TOwned was the only right one.
As in the only one that rhymed? I disagree sir. Bastowned, groaned. Many were a little stretchy, such as jacksowned, fancy play syndrowned, home al-owned, etc., but I still felt were noteworthy. One at least, was a huge stinker, rogai-owned, which did not rhyme and was not funny. But hey, Ro-OWMED wasn't built in a day.
So yes, I pushed the envelope with some of them, but such is the pursuit of BBV greatness to which I strive and most often fall short.
Now, to keep this thread alive, it must degenerate into a flame war about who is the better PWNER.