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10-04-2016 , 12:19 PM

#201

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Kind of want to demod so I can get a Sammy ban...

10-04-2016 , 12:22 PM

#202

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Kind of want to demod so I can get a Sammy ban...

Sammy would never ban Waffle.

10-04-2016 , 01:26 PM

#203

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

TBH 30 days

feels like vacation

10-04-2016 , 01:30 PM

#204

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

I approve of this thread title.

10-04-2016 , 01:35 PM

#205

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I'm pretty sure that's Trump.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZMountainHiker

The Hildabeast has had people killed for far less than that, so I'd have to disagree

This not being the place for political type posts, I'll keep this short.

Dems are traditionally a bit lighter on crime (I believe though I may be wrong that they sponsored a "Criminal's Bill of Rights") whilst Republicans want as many people in jail as possible to make the for-profit prison industry (a large contributor to them) more money.

What I'm looking for is someone who will call the shooting of someone who wakes me up Justifiable Homicide and thus, not a crime at all.

10-04-2016 , 01:37 PM

#206

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

On top of being woke up by an illiterate ****bag who couldn't bother to read a two line craigslist ad, I also awoke to a marvelous and constant ringing in my ears

10-04-2016 , 01:38 PM

#207

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by 27offsuit

I approve of this thread title.

Yeah we don't have lame LC/NC titles like other forums...

also: Misson accomplished!

10-04-2016 , 01:40 PM

#208

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammies girl masturbating itt

10-04-2016 , 01:41 PM

#209

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

My Wednesday night gig better not cancel on me due to hurricane, if I have to go weeks w/o my stripper turned server rubbing herself all over me so I'll play songs she likes, everyone is gonna suffer...

10-04-2016 , 01:43 PM

#210

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Fran,

Your z and y keys seem to be misplaced...

10-04-2016 , 01:44 PM

#211

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

this would be too weird, for weird weird weaklings

Last edited by FranFran; 10-04-2016 at 01:46 PM. Reason: octopus probably use that one but he cant reach y with his small thumbs

10-04-2016 , 01:55 PM

#212

Don Trump

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 79

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Let's make prisons great again and let the prisoners pay for it!

10-04-2016 , 02:12 PM

#213

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Trump

Let's make prisons great again and let the prisoners pay for it!

Could you please clarify about how you will make prisons great? again? (was prison ever really great, am I missing out by being a free man?)

10-04-2016 , 02:17 PM

#214

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Trump

Let's make prisons great again and let the prisoners pay for it!

You haven't tweeted anything outrageous yet today, Donald. It's been eerily quiet. Better check your Blackberry. One of your staff may have taken it offline.

10-04-2016 , 02:23 PM

#215

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Speaking of Twatter, I followed Stephen King's son (author Joe Hill), and now three new 2nd tier horror writers are following me. But when I followed Stephen King himself, no joy.

10-04-2016 , 02:37 PM

#216

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

LOL ALERT!

Looking at International Football betting for the upcoming world cup qualifiers I decided to see what the odds on the 8 biggest longshots would be and what a $1 bet could earn me.
So I picked
San Marino +3300
Malta +4000
Andorra +4000
Bulgaria +1800
Gibraltar +2200
Bolivia +2300
Moldova +950
Liechtenstein +1200

Total Active Bets:1
Total Bet:$ 1.00
Total Potential Win:$ 81,822,352,247.00

Needles to say the infinite Spilmaks will be mine!

10-04-2016 , 02:56 PM

#217

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

At best you would own a sportsbook out of that deal. NTTAWWT

10-04-2016 , 02:58 PM

#218

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Taking 2 hours for lunch today. Had so little to do lately its kinda sick. Did one thing that took like half an hour and posted a few comments in assigned tasks. I don't forsee having anything else to do for today.

10-04-2016 , 03:10 PM

#219

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

At best you would own a sportsbook out of that deal. NTTAWWT

I know, and the last thing I would want is to own an online sportsbook that allows Americans, the sheer legal trouble around every corner is enough to make me cringe

10-04-2016 , 03:12 PM

#220

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

although, if I owned my book, I could change the button that simply says max with "spilmaks"

that would be worth it...

10-04-2016 , 03:16 PM

#221

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

I thought Spilmaks was play money

10-04-2016 , 03:20 PM

#222

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I thought Spilmaks was play money

As Sammy has pointed out Spilmaks means to bet the maximum.

Or in the weak sports betters terms to spill (lose) the maximum

10-04-2016 , 03:21 PM

#223

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

We have turned the Spilmak into a currency of our own creation here in the LC thread though, hence my particular usage of it in this instance

10-04-2016 , 03:32 PM

#224

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

So we're believing Sammy, now?

10-04-2016 , 04:15 PM

#225

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by 27offsuit

I approve of this thread title.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Yeah we don't have lame LC/NC titles like other forums...

also: Misson accomplished!

Damn I've been burned!

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