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Old 06-12-2006, 04:12 AM   #326
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Re: new buddy


????????????

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Old 06-12-2006, 04:53 AM   #327
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how about TOWNED Loc?

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Old 06-12-2006, 05:10 AM   #328
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this thread is horrible after the first page
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Old 06-12-2006, 06:56 AM   #329
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Gotta keep this thread alive!

Emma WatsOWN3D!!!

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Old 06-12-2006, 07:04 AM   #330
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this thread is horrible after the first page
well, it was hilarious for like 4 pages, then turned mediocre, and the last 20 pages suck basically.
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Old 06-12-2006, 07:18 AM   #331
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what bout that mofo frank quattrOWNED.

jerome baker.
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:28 AM   #332
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its like u are looking for trouble. just check in the and check fold all the way. u ll find better spots.
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Old 06-12-2006, 12:00 PM   #333
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I'm glad that I am the standard horrible poster to compare to.
BTW.....this should have stopped 10s of pages ago, and mine are not as bad as some of the crap on here now.
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Old 06-12-2006, 12:07 PM   #334
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JJ, would you like some cheese to go with that...

Whine-PWMED!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-12-2006, 12:32 PM   #335
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Old 06-12-2006, 01:00 PM   #336
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this thread is horrible after the first page
well, it was hilarious for like 4 pages, then turned mediocre, and the last 20 pages suck basically.
The problem is people don't understand that whatever they use has to RHYME with "own", not be spelled "own".

Good: RAMBOWNED
Bad: CLOWNED

etc. etc.
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Old 06-12-2006, 01:08 PM   #337
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Edgar Allen Pwned!!

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Old 06-12-2006, 01:09 PM   #338
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My pictures all rule, yes even the GLORY HOLE pic. The last couple of pages are complete BS.
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Old 06-12-2006, 01:10 PM   #339
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nath said it. That's how "Jimmy Johnsowned" started the suck train going, and then some genius tried Indiana Jowned. And albert einstowned.. oh boy.
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Old 06-12-2006, 01:20 PM   #340
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ICHIROWNED
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Old 06-12-2006, 01:41 PM   #341
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Dethrpwned.

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Old 06-12-2006, 02:06 PM   #342
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this thread is horrible after the first page
well, it was hilarious for like 4 pages, then turned mediocre, and the last 20 pages suck basically.
The problem is people don't understand that whatever they use has to RHYME with "own", not be spelled "own".

Good: RAMBOWNED
Bad: CLOWNED

etc. etc.
well, it could be spelled with OWN. The problem is that all of the ones that do spell own have sucked.

Oh, and anyone who repeats one that was done before really sucks.
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Old 06-12-2006, 02:46 PM   #343
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well, it could be spelled with OWN. The problem is that all of the ones that do spell own have sucked.
It doesn't work all that well if the pronounciation is off. It could be that I'm more aural than most people, but I'm pretty sure it's more important to rhyme than have the same spelling.
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Old 06-12-2006, 02:56 PM   #344
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well, it could be spelled with OWN. The problem is that all of the ones that do spell own have sucked.
It doesn't work all that well if the pronounciation is off. It could be that I'm more aural than most people, but I'm pretty sure it's more important to rhyme than have the same spelling.
Agreed, my fellow connoisseur of the PWNED thread. My only point was that it could be spelled that way. Rhyming is most assuredly more important though.

So, to celebrate the fact that we are snobs and have come to this conclusion, do you have any

grey-poo-PWNED!?!?!?!?!?!

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Old 06-12-2006, 02:59 PM   #345
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DDY,

your assertion that rhyming is most important, combined with all your examples throughout this thread, is pretty amusing.

TOwned was the only right one.
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:03 PM   #346
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As in the only one that rhymed? I disagree sir. Bastowned, groaned. Many were a little stretchy, such as jacksowned, fancy play syndrowned, home al-owned, etc., but I still felt were noteworthy. One at least, was a huge stinker, rogai-owned, which did not rhyme and was not funny. But hey, Ro-OWMED wasn't built in a day.

So yes, I pushed the envelope with some of them, but such is the pursuit of BBV greatness to which I strive and most often fall short.

Now, to keep this thread alive, it must degenerate into a flame war about who is the better PWNER.
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:29 PM   #347
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:31 PM   #348
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* sigh *

Dale DaBOWNED...



It had to be done...
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Old 06-12-2006, 04:11 PM   #349
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Old 06-12-2006, 04:31 PM   #350
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Rhyming is reasonably important. But I would be OK with submissions that don't really have the "own" sound nailed, but do have a heavy and amusing 'owned' subject matter.

Headshots of random people with an 'o' sound in their name are awful, completely devoid of any humor, and they need to be stopped. Show me Stallone knocking someone out in a Rocky movie (or better yet, getting smashed in the face), not a lame picture of him staring into a camera in a glamour shot.

This is kind of lame:

but it's still way better than:
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