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Old 03-04-2012, 01:55 PM   #26
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she had it coming for years
Good thing your story is just that ...a story. Obviously, you need some attention. Get a girlfriend.
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:13 PM   #27
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

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Good thing your story is just that ...a story. Obviously, you need some attention. Get a girlfriend.
He's just going to spit on her
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:53 PM   #28
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

whether this is true or not it made me larf especially the spittaments
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Old 03-04-2012, 03:07 PM   #29
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

yea...wtf is up w spitting in ppls face left and right like its the thing to do
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Old 03-04-2012, 03:17 PM   #30
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

lmao real think this is a level but nethertheless it was a good read A*
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Old 03-04-2012, 05:57 PM   #31
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

I DONT know the truth and I dont have ANY insights into how Phil H got his black eye but I know for a FACT that this story is not true.
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:32 PM   #32
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

ehh, so whats up with the vid in the link OP posted?

is there any truth to any of this?

sick stuff anyhoo.

also, welcome back 2008.
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:45 PM   #33
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

You've inspired me to spit on anyone I have a minor grievance with. Good read, OP.
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:24 PM   #34
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Can't you get into *really* big trouble if you hurt someone in a fight, and it can be demonstrated that you had training in some sort of martial arts or boxing?

Don't mean to spit on OP's parade though. Still enjoyed the story.
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:46 PM   #35
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

Dude spits more then a porn star
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:53 PM   #36
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

i ddn't read this **** ...i hope OP sit on his own dik..i am drunk...

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Old 03-05-2012, 04:11 AM   #37
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

no spitting since yesterday itt? weak
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:44 PM   #38
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i ddn't read this **** ...i hope OP sit on his own dik..i am drunk...
u have problem?
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:09 AM   #39
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

great read op, post and spit more
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Old 03-06-2012, 09:26 AM   #40
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

finally a worthwile read again in bbv
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Old 03-06-2012, 09:35 AM   #41
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

5* would read again
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Old 03-06-2012, 02:44 PM   #42
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

Spitting during a fight is critical for the following reasons:

1. Intimidation - gain a psychological advantage
2. Confusion - villian cant see when you have blinded him with your saliva
3. Bio Attack - could weaken your opponent with Hep C transfer, infection etc.
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Old 03-06-2012, 04:07 PM   #43
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

It is actually really **** infuriating getting spat on
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Old 03-06-2012, 11:17 PM   #44
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

very inspiring story bro even though obv not true haha but
when i was 14 i got my ass beat several times and had got multiple skull fractures by an 18 year old but ever since then it just motivates me whenever im boxing
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Old 03-06-2012, 11:33 PM   #45
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

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Spitting during a fight is critical for the following reasons:

1. Intimidation - gain a psychological advantage
2. Confusion - villian cant see when you have blinded him with your saliva
3. Bio Attack - could weaken your opponent with Hep C transfer, infection etc.
Lmao, portable chemical warfare. Write that down, kids.
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:12 AM   #46
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Great story dont know that i believe it... Great none the less

Spitter classic
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:11 PM   #47
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

good read.
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:38 PM   #48
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

The reason op spits? Because its the lowest form of insult. Hes basically telling the people "you are nothing but scum in this world"

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Old 03-07-2012, 03:03 PM   #49
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

If you're like Bas Rutten, fighting against people who pick on you then you're cool. If you go around picking fights and beating up people because you are a trained fighter you are a grade A douchebag, I'll give the guy the benefit of the doubt here.

I had a similar story, some dudes picked on me in grade school and I worked out a ****load, put on about 40 pounds and learned to box. Except instead of beating them up when I saw them again we went out drinking because we were stupid kids at the time and I'd rather drink and laugh than punch people. If that Phil story is true that's hillarious, picks random fight with trained kickboxer, what a dumbass.
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:28 PM   #50
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Re: My story of getting beat up and more (Phil Hellmuth story of why he had a black eye)

simply brilliant
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