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10-03-2016 , 07:43 PM

#151

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Sammy asking for the temp ban hammer from King fish with his disrespectful Denmarkian discordance in my opinion

10-03-2016 , 07:45 PM

#152

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You don't tell Sammy to watch it. Sammy tells watch to you it, punk

fyp

10-03-2016 , 07:47 PM

#153

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Morph being weird again

10-03-2016 , 08:34 PM

#154

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You don't tell Sammy to watch it. Sammy tells you to watch it, punk

Fiddle trying to teach Sammy about betting, hahahahaha (Sammy laughing).

Sammy challenges all BBV mods to come play him, this is a poker forum after all. Maybe you could pool all your money together, and we could flip for 1 big blind. Weaklings

I'll play. Stars play money. You win an undertitle for this account or a punishment of my choosing.

Tbh will play you to if kf doesn't

10-03-2016 , 09:47 PM

#155

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

I'll play. Stars play money. You win an undertitle for this account or a punishment of my choosing.

Tbh will play you to if kf doesn't

HU4Undertitles

10-03-2016 , 09:53 PM

#156

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

and ill make that silly danishman with little thumbs my bitch

10-03-2016 , 10:00 PM

#157

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

We shall make it happen this week

10-03-2016 , 10:05 PM

#158

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

gonna have to figure out how to log into stars, haven't done that **** in a while

10-03-2016 , 10:35 PM

#159

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

U *******s gonna make dust off the poker software just to send a beat down to a bunch of bustos?

10-03-2016 , 11:08 PM

#160

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

busto? lol good one

10-03-2016 , 11:14 PM

#161

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

I don't play for spilmaks. I wager real currency like a real man.

10-03-2016 , 11:29 PM

#162

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's having smoked pepper mackerel and aquavit for breakfast like a real man. Sammy doesn't drink sissy-shots like the Fish. No work before wednesday. Beers will be drunk, money will be won.

Beer is for women. Craggoo is surprised that Sammy does not know this. Craggoo forgives Sammy for his transgression.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Sammy posted many times in a thead I created and now is posting in a thread named after me.

Sammy is the definition of Natamus' bitch. I like my little denmarkian biotch!

Craggoo thinks that urban dictionary needs a new term -- "Sammy" -> Example use : I pulled a Sammy today when my girlfriend said she was dumping me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Morph prolly has and already passed out from drinking two mass. I'm in Asia now so no day off with special thanks to Obama. I heard next Monday is some public holiday though

Craggoo dictates that it shall be illegal to take off a day from drinking thy sweet nectar. It has been decreed by Craggoo that no faithful citizen shall henceforth pass not a day without worshiping the potato (po-ta-tooooo).

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

heres one for you Nat just in case you dont make it to the steak fred

Needs more poo sauce

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Mr. Mr.mmmKay has been released. Mr. Mr.mmmKay was a first time offender and only recieved short temp-ban. Sammy advices Mr. Mr.mmmkay to learn from this experience, and be more respectful towards Sammy in the future.

Sammy does not deserve the respect of Mr.mmmkay when hes losing that money

Craggoo has spoken.

10-03-2016 , 11:34 PM

#163

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

gonna have to figure out how to log into stars, haven't done that **** in a while

Should be a d/l link in first post of high stakes thread in nvg if you don't have it.

10-03-2016 , 11:36 PM

#164

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Craggo is like herpes. You forget all about him even though he is lurking around and then BAM a big flare up of Craggo you can't control or contain

10-03-2016 , 11:38 PM

#165

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Should be a d/l link in first post of high stakes thread in nvg if you don't have it.

dafuq is that

10-03-2016 , 11:42 PM

#166

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Craggo is like herpes. You forget all about him even though he is lurking around and then BAM a big flare up of Craggo you can't control or contain

Craggoo is the cure to Sammy. Craggoo will forgive your blasphemy just this once because he is kind. Craggoo demands that you drink at least two (2) shots of the elixir of life (vokda) henceforth before passing into the dream realm. You must appease Craggoo for he is a kind God of Gods.

10-03-2016 , 11:44 PM

#167

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Does craggo want visual proof? Already had nearly a half 1/5 of rum

10-03-2016 , 11:51 PM

#168

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Does craggo want visual proof? Already had nearly a half 1/5 of rum

1/5 of of rum? Haha. That is Craggoo laughing at you. That's what Craggoo starts out with after work. You drink like Sammy. Craggoo is a kind God. He will give you one more chance to avenge yourself.

10-03-2016 , 11:59 PM

#169

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

1/5 of of rum? Haha. That is Craggoo laughing at you. That's what Craggoo starts out with after work. You drink like Sammy. Craggoo is a kind God. He will give you one more chance to avenge yourself.

Hey F You, Herp, I got a stomach issue and doctor says I'm not suppose to drink at all and yet I still aaaAAAAAaaaaAAAaaa with you all regularly because I'm not a no punk that listens to weak ass doctor from India

10-04-2016 , 12:02 AM

#170

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Hellooooooooooooo, India produces rice and curry. Indian doctors only work on the cure to post-curry runs. Craggoo eagerly awaits the cure.

10-04-2016 , 12:50 AM

#171

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

Craggoo is copying Sammy and talking in third person.

Craggoo is jealous.

Craggoo is sad that we have replaced him with a newer Danisher model.

10-04-2016 , 01:10 AM

#172

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Craggoo is copying Sammy and talking in third person.

Craggoo is jealous.

Craggoo is sad that we have replaced him with a newer Danisher model.

The only person that Craggoo copies is Craggoo and maybe Chuck Norris. The only two things Chuck Norris fears is his image in a pane of glass and Craggoo.

Sammy may be Danish but he's not a real man. Only pregnant women drink beer. That's been proven by science.

Fid is jealous of Craggoo and Sammy. Some day Mr. Fid, you might be numero infinito. Work hard. That is the key to hookers and blow. Craggoo will only teach you this one life lesson. Billionaires would blow their load to learn this secret. Keep it close to your moobs.