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01-18-2019 , 10:50 AM

#726

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

^ Mr Sammy I am in awe of this prediction. Unfortunately away from home against the number two team in the competition this may be hard to achieve.

Well, Melbourne was also #2 last time you beat them away from Westpac, and you're a better team now. Sammy believes in you.

01-18-2019 , 11:09 AM

#727

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Sluts are 0-3. Need to works on the fellatios obv.

01-18-2019 , 11:34 AM

#728

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i got g checked at the jorb today, repercussion will be very unpleasant

Someone flex nuts on you bro?

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Wots a g check precious?

CAN'T WAIT FOR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Gay check

I laff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Gonorrhea check.

I LAFF TWICE

01-18-2019 , 11:38 AM

#729

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you frid-

just kidding luv u flyday

01-18-2019 , 11:40 AM

#730

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Today is a day

01-18-2019 , 11:42 AM

#731

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Gilligan Gigglin' Gonorrhea Gamblin'

01-18-2019 , 11:46 AM

#732

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Gilligan was tappin dat ass, and Peofessor had the coconut penicillin cure, obv.

01-18-2019 , 11:49 AM

#733

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

She used her coconuts to make that penis-illin cure with penicillin

01-18-2019 , 12:27 PM

#734

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,994

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Well, Melbourne was also #2 last time you beat them away from Westpac, and you're a better team now. Sammy believes in you.

Perth Glory still better...

01-18-2019 , 12:28 PM

#735

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,994

01-18-2019 , 12:54 PM

#736

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,994

They're talking about you Sammy...

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=180

01-18-2019 , 01:22 PM

#737

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

**** you frid-

just kidding luv u flyday

So you didn't get grounded by Dadstar!

01-18-2019 , 02:13 PM

#738

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,994

He was punished.

01-18-2019 , 02:13 PM

#739

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,994

I'm shocked that the tax man didn't ask SJ what his profits were after tax...

01-18-2019 , 03:00 PM

#740

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

They're talking about you Sammy...

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=180

Some weird old dude Sammy doesn't know. It's probably a Morph gimmick

01-18-2019 , 03:05 PM

#741

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Assamy gimmicks are hansomer versions of Assamy.

01-18-2019 , 03:06 PM

#742

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Also, Sammy is semi drunk, and forced to watch the Danish X Factor that starts now, because his 17 yo cousin made it through to the televised auditions. She's a garet singet but Sammy hates that showl.

01-18-2019 , 03:07 PM

#743

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Shut up Robert, Sammy is still mad at you for not being from the UK.

01-18-2019 , 03:14 PM

#744

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

It’s OK. USA#1 will still save Sammy when WWIII happens.

01-18-2019 , 03:16 PM

#745

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

nice

01-18-2019 , 03:34 PM

#746

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

So you didn't get grounded by Dadstar!

Wait for it...

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

He was punished.

...he basically banned me 100,000 times. I am no longer here. I am speaking from beyond the grave. I am ungrateful son. Isn't that a CCR song?

01-18-2019 , 03:35 PM

#747

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

She's a great signet Sammy?

01-18-2019 , 03:36 PM

#748

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Played mtt after few weeks. 2nd in 33$ 6max hyper.

Lost straight vs set on turn HU. River paired.

1000$, could be 1700 but I was short all final table and entered HU 80k vs 700k

if I won that hand would chip lead.

Ok fraidai i will drink your ass