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My somewhat different poker story (extremely tl;dr) My somewhat different poker story (extremely tl;dr)

08-25-2011 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Chuck Bass
[B] I opened my crotch and started urinating on a large, black car. In the middle of the procedure the driver angrily honked the car's horn. I was standing at the traffic lights and there was someone inside the car. I've never ran that fast.
Hilarious!
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08-25-2011 , 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by HighestStakes
probably for the best, vaginas look nice in pornos and stuff but in rl most women dont douche them so its best to not go down on them unless you want a face full of cheese.


gl at the tables
hate to clog up an awesome thread by being another to quote this, but I have to give this post more love because it may be the funniest thing I've read on here since Mikah vs Shaundeeb.

Loving the stories Chuck, keep em coming!
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08-25-2011 , 10:55 PM
rofl
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08-25-2011 , 11:27 PM
Extremely entertaining posts. Keep them coming, they had me up for the whole night.

On another note, I think you could be an excellent fiction writer as well. I'd love a fictional/semi fictional degen book revolving around poker, like Rounders just in book format. No doubt you'd be able to pull that off (if not let alone with your personal story)

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08-25-2011 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Chuck Bass
Pics of gfs will come in the end - I don't want to turn this into a rating thread too early.
It's just not as fun to read the story without a face to the girl. But its your decision!!
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08-26-2011 , 04:39 AM
hooked
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08-26-2011 , 05:24 AM
+++
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08-26-2011 , 05:25 AM
copied all the #V's to Word >>> Kindle. Subbed for more
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08-26-2011 , 06:14 AM
Pure evil to let us wait a week for next part...
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08-26-2011 , 06:49 AM
nice work, thanks for an awesome waste of time
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08-26-2011 , 07:11 AM
gtfo for reals
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08-26-2011 , 07:58 AM
Good stuff. You write even better in English than in Finnish.
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08-26-2011 , 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Revi
copied all the #V's to Word >>> Kindle. Subbed for more
upload the .mobi file somewhere?
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08-26-2011 , 09:23 AM
re: djurhuus,

I'm sorry but I hate fiction writing. I tried once when I was asked to write a short story for a magazine for a very nice amount of money. I could've basically decided the subject myself as long as it had something to do with gambling. I worked hard for hours and then just gave up. I hated it. I like writing articles such as new age poker strat with a twist, and other stuff I've particularly liked is satire (political and entertainment stuff) and being a critic (did movies and books for a bit). I never really liked doing interviews either but I got to interview basically only people I was interested in (poker heroes and some musicians) so it wasn't too bad.

Anyway I'm in Bcn and the internet works surprisingly well, so I'll continue the story when I have time.
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08-26-2011 , 10:45 AM
I understand. Political satires would work too, though. What I mean by fiction/semi fiction doesn't have to be all made up stuff though. If you've read scandinavian litterature, the writer Jan Guillou is known for some very interesting stories on pre-89 spinage primarily due to own experience and inside-knowledge (as revealed in his Self Biography). That was moreso the kind of stories I was refering to. If you make interesting stories from real events, so be it. So far it hasn't done this story less entertaining that it's real stuff, quite the opposite actually. Looking forward to next post.
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08-26-2011 , 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by HighestStakes
probably for the best, vaginas look nice in pornos and stuff but in rl most women dont douche them so its best to not go down on them unless you want a face full of cheese.


gl at the tables
omg
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08-26-2011 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by HighestStakes
probably for the best, vaginas look nice in pornos and stuff but in rl most women dont douche them so its best to not go down on them unless you want a face full of cheese.


gl at the tables
hahahahahaa

Just read the whole thread. Decent
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08-26-2011 , 01:41 PM
Finally got through this thread after being told how amazing it was. I'm not disappointed. Thanks for the stories!
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08-26-2011 , 02:44 PM
epic story!! after reading the first part couldn't stop reading
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08-26-2011 , 07:12 PM
sick life Chuck

wp
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08-27-2011 , 04:16 AM
amazing! don't keep us hangin.
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08-27-2011 , 04:40 AM
great thread keepm coming!
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08-27-2011 , 09:31 AM
Great!
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08-27-2011 , 02:29 PM
This is without a doubt the best thread I have ever read in here. So nice, OP. I simply cannot wait for the next part.
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08-27-2011 , 03:33 PM
Very nice thread OP!

Give us the next chapter!

Lol'd most at "that was the first time I saw her breasts"
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