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06-12-2006 , 04:12 AM

#326

T_Mac

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,939

????????????

OOPS

--------->

negrOWNED + student L0WN3D!

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06-12-2006 , 04:53 AM

#327

Swax

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 377

how about TOWNED Loc?

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06-12-2006 , 05:10 AM

#328

Spechel EDD

CONFIRMED GIRL IRL

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this thread is horrible after the first page

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06-12-2006 , 06:56 AM

#329

skoal2k4

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,124

Gotta keep this thread alive!

Emma WatsOWN3D!!!

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06-12-2006 , 07:04 AM

#330

Kilillan

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this thread is horrible after the first page

well, it was hilarious for like 4 pages, then turned mediocre, and the last 20 pages suck basically.

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06-12-2006 , 07:18 AM

#331

jerome baker

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 264

what bout that mofo frank quattrOWNED.

jerome baker.

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06-12-2006 , 11:28 AM

#332

poker_n00b

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,592

its like u are looking for trouble. just check in the and check fold all the way. u ll find better spots.

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06-12-2006 , 12:00 PM

#333

JJGD83

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 213

I'm glad that I am the standard horrible poster to compare to.
BTW.....this should have stopped 10s of pages ago, and mine are not as bad as some of the crap on here now.

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06-12-2006 , 12:07 PM

#334

DING-DONG YO

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,616

JJ, would you like some cheese to go with that...

Whine-PWMED!!!!!!!!!!!

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06-12-2006 , 12:32 PM

#335

tom10167

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06-12-2006 , 01:00 PM

#336

nath

the second coming of the second coming

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this thread is horrible after the first page

well, it was hilarious for like 4 pages, then turned mediocre, and the last 20 pages suck basically.

The problem is people don't understand that whatever they use has to RHYME with "own", not be spelled "own".

Good: RAMBOWNED
Bad: CLOWNED

etc. etc.

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06-12-2006 , 01:08 PM

#337

7n7

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,463

Edgar Allen Pwned!!

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06-12-2006 , 01:09 PM

#338

Greenfield

banned

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,566

My pictures all rule, yes even the GLORY HOLE pic. The last couple of pages are complete BS.

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06-12-2006 , 01:10 PM

#339

kidcolin

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nath said it. That's how "Jimmy Johnsowned" started the suck train going, and then some genius tried Indiana Jowned. And albert einstowned.. oh boy.

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06-12-2006 , 01:20 PM

#340

B00T

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 5,246

ICHIROWNED

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06-12-2006 , 01:41 PM

#341

SteamingFish

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 361

Dethrpwned.

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06-12-2006 , 02:06 PM

#342

DING-DONG YO

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this thread is horrible after the first page

well, it was hilarious for like 4 pages, then turned mediocre, and the last 20 pages suck basically.

The problem is people don't understand that whatever they use has to RHYME with "own", not be spelled "own".

Good: RAMBOWNED
Bad: CLOWNED

etc. etc.

well, it could be spelled with OWN. The problem is that all of the ones that do spell own have sucked.

Oh, and anyone who repeats one that was done before really sucks.

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06-12-2006 , 02:46 PM

#343

nath

the second coming of the second coming

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well, it could be spelled with OWN. The problem is that all of the ones that do spell own have sucked.

It doesn't work all that well if the pronounciation is off. It could be that I'm more aural than most people, but I'm pretty sure it's more important to rhyme than have the same spelling.

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06-12-2006 , 02:56 PM

#344

DING-DONG YO

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well, it could be spelled with OWN. The problem is that all of the ones that do spell own have sucked.

It doesn't work all that well if the pronounciation is off. It could be that I'm more aural than most people, but I'm pretty sure it's more important to rhyme than have the same spelling.

Agreed, my fellow connoisseur of the PWNED thread. My only point was that it could be spelled that way. Rhyming is most assuredly more important though.

So, to celebrate the fact that we are snobs and have come to this conclusion, do you have any

grey-poo-PWNED!?!?!?!?!?!

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06-12-2006 , 02:59 PM

#345

kidcolin

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DDY,

your assertion that rhyming is most important, combined with all your examples throughout this thread, is pretty amusing.

TOwned was the only right one.

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06-12-2006 , 03:03 PM

#346

DING-DONG YO

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TOwned was the only right one.

As in the only one that rhymed? I disagree sir. Bastowned, groaned. Many were a little stretchy, such as jacksowned, fancy play syndrowned, home al-owned, etc., but I still felt were noteworthy. One at least, was a huge stinker, rogai-owned, which did not rhyme and was not funny. But hey, Ro-OWMED wasn't built in a day.

So yes, I pushed the envelope with some of them, but such is the pursuit of BBV greatness to which I strive and most often fall short.

Now, to keep this thread alive, it must degenerate into a flame war about who is the better PWNER.

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06-12-2006 , 03:29 PM

#347

woodguy

Pooh-Bah

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06-12-2006 , 03:31 PM

#348

Swax

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 377

* sigh *

Dale DaBOWNED...

It had to be done...

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06-12-2006 , 04:11 PM

#349

Johnny#5

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 419

silicowned.

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06-12-2006 , 04:31 PM

#350

ddubois

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Rhyming is reasonably important. But I would be OK with submissions that don't really have the "own" sound nailed, but do have a heavy and amusing 'owned' subject matter.

Headshots of random people with an 'o' sound in their name are awful, completely devoid of any humor, and they need to be stopped. Show me Stallone knocking someone out in a Rocky movie (or better yet, getting smashed in the face), not a lame picture of him staring into a camera in a glamour shot.

This is kind of lame:

but it's still way better than:

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