OP I think you will find no one anyone gives a fk about bad beat stories. Now if you are actually post strajetic hands in the right place you will get good advice. Bad Beats nope. No one cares
Calling off 350 buy-ins with just two pair is probably not a good idea when there are straight possibilities out there. But no worries, the anger will go away at some point. And remember: you don't have to pay taxes on your losses.
Agreed, max I'm comfortable losing with two pair is 349 buy ins.