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06-07-2018 , 09:17 AM

#26

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

U da man Carl! We need pics of hookers and blow. Or just random pics of ladies admiring the guns at least.

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06-07-2018 , 09:47 AM

#27

Carl Trooper

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,681

I think I will do some photos of the trip. Never really have done that sort of thing.
Any other of you jabronis playing? I land June 29th. I’m hopping in the 1k turbo bounty

Plan on scooping that, and then wining the 1k bracelet event also that day. Clearing 400k first 24 hours. LOCK IT UP

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06-07-2018 , 04:31 PM

#28

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

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06-08-2018 , 08:06 AM

#29

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

lock it up

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06-09-2018 , 01:59 PM

#30

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Carl Trooper was a man
Carl Trooper had a plan
Carl Trooper wanted dough
Carl Trooper made it though
Carl Trooper, main event?
Carl Trooper *pitches tent*

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06-25-2018 , 01:42 AM

#31

Carl Trooper

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So winning the Foxwoods satty wasn’t enough.
Drove down to SugarHouse Casino in PA to play the 100k gtd they have (same exact one I chopped 1 month ago, brag) and we just did an ICM chop 20 handed. Was going to probably give some nerds a swirly but decided to agree to the chop and take it easy on them.

I can’t be stopped. Hop on the trooper express, because this train has no brakes. Alllllll aboard to Las Vegas this Friday!

Cya nerds soon.

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06-25-2018 , 02:34 AM

#32

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

ICM @ 20 hands?

weak.

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06-25-2018 , 06:33 AM

#33

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

does this mean 20 people chopped? Or 10 people 20 hands?

either way **** you

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06-25-2018 , 06:35 AM

#34

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

ICM @ 20 hands?

weak.

Any chop pre FT is weak imo.

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06-25-2018 , 07:07 AM

#35

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I'll wait for Mr H0rus take on this. There are a lot of live tax complications in american casinos. Maybe its even +EV to chop outside FT cos of this.

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06-25-2018 , 07:08 AM

#36

Carl Trooper

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Originally Posted by FranFran

does this mean 20 people chopped? Or 10 people 20 hands?

either way **** you

10 way

And no taxes are being paid
Horus can suck it

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06-25-2018 , 07:34 AM

#37

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Horus won’t be happy

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06-25-2018 , 08:10 AM

#38

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Not surprised that the weak don't pay their taxes.

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06-25-2018 , 09:32 PM

#39

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Pretty sure not paying your taxes is a certified bannable offense in BBV these days.

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06-26-2018 , 12:28 PM

#40

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

What’s next? Not staying fed? BBV anarchy!!

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06-26-2018 , 03:14 PM

#41

Carl Trooper

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Originally Posted by robert_utk

What’s next? Not staying fed? BBV anarchy!!

What’s next is I head to Vegas Friday to crack some skulls!!

Any of you mouth breathers want to join me let me know.

I’ll try not to spill a beer on your pocket protector while you analyze how + Ev It is

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06-26-2018 , 04:45 PM

#42

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Carl at some point you have to go legit and pay those taxes.

Theres only 2 outcomes in the criminal lifestyle!

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06-26-2018 , 05:35 PM

#43

robert_utk

Not From the UK

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Well gotta crack those skulls...

GL Carl!

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06-27-2018 , 09:41 PM

#44

Carl Trooper

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,681

This is what success looks like.

As I sit on my throne, I grow stronger and stronger each day. Every nerd I have ever crushed gets warped into my crystal ball, where their souls fly around for all eternity.

Who is safe? No one. Get in my way, get obliterated.

Who will be the next sacrifice for the Unicorn King?

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06-27-2018 , 11:14 PM

#45

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Is that the shirt Rupert wore on survivor?

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06-28-2018 , 01:20 AM

#46

dellerrrr

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 117

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Is that the shirt Rupert wore on survivor?

Thats the best reference Ive heard in some time.
If Carl goes deep and gets ME coverage this will be great for poker.

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06-28-2018 , 02:54 AM

#47

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

So winning the Foxwoods satty wasn’t enough.
Drove down to SugarHouse Casino in PA to play the 100k gtd they have (same exact one I chopped 1 month ago, brag) and we just did an ICM chop 20 handed. Was going to probably give some nerds a swirly but decided to agree to the chop and take it easy on them.

I can’t be stopped. Hop on the trooper express, because this train has no brakes. Alllllll aboard to Las Vegas this Friday!

Cya nerds soon.

lolk