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10-01-2016 , 09:26 PM

#51

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

All my life I've been over the top
I don't know what I'm doing
All I know is I don't wanna stop

10-01-2016 , 09:29 PM

#52

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Managed to get Louisville +3 early in the week. Have all that manies on it. I ain't scerred.

10-01-2016 , 09:30 PM

#53

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

C-c-c-c-combo breaker

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 10-01-2016 at 09:30 PM. Reason: Dammit

10-01-2016 , 09:39 PM

#54

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

10-01-2016 , 09:40 PM

#55

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Yay, my friends (and KingFish) are here

10-01-2016 , 09:43 PM

#56

CigarDan

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Definite lack of slamable vag in this joint might be time to move down the road to the more upscale place

10-01-2016 , 09:45 PM

#57

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Now I scerred

10-01-2016 , 09:46 PM

#58

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Managed to get Louisville +3 early in the week. Have all that manies on it. I ain't scerred.

I wouldn't be worried with the higher ranked team getting three bonus points either

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

C-c-c-c-combo breaker

Lol no

10-01-2016 , 09:46 PM

#59

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

For the first time in like 2 weeks I'm not at a bar. Feels weird.

10-01-2016 , 09:47 PM

#60

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Now I scerred

Was typing last post and saw Clemson TD, don't wanna lol, but kinda wanna lol...

10-01-2016 , 09:48 PM

#61

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

For the first time in like 2 weeks I'm not at a bar. Feels weird.

Where do you live? I need to alert the authorities, it's for your own good...

10-01-2016 , 10:02 PM

#62

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Charleston, South Carolina. I need a drink. Losing all the spilmaks.

10-01-2016 , 10:23 PM

#63

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Charleston, South Carolina. I need a drink. Losing all the spilmaks.

Noooooooo!
Need to set up a gofundme page to help the KF regain the Spilmaks!

10-01-2016 , 10:25 PM

#64

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

You know, it wasn't too long ago when you could leave your bar stool tilted up against the side of he bar, go outside and smoke, and come back in and reclaim your spot at the bar.

Wtf happened to the world?

10-01-2016 , 10:28 PM

#65

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

LSU has granted me many Spilmaks, may have to sacrifice a SNG in their honor...

10-01-2016 , 10:30 PM

#66

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Woman just asked me a question in Spanish, I don't speak Spanish, but just answered her perfectly...
Night = Weird.
W/e

AAAAaaAaaaaAaaAaAAAA

10-01-2016 , 10:31 PM

#67

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Louisville does not seem focused on making the Spilmaks, shame on them

10-01-2016 , 10:34 PM

#68

CigarDan

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What is the Sammy gonna see when he logs in? If he has me blocked is there just gonna be like 10 posts on a single page for him?

10-01-2016 , 10:35 PM

#69

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

I have never blocked anyone so I have no idea how it really works.

10-01-2016 , 10:40 PM

#70

CigarDan

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Okay, almost ready to go to the next bar, gotta see if my friend needs a ride to the next watering hole then I'm off to the rich people bar. Gonna find that career oriented woman so I can be stay at home, video game playing husband, who cooks up ultimate stir fry and makes the fun sexy time.

10-01-2016 , 11:39 PM

#71

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

So far no good women, might pick up after midnight

10-01-2016 , 11:41 PM

#72

CigarDan

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Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

72 posts so far, I account for 44 of them, that might be excessive...

10-02-2016 , 12:05 AM

#73

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Hai new thead!

the new thead's title!

Also aaAAaaaaaAAAaAAAAAA

Maybe I should do a plate fashion show tomorrow?

10-02-2016 , 12:09 AM

#74

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

My biggest/most profitable client has been picked up on a felony parole violation and is looking at another year possibly multiple years back in jail. Very disappointing.

I have my lawyer in touch but she doesn't want to touch his toxic ass record and case and his hearing is Monday morning so unless I get a random lawyer in the next 24 hours or he has a lawyer I don't know about, he's stuck with a public defender.

Oh well, nothing to do now this weekend but AAaaaaaaaAAAaAaaaaaaaaa and watch the Raiders take on the Ravens tomorrow morning.

Maybe I'll troll Nima some idk