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05-30-2018 , 01:22 PM
Scott blubstein and Joe McNeverseensunlight move over.

The next WSOP champ is here. The smooth shaven alpha male with the 19” pythons will be on top of the poker world this summer. It’s time for you nerds to stop watching strategy videos and focus in on true talent. Someone you can respect and brag to the girlfriend about.

This Sunday I go to Foxwoods to win my main event seat. Anyone that crosses my path will be obliterated.

Brag: I will be the next WSOP main event champion
Beat : your face in if you try to stop me
Variance : EAD
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05-30-2018 , 01:33 PM
down to crossbook OP
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05-30-2018 , 01:33 PM
Brag: you ll be the champ
Variance: not sure abt the event tho
Beat: H0rus will take care of your taxes

Glgl

Envoyé de mon SM-A510F en utilisant Tapatalk
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05-30-2018 , 05:24 PM
Respect for the Trooper

GL sir
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05-30-2018 , 07:22 PM
Do the thing

Play the thing

????

Profit
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06-04-2018 , 12:36 AM
What’s up fish.

Just came down and won the $250 satty Saturday for the $1200 satty today. Just won my 12k package.

Ship it. Going to the main event. #GetOutOfTheWayNerds
#KingCarlIsHere #YoureAVirgin #MakeBBVGreatAgain
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06-04-2018 , 12:38 AM
YESSSS!!!!
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06-04-2018 , 12:46 AM
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06-04-2018 , 01:34 AM
Main event champ confirmed

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06-04-2018 , 06:48 AM
you are one weird thumber sir, gl
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06-04-2018 , 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper
fyp
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06-04-2018 , 03:07 PM
Also you paid zero taxes OP. H0RUS?
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06-04-2018 , 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Also you paid zero taxes OP. H0RUS?
No taxes on it. It’s a 10k seat Foxwoods bought me into. And gave me 2k for travel.

And if they even attempted to take a single dollar for taxes, I would have drop kicked the teller
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06-04-2018 , 05:30 PM
What does the "J." stand for?
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06-04-2018 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
What does the "J." stand for?
Perfect
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06-04-2018 , 05:59 PM
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06-04-2018 , 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Also you paid zero taxes OP. H0RUS?
OP isnt paying taxes

sounds like a choice to me

Spoiler:
a wrong one
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06-05-2018 , 11:31 PM
Sounds like a choice.
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06-05-2018 , 11:48 PM
GL OP!

Wait until *after* you are world champion to do the smashing with the pythons!
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06-06-2018 , 04:46 PM
OP the way to be the champ is as follows:

Try to sell the ticket for hookers and blow.

Then have your friend convince you otherwise and pick up half your action.

Unfortunately, he blows his money on hookers (and blow).

Now you have no choice but to play the World Series, bring your dad and profit.

Good luck sir!
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06-07-2018 , 12:07 AM
did op get infracted for saying ead cuz i got infracted
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06-07-2018 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by 24our
did op get infracted for saying ead cuz i got infracted

Hope you get infracted again. Get out of my thread. This is a champs thread. No zeros allowed.
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06-07-2018 , 01:03 AM
GL Carl. Make us proud!
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06-07-2018 , 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by swissodds

LOL
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