRent (Observer): soul read'n
RS_Hustla: THIS SHOULD BE AUTO MUCH
RS_Hustla: MUCK
RS_Hustla: WOW
INTERNET POKERS: i just clicked a button man i
dunno what i'm doing
NeedUrRent (Observer): haha
RS_Hustla: UR A FUKN LYING
NeedUrRent (Observer): plz 2p2 pokers
RS_Hustla: UR A FUKN RETARD
RS_Hustla: IM NEVER PLAYING U
RS_Hustla: UR FUKN CHEATING
RS_Hustla: THAT CALL IS IMPOSSSIBLE
RS_Hustla: I DONT BELIVE THIS &$##
INTERNET POKERS: happens, i got lucky
RS_Hustla: NO IT DOENST UR A FUKN HACKIN
AND CHEATING
RS_Hustla: R U THERE?
INTERNET POKERS: yeah
INTERNET POKERS: i dunno what to tell you man
RS_Hustla: HOW DID U THINK U WERE GOOD
??
RS_Hustla: PLZ EXPLAIN
INTERNET POKERS: spidey senses
RS_Hustla: UR GONNA GET BANNED FOR
CHEATING
RS_Hustla: NO I DONT BELIEVE U
INTERNET POKERS: don't do that, cmon
RS_Hustla: NOPE
RS_Hustla: UR GETTING REPORED
RS_Hustla: GIVE ME ALL MY FUKN CHIPS BACK
INTERNET POKERS: i've already apologized
RS_Hustla (Observer): NOPE
INTERNET POKERS: ok, well, gl
RS_Hustla (Observer): GL U FUKN CHEATER
HOPE UR ACCOUT GETS BANNED
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:36 AM   #2
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

SICK
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:37 AM   #3
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

Amazing. I aspire to one day make such a call.
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:38 AM   #4
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

lol nice one jingo
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:40 AM   #5
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

give him his chips back u ****in cheater
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:40 AM   #6
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

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INTERNET POKERS: i just clicked a button man i dunno what i'm doing
perfect
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:41 AM   #7
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

SICK

1. This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes.
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:41 AM   #8
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

OMG
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:43 AM   #9
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high



jim mcmanus? (i know it was actually queen high but still high larious)
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:43 AM   #10
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

can you send me the hacks?
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:45 AM   #11
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

[x] spidey senses
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:47 AM   #12
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

jesus this is amazing, gj
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:49 AM   #13
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

about 25 minutes later, nobody was sitting on the table until a new player joins

no joke:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7679856627: Table Flame (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:47:33 ET - 2008/08/17
Seat 1: INTERNET POKERS ($4,876.50)
Seat 2: Johnnyk91 ($633.75)
INTERNET POKERS posts the small blind of $10
Johnnyk91 posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to INTERNET POKERS [5c 6c]
RS_Hustla (Observer): DONT PLAY HIM
INTERNET POKERS raises to $40
Johnnyk91 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qc 4s 5d]
RS_Hustla (Observer): HE IS A CHEATER AND A HACKER
Johnnyk91 checks
RS_Hustla (Observer): JOHNNYK91
INTERNET POKERS bets $45
Johnnyk91 folds
Uncalled bet of $45 returned to INTERNET POKERS
INTERNET POKERS mucks
INTERNET POKERS wins the pot ($79.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $80 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc 4s 5d]
Seat 1: INTERNET POKERS (small blind) collected ($79.50), mucked
Seat 2: Johnnyk91 (big blind) folded on the Flop


Dealer: Hand #7679862936
RS_Hustla (Observer): he jus called me on the
river for 1300 bucks with J HIGH!!!
Dealer: Johnnyk91 wins the pot ($20)
Dealer: Hand #7679863919
RS_Hustla (Observer): JOHNNYK91 R U
LISTINING MAN
Dealer: INTERNET POKERS has 15 seconds left
to act
Johnnyk91: thats ok
Dealer: INTERNET POKERS wins the pot
($119.50)
RS_Hustla (Observer): HE CALLED ME ON THE
RIVER I BEAT 1300 BUCKS AND HE CALLED
WITH J HIGH
Dealer: Hand #7679872189
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:50 AM   #14
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

standard.
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:50 AM   #15
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

bahahahahha INTERNET POKERS is the master of inducing tilt imo. Very similar to the reaction stevesbets had against him. The apology and the spidey sense comment were excellent.
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:53 AM   #16
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

but how much did you loose making J-High calls until this hand?
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:55 AM   #17
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lol
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:55 AM   #18
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so amazing, huge brag
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:56 AM   #19
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sickaments.
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:57 AM   #20
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Awesome.
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:57 AM   #21
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

Haha I was randomly watching when I saw this hand come up it was a crazy call and even better flip out after. I should have checked here first before telling twoplustwo about it tho...

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=277291
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Old 08-17-2008, 12:58 AM   #22
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god i wish this was a call against stevebets

can u imagine???
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:02 AM   #23
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Re: no one can fukn call with j high

Quote:
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RS_Hustla (Observer): HE CALLED ME ON THE
RIVER I BEAT 1300 BUCKS AND HE CALLED
WITH J HIGH
This is amazing.
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:02 AM   #24
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god i wish this was a call against Phil Hellmuth

can u imagine???
FYP
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Old 08-17-2008, 01:12 AM   #25
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You're sick. vnh
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