I haven't gotten to play at all in 2 weeks. Missin it so bad right now. But have to work next 3 nights and am busy all next 2 weekends. Wishing I could call out a night to play. I wanted to ask BBV for suggestions to tell my employer tomorrow night so I can go play at Mohegan Sun 1/1.

Phone in sick is the obvious one.

Ebola FTW. Or STD from EAD obv.

kill your boss obvs

Be careful. A friend of mine did the "call out sick" routine, hit a big night at the poker table, and then bragged about it on FaceBook. He must have forgotten his boss was his Facebook friend. Put it this way: he has plenty of time for poker now...

depends on what you do. if your in the food industry ,call in with the ****s ( pooping uncontrolably). that was one i always used and you can use it over and over. if you work a reg job then use anything as long as your not the worst employee in the world you wont get fired no matter what they say. or just tell em your ghey and u have to ead.

Ever heard of Darwin?

tell him that you want to go play poker at Mohegan Sun 1/1.

get a real job?

Just tell your boss you need to go play at Mohegan Sun 1/1, bighitter. She'll understand.

my boss is a woman

I'm gonna be the one to call you out on this.. There is no way its true...


Unless you could post pics

Pics of boss woman or gtfo.

you know hot it works OP, now when you mentioned it, pics or you know what to do..

pics or it didnt happen

I cant put her out on the internet like that. But she is Portugese, and very hot. wish I could show you

If she seems sex-starved, you could just **** her right in the pussy as a way of being allowed time off work for poker.

Well OP, I don't think it would do you any good to get time off to go play poker because a situation is eventually bound to come up where you are going to have to grab your balls and make a move for all your chips and frankly I just don't think you have a pair of balls to do that with and if you do they are very tiny, hence "not putting her out there like that" or "no, im not going to **** her right in the pussy are you crazy?"....I mean come on you're asking for advice from BBV on how you should ask for time of from work to play poker and then saying you wont post picks of your hot portuguese boss that obviously wants the D from a man that you arent even close to being a 1/4 of....Jesus h. Christmas you are such a little bitch man the **** up please!

LOL@Work. Wanking, Porn and Poker...Get a real life.

well.....the only way now op to redeem yourself would be to **** your boss and post it on 2+2. then go in her purse and steal 40 dollars or pounds or where the **** ever your at , and buy into the big 1/1 game youve been dreaming about and open shove the first hand blind and repeat until busto... only then will you have great big balls and not be a little pussy.

This thread has truly delivered. +1

Im at work. I didn't have the balls to call off. I might be leaving here for new job soon, and didnt want to leave on a bad note.

I like the 1/1 as its a friendly game

fyp

ok your on. next tuesday evening, i will update when i arrive on this thread if anyone wants to be present at MS 1/1 table...I will be in pittsburgh pirates hat. I will open shove my first 3 $40 buyins continuously until over $300 or busto. That would be 3 all-in wins against opponents who cover with random ATC vs probably strong or at least high card (a,k) holdings I'm trying to beat. However I can't expect to win forever, so if I hit $300 i quit and sit deep on the 1/1 as usual.