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Old 11-14-2009, 11:12 PM   #51
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

your mom is a whore
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Old 11-15-2009, 12:24 AM   #52
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

for those of you who haven't read my first thread i'll give everything:

i started learning poker from friends at school.

I read 2p2 and watched every single episode of high stakes poker while taking notes on some pedophile who was trying to bone my sister. i came. the best players in the world play their aggressive style. i ended up playing a heads up game against daniel negreanu and gus hansen, taking $350 from them in one night. how much did you win at the poker game today?

since that night i deposited the $350 online and have been playing professionally since then and winning thousands of dollars. the problem is that my recent success hasn't gone unnoticed.

i'll walk into the kitchen and my mom will be cooking dinner and she will say to me "no chance". she will be shocked and jealous because she doesnt have a job. one night she asked me if i would look after my sis. i went into her bedroom looking for something and i found that females suck old people.

a teach her how to play poker. i tried to explain to her that most people who play online lose money and are consistent winners. only a small percentage of players suck old people. i also explained that as a general rule she will lose all her money if she just cooks and cleans, so i made her understand the truth of how to become an online poker addict. At first, im not scared.she needed my advice but she's delusional and thinks she can lose all her money 6 months ago. i'm really worried

please help me come
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Old 11-15-2009, 12:52 AM   #53
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

PT graph or it didnt happen.
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:00 AM   #54
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player



Ur Momz be high fewl
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:29 AM   #55
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Re: my mom wants to be a professional poker player

for those of you who haven't read my first thread i'll give a quick summary:

about 6 months ago i started learning poker from friends at school. i came online and read 2p2 and watched every single episode of high stakes poker while taking notes on how the best players in the world like daniel negreanu and gus hansen play their aggressive style. i ended up playing a heads up game against some pedophile who was trying to bone my sister and taking $350 from him in one night.

since that night i deposited the $350 online and have been playing professionally since then and winning thousands of dollars. the problem is that my recent success hasn't gone unnoticed.

sometimes i'll walk into the kitchen and my mom will be cooking dinner and she will say to me "how much did you win at the poker game today?" and i will say "one thousand dollars". she will be shocked and jealous because she doesnt have a job she just cooks and cleans and looks after my sis and i. one night she asked me if i would teach her how to play poker. i tried to explain to her that most people who play online lose money and only a small percentage of players are consistent winners. i also explained that as a general rule females suck at poker and so do old people, so she basically has no chance.

i had assumed that she heeded my advice but a couple days ago i went into her bedroom looking for something and i found a book on her bedside table titled "how to play poker". i'm really worried that she's delusional and thinks she can win at online poker. im scared that she will lose all her money or maybe get addicted.

please help me come up with ideas to make her understand the truth and to stop her from losing everything and become an online poker addict.
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