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09-13-2017 , 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by andy19137
You have a serious talent for writing sir, thanks for posting.

I think he's the best writer I've come across on this site, he's like a more degenerate version of Hunter Thompson, a working class HST.
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09-13-2017 , 12:27 PM
gold Jerry.. gold
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09-13-2017 , 01:35 PM
I am in awe of your writing ability. Truly inspired.
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09-13-2017 , 03:20 PM
Wow. Jesus. Thanks guys!

I forget that it makes me happy when I write something that I like, and that feeling is multiplied tenfold if someone else likes it.

That's the last big story btw. There's a few little ones that aren't nearly as eventful that I'll try to wrap up in one shot at some point.
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09-13-2017 , 03:39 PM
I can't remember if you wrote it already, but I assume you now stay away from meth. How long has it been? Is it a struggle?
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09-13-2017 , 03:45 PM
One of the things that makes this story such a treat for me is that I sense an ambiguous feeling about your adventure, SJ. On one hand I think you are proud of yourself for pulling this off, especially given the state you were in at the time. Hell, who wouldn't be? On the other hand, though, it seems that you perfectly realize that you made so many -EV decisions. And what if they had measured a slightly higher alcohol level?

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to sound like that judge. It's just that you seem a bit like a wise, old man who appreciates the yolo'ing he has done but wouldn't go through this again for anything in the world.
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09-13-2017 , 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I can't remember if you wrote it already, but I assume you now stay away from meth. How long has it been? Is it a struggle?
I quit meth 11 years ago when I moved to New England. This area of the country sort of dodged the Meth Scourge in favor of getting an early start on the Opioid Crisis. Really, it was the alcohol that always got me in trouble. I was not able to quit drinking until 7 months ago today, and it remains in doubt whether that will be permanent or not.

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Originally Posted by Sheep86
One of the things that makes this story such a treat for me is that I sense an ambiguous feeling about your adventure, SJ. On one hand I think you are proud of yourself for pulling this off, especially given the state you were in at the time. Hell, who wouldn't be? On the other hand, though, it seems that you perfectly realize that you made so many -EV decisions. And what if they had measured a slightly higher alcohol level?

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to sound like that judge. It's just that you seem a bit like a wise, old man who appreciates the yolo'ing he has done but wouldn't go through this again for anything in the world.
Sheep, the moral of the last story is that I did some really stupid things, then I compounded them by doing more really stupid things, then I got incredibly lucky, and after all that I learned nothing, at least in the short term.
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09-13-2017 , 04:34 PM
well ****ing played (in a weird way) SJ!


how did the bailiff not find your bag of PEDs when taking all of your possessions?
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09-13-2017 , 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Sheep, the moral of the last story is that I did some really stupid things, then I compounded them by doing more really stupid things, then I got incredibly lucky, and after all that I learned nothing, at least in the short term.
D'oh!
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09-13-2017 , 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
well ****ing played (in a weird way) SJ!


how did the bailiff not find your bag of PEDs when taking all of your possessions?
Having already hit my idiot quota for the day, I left the gack at home.
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09-13-2017 , 11:49 PM
Just when I was within a whisker of leaving this site forever and not looking back, haven't posted in months or logged in for weeks and then I come across this Hunter Thompson-esque masterpiece that gives me a tiny glimmer of hope for the human race.

Well done sir.
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09-14-2017 , 02:45 AM
Read all of your entries, damn good read, moar pls
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09-15-2017 , 01:06 PM
Great read.

What actually caused you to leave Vegas though??
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09-15-2017 , 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
Great read.

What actually caused you to leave Vegas though??
Thanks man!

Just a combination of incentives and disincentives added up and got me to leave. I have to save the details for the epilogue, though, as I'm almost out of stuff that happened.
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09-16-2017 , 01:00 AM
epilogue! epic log! epic

can't wait
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10-27-2017 , 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I can't remember if you wrote it already, but I assume you now stay away from meth. How long has it been? Is it a struggle?
Suitedjucie what is meth? Am from UK and we don't have it over here, we have crack which is basically cocaine heated up in a spoon with water and citrus which turns into a rock which you then smoke in a pipe for a intense high

Having conversation with a friend and he said meth was basically just speed cooked up into a rock and smoked? How would you describe the rush when you light up the pipe? With crack it is a intense high for about 5 minutes that then fades and leaves you wanting more and thinking everything out to get you....
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10-27-2017 , 04:25 PM
citrus and water sounds healthy, i dont know
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10-27-2017 , 04:37 PM
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Suitedjucie what is meth? Am from UK and we don't have it over here, we have crack which is basically cocaine heated up in a spoon with water and citrus which turns into a rock which you then smoke in a pipe for a intense high

Having conversation with a friend and he said meth was basically just speed cooked up into a rock and smoked? How would you describe the rush when you light up the pipe? With crack it is a intense high for about 5 minutes that then fades and leaves you wanting more and thinking everything out to get you....


Methamphetamine is chemically and functionally different from cocaine. The high lasts a lot longer in just about any application. It was used by the military on both sides in World War II--soldiers could stay awake longer and march further on less food. After the war some of the guys brought it into professional sports, and major leaguers were using it for a while before it was banned.

It was also sold over the counter as a diet pill--probably the most effective diet pill ever made.

Any paranoia comes more from staying up for days at a time than from the drug itself.
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11-05-2017 , 03:00 AM
MTT,

This isn't your thread. It is currently a really good thread dedicated to OP and discussions about OP. It is not about you (or anyone else) being a life nit. If you would like to post about you being a life nit please find another thread (preferably on another site) to post in.

Consider this first and final warning for derailing the thread.
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11-05-2017 , 05:48 AM
My bad. I thought this was a general nit tales thread (sort of like the degen stories).
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11-05-2017 , 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
MTT,

This isn't your thread. It is currently a really good thread dedicated to OP and discussions about OP. It is not about you (or anyone else) being a life nit. If you would like to post about you being a life nit please find another thread (preferably in another universe) to post in.

Consider this first and final warning for derailing the thread.
fyp

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My bad. I thought this was a general nit tales thread (sort of like the degen stories).
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...nitty-1254631/
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11-05-2017 , 01:03 PM
hai mtt
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11-05-2017 , 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Got it. That's what I meant to look for. Could you please move my posts there?
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11-05-2017 , 07:37 PM
moved
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11-07-2017 , 05:02 PM
Never read this thread sounds like it is well worth a read have bookmarked for free time®
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